African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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Lord Of Shit said:
How do you get a neck like that, anyway? Perhaps it's anti-lynching evolutionary adaptation? Frightening thought...
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Oh that's all soft tissue. A good rope will crush that well enough to keep things in place for the drop at the gallows.

Paper Machete said:
Black tourism has seemingly exploded in the last few years. As well as passport brothas and sistas. I don't know if it would be worthy of a thread specific to it but I do think it's missing in the conversations here.

It's not like their economic situation overall has changed so I wonder what has driven this, just general influencing bull?
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There might be some crossover from the modern online "dating advice" sphere of influencers. I know white men are being openly told now not to even bother trying to date American women anymore (not that they're wrong -- JFC just go watch some of those videos showing clips from the crazy bitches talking about their relationships, expectations, demands, etc.) and that the best way to find a good white woman is to travel overseas.

It's actually a fairly standard pattern now that I think about it. An important part of the "white flight" cycle (which is ultimately what makes the tactic of "just fleeing the niggers" fail to work) is that the niggers eventually figure out where the whites are fleeing to, and follow them (because obviously whites build better societies and niggers want that, versus the failed shitstorms they generate).

So tourism is just following suit. Whites go places where there aren't niggers, because it's nicer. So naturally, the niggers figure that out and follow them, because they want the "nicer" experience too. Of course, that makes the place not nice anymore, because now it has niggers in it.
 
This is retarded lol. Why not make your own action figures who are black? I don't understand this mentality where you have to raceswap existing characters.

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Edit: I went to her website, and it turns out she turned Mario characters black too.
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Plane lands. The door isn't open yet. People stand up and get their bags - happens all the time.

...but someone on the plane is more special than everyone else, and demands the right to pass everyone and be the first off the plane. Unfortunately for her, fatigue has reached levels never before seen, so she's told "no" by the man in front of her, and told off by the man behind her.

 
byron said:
Plane lands. The door isn't open yet. People stand up and get their bags - happens all the time.

...but someone on the plane is more special than everyone else, and demands the right to pass everyone and be the first off the plane. Unfortunately for her, fatigue has reached levels never before seen, so she's told "no" by the man in front of her, and told off by the man behind her.

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I’d funny-sticker your post, but I had to award a medal to those two brave white men.

And the Obeast of course made threats of violence.
 
Gaystapo said:
This is retarded lol.
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Retarded is the whole point of it, lol. The core belief of libshits (and, by extension, the majority of blacks) is that two wrongs make a right, AKA it's A-OK when we do it (but not when you do, cracker!). Even preschoolers know there's no logic in this whatsoever, but since the left/negros have been so socially conditioned to ignore inconvenient realities the retardation is not only accepted, it's celebrated. In this case, by their own definitions this is cultural appropriation, plain and simple, but since it's due to {insert your go-to injustice here} it's ackshually a laudable thing and she deserves many ass-pats for it. You go, girl!
Gaystapo said:
Why not make your own action figures who are black? I don't understand this mentality where you have to raceswap existing characters.
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That would require them to come up with popular characters of their own, which they're clearly incapable of doing at scale. It's easier to steal.

edit: Press x to doubt she's licensed to use those characters and is paying royalties to Nintendo and Disney/Pixar.
 
Gaystapo said:
This is retarded lol. Why not make your own action figures who are black? I don't understand this mentality where you have to raceswap existing characters.
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Because they can't. Nobody likes "black" action figures or heroes. Look at that "Wakanda" horseshit. Nobody gives a shit about "Black Panther." Everybody wants to be white.

byron said:
...but someone on the plane is more special than everyone else, and demands the right to pass everyone and be the first off the plane. Unfortunately for her, fatigue has reached levels never before seen, so she's told "no" by the man in front of her, and told off by the man behind her.
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What's most astonishing about this is she even acknowledges the door isn't open yet and that there's nowhere to go. There is nowhere for her to "advance past" her aggressor to. But she continues arguing anyway, because The Fight™ must be won. Fucking unreal. "Das rite, I hasta be first out dis plane, mmm-hmm!"

My only critique to the man in front of her is he wasn't aggressively corrective enough, and kept saying "wh... why... why?" Don't ask questions, dummy. She's too stupid to answer and doesn't understand anyway. You just tell her "no." It worked fine. She understood the boundary and chose to challenge it further by trying to push past you. "You gon' block me?" "Yes." That was much better. It led her to escalate to threats of violence, further turning the rest of the plane against her.

At that point his only mistake was not taking it further. "...and if I hitchoo after youse blockin' me, das assault?" "If you hit me, I will beat your ass right here in front of all these people to make you stop."

Otherwise very well done by a plane full of people sick to death of this horseshit.
 
Lord Of Shit said:
- "her placenta is low" (WTF?)
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In a guess to translate she was probably told the location of her placenta during an ultrasound and thinks it is an issue. For reference the placenta forms wherever the fertilized egg attaches to the wall. So she thinks telling them they are hitting her placenta is a magic way to lower force.
 
