Afroman Is Running For POTUS! - There's Gonna Be Some Funny Shit, Because He Got High...

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(Link: https://www.afromanforpresident.com/)

Afroman's Campaign Manager, Jason Savage, states:

'My fellow Americans,

There comes a time in the course of human events when change must be affected. That time is now. Americans are suffering, and the status quo is no longer acceptable.

We need a candidate that is truly elected by the people, and for the people. We need a man that can step up and lead with a firm hand. The people are starved for a Commander in Chief, that leads from a place of love and not hate. In these dark times, we need a leader that truly embodies the American dream.

It is my immense honor and pleasure to formally announce Afroman as an independent candidate for President of the United States of America.'

His eight pledges:

1) Decriminalise Cannabis (I support this 100%)
2) Criminal Justice Reform
3) Law Enforcement Reform
4) Halting US Foreign Aid (again, great shout - the USA should not be the world's policeman)
5) Pay Reparations by ending the Drug Wars and halting US Foreign Aid
6) Promoting Unity, Love & Peace
7) More Sports Celebrations (not fussed on this, but not the worst suggestion ever)
8) Legalise Prostitution

You know what, some pretty 'dope' based ideas there!

He can't be worse than Biden anyway!

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WOULD YOU LIKE A SLICE OF LEMON POUND CAKE
YOU CAN TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO TAKE
 
I was gonna run for office; until I got high
I was gonna give a stump speech; but then I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
Now my polling numbers are in the gutter, and I know why! (Why, man?)

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
 
I for one, support Afroman for his platform of getting po-po to repair his gate.
 
As funny as this is, the DNC would never allow it.


No lie, this is exactly what I thought of when I saw the headline.
Honestly I'm surprised they even allow the Republican party to exist, but sometimes keeping a scapegoat around comes in quite handy.
 
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