African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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L.V. Danslalune said:
Suppose, for the sake of an argument, I have a friend who happens to be black, and I am extremely close to him and he is to me, to the point that I can say nigger around him and he wouldn't care. What is the best way to ensure that this friend does not end up like a nigger? For the sake of this argument, assume that he will take my advice 100% of the time.
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Like a horse to water.
You can show a nigger the way but you can't make them.
 
L.V. Danslalune said:
Suppose, for the sake of an argument, I have a friend who happens to be black, and I am extremely close to him and he is to me, to the point that I can say nigger around him and he wouldn't care. What is the best way to ensure that this friend does not end up like a nigger? For the sake of this argument, assume that he will take my advice 100% of the time.
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Make him watch the Boondocks episode 'Nigga Moment' on repeat for a day streight.
 
L.V. Danslalune said:
Suppose, for the sake of an argument, I have a friend who happens to be black, and I am extremely close to him and he is to me, to the point that I can say nigger around him and he wouldn't care. What is the best way to ensure that this friend does not end up like a nigger? For the sake of this argument, assume that he will take my advice 100% of the time.
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You can try to steer him away from nigger adjacent activities and ideologies, but it's like trying to ask a pitbull not to eat/maul babies. Almost have to train him like a 90s basement dwelling Nerd archetype:
-Classical Music/Opera
-Chinese food or Russian food
-High Fantasy novels from the 70s
-Golf
I'm just trying to think of hobbies/interests you could give him with 0 paths that lead to niggerdry.
 
L.V. Danslalune said:
Suppose, for the sake of an argument, I have a friend who happens to be black, and I am extremely close to him and he is to me, to the point that I can say nigger around him and he wouldn't care. What is the best way to ensure that this friend does not end up like a nigger? For the sake of this argument, assume that he will take my advice 100% of the time.
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Not all blacks are doomed to be niggers. There are black people who are educated, employed, and who model prosocial behavior and responsible decision-making for their children. Nobody hates niggers more than they do, and I can't blame them for that.
 
L.V. Danslalune said:
Suppose, for the sake of an argument, I have a friend who happens to be black, and I am extremely close to him and he is to me, to the point that I can say nigger around him and he wouldn't care. What is the best way to ensure that this friend does not end up like a nigger? For the sake of this argument, assume that he will take my advice 100% of the time.
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Kill him in his sleep.
 
stares at error messages said:
Notice how the mother didn't care and the toddler did it to get attention and the adults interpret it as being about them.

The little shit is manipulative too. Suppose a lot of them become a danger a lot younger than 8.
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You know what it reminds me of? You guys ever see the bodycam videos of Floyd before the one he died in? He was arrested several times before and he would literally start crying to get the cops off him while he fought with them. They really are just grown children. Also gotta love that the uncle in that video just casually calls his toddler nephew a nigga to his face and swears a bunch.
 
A shoplifter tries to walk out of a Sunglass Hut with roughly $20,000 in designer frames. When a store employee confronts her, things take a turn no one expected.

She sprayed the employee directly in the face at close range. The employee was temporarily unable to see. Within two minutes, roughly 18 to 20 pairs of designer sunglasses were gone.
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Days later, the employee did something that would crack the case wide open. She went online and found a profile selling items that matched exactly what had been stolen from her store. She contacted loss prevention. Loss prevention contacted police. Detectives traced the account and issued a warrant.
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Sicko Hunter said:
Also gotta love that the uncle in that video just casually calls his toddler nephew a nigga to his face and swears a bunch.
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This is something I hate SO MUCH, is when adults curse around babies and toddlers all the time and nobody cares. Every now and then in compilations you see short clips of black children/babies saying horrible shit, and while "haha yeah it's so funny kids say the darndest things," it's concerning sometimes when little kids swear like sailors, or get violent, or their literal first word is the fucking N-word.
Granted, that's probably just the baby babbling and the adults having pareidolia, there's a good chance that's not actually the baby saying "nigga," but babies DO understand more than they can speak and their first word is usually a word they've heard a zillion times. I can only imagine.
Something else in this same vein is that "Ms Keisha" girl from Vine. There are 2-3 clips of her that are usually in every vine comp, but this is a supercut of all of them. I never found this funny, it's just shocking! She beats the HELL out of her baby doll and Elmo, swears like a sailor, it's unbelievable! For a child-beating heavy culture like black culture you'd think someone would beat her ass for talking like that. Hasn't anyone heard of washing a mouth out with soap??
 