GaryGray said:
In a guess to translate she was probably told the location of her placenta during an ultrasound and thinks it is an issue. For reference the placenta forms wherever the fertilized egg attaches to the wall. So she thinks telling them they are hitting her placenta is a magic way to lower force.
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Well, then, beat that friggin' thing like a piñata before the incubation process completes!
 
I've noticed that a few people in this thread have talked about african "Americans" never being on time for work; no matter the country, it seems I've encountered this twice in two countries that are not America. At both of my old jobs, the only two africans that worked at each location consistently failed to show up on time, and we're not talking about teenagers here these were adults in their 20s who knew rent was due and understood they were expected to be at work on time.

The first one lived 10 minutes from the store, yet he would constantly make excuses, saying he "hit every light on the way in" and that he left 30 minutes before his shift started, but somehow still arrived 30 minutes late. At that point, you start wondering how someone manages to still turn up 30 minutes late and still act like it was unavoidable rather than pure stupidity.

TL;DR Fuck niggers, never going to work with them again.
 
I'm surprised there isn't a BINGO card sheet of police encounters.
Clown College 2nd Year said:
There's something really satisfying about this punch.
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You know whoever threw the first punch wasn’t a nigga since they didn’t continuously wail on their unconscious body.
moocow said:
What's most astonishing about this is she even acknowledges the door isn't open yet and that there's nowhere to go. There is nowhere for her to "advance past" her aggressor to. But she continues arguing anyway, because The Fight™ must be won. Fucking unreal. "Das rite, I hasta be first out dis plane, mmm-hmm!"
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What was she even trying to achieve? Just bully her way to the front under false pretenses of manners? She thinks that saying “excuse me” is some magical spell to have people bend to her will. As if having basic common decency makes her kind above and beyond. That is quite telling of her narcissism.
 
The Last Stand said:
What was she even trying to achieve? Just bully her way to the front under false pretenses of manners? She thinks that saying “excuse me” is some magical spell to have people bend to her will. As if having basic common decency makes her kind above and beyond. That is quite telling of her narcissism.
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As a White person, I cannot adequately emulate the retard monkey brain of the nigger to be able to know for certain, but I can think of a few possibilities. Maybe she figured by the time she "excuse me'd" her way to the front, the door would be open and she could make her exit more quickly. Maybe she didn't believe the White Man™ that the door was still closed, and they were just lying to her for some reason. Maybe she genuinely believed the man in front of her was not trying to exit, and was just blocking the aisle either to be an asshole or just to fuck with her in particular (ignoring everyone else around her, of course).

Realistically, I don't think she "thought" consciously in the moment the way truly sentient creatures do. Concepts like "the door isn't open yet" and "there's nowhere to go yet" don't exist for her ("yet" is a time-related word, and we all know the American Silverback has trouble conceptualizing time). It's much simpler: the airplane stopped moving, everybody took off their seatbelts and people started filling the aisle. That means we're exiting the plane. That means everybody moves forward. But nobody's moving forward. SCOOSE ME MOVE! MONKEY MAKE THEM MOVE FORWARD! EEK-OOK!

Basic pattern recognition told her to expect to leave the plane soon, but basic pattern recognition couldn't get her across the "door isn't open" finish line.
 
moocow said:
Realistically, I don't think she "thought" consciously in the moment the way truly sentient creatures do. Concepts like "the door isn't open yet" and "there's nowhere to go yet" don't exist for her ("yet" is a time-related word, and we all know the American Silverback has trouble conceptualizing time).
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Have you ever been cut off waiting at a traffic light or being stuck in traffic? That’s what she reminded me of. So impatient, you want to get in front of everybody when nobody could even go anywhere. Congratulations, now you’ve created more disruption. Of course, given their behavior, I almost wish she would’ve dropped her “polite facade” and just chimped out to earn herself a lifetime flight ban and an ass whopping.
 
The Last Stand said:
earn herself a lifetime flight ban
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You know the worst fucking thing about this? The federal no-fly list doesn't concern itself with "misbehavior" (it's for turrists & "security threats" exclusively), and airlines can't even fucking directly add people to it anyway. And per-airline bans don't happen too often either (it peaked at 4k per year during the Wu Flu mask mandate, and most bans were for refusals to wear masks^1). Internationally, airlines share blacklists, but not in the US (as far as anyone can tell anyway).

We literally have no mechanism to ban repeat offenders from air travel in the United States (or even globally), no matter how many times a specific individual proves itself incapable of the behavior required to do it safely.

[^1] Talk about a fucking power trip. They rarely, if ever, banned passengers prior to the Chinese Cough. They only started dropping ban hammers for those stupid, useless little fucking masks. And how much do you want to bet those are permabans too, with no negotiation, no appeal, etc.? Fucking assholes.
 
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