Sup nerds, been a while.

I've been doing my research. I found a spectacular, amazing, maximum nigger TV Show, made by the illustrious ALLBLK Productions.


This is Wild Rose , the story of Rose, a member of an all black secret assassin group that targets corrupt members of society. ALLBLK Productions has outdone themself and fused together John Wick, The Bodyguard, and James Bond into one character! They are also highlighting black excellence by forming a 99% black cast and crew for this project.

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Let's read what ALLBLK chooses to say about themselves from their YouTube Bio:

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"Unapologetically - Black." is what sticks out to me. I know why we all come to this thread, so I will drop the act. Wild Rose is one of the best displays of niggetry of all time, because ALLBLK only employs black actors, writers, producers, and directors. This is pure blackness. There is no White person on set filtering all their awful ideas out and making them make sense. So in turn, Wild Rose is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen.




This is the one clip of the show they felt proud enough to share on their YouTube channel. I cannot find better clips to share, because no one is watching this thing. If you have Prime Video, go watch the first few minutes NOW!

The audio is godawful, the editing is godawful, there is no set up, no backstory, there is no logic to the world (big surprise) and the dialogue is so disjointed it approaches LYNCHIAN levels. Our introduction to our main character is him whining about people not showing their ID's to get in da club, to the point his first 5 lines all have the word "ID" in them. He then gets into a karate fight with some big boys, impresses the girl, and sits on a roof with a gun for 6 hours while his (maybe) sister talks to him as the "guy in the chair" with her clear-as-day XBOX brand headphones. This is of course, right before his ugly broccoli sister's ugly dyke lover comes in to eat her out, and we get to hear the whole thing? Hey, I don't get it either.

There is only one episode out so far, I cannot wait to watch more. This is a great way to see what black creators are capable of with no white man holding them back. Budget aside, the parts of production that have nothing to do with money (AKA the CREATIVE parts) are a joke. There is also an underlying fruitiness to the whole thing (DownLow Productions lmao), the main character tough-guy has a nose stud, which I feel like is the black man equivalent of wearing booty shorts. There are lesbians too! And half of the actors are super fat, which is hilarious to me. Check it out!
 
Wild at Heart said:
"Unapologetically - Black."
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This word always gets me. In what alternate universe do these niggers think we live? When has any sheboon apologized for starting a mass brawl in a fast food lobby or twerking at a kid's birthday party? When has a future doctor or engineer apologized for blasting chimp music at 3am or refusing to tip a white waitress? And when have white libshit journos asked them to apologize instead of shaming and harassing people who get sick of their shit?
 
whoishomermynameis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-LD36k5D-yE
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Soo....

Is that AI? It smells like Jeet AI slop. The description says:

⚠️ NOTE: Any animations used in this video are for illustrative purposes only and do not depict the actual suspect. They are included solely as a visual reference to help viewers understand the sequence of events.

✍️ If you're interested in learning how YouTube bodycam crime scripts are actually written, I put together a practical guide covering structure, pacing, approval standards, and viewer retention.
👉 Access the guide here: https://selar.com/97b37wn1j7
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The guide is a $33 thing, and is the only thing that user on that ecommerce site sells

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if I search for that exact Selar URL, I get another similar channel

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Wild at Heart said:
"Unapologetically - Black." is what sticks out to me.
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What stood out to me was the "inclusively" adjective. How can something be "inclusive" when it excludes other groups of people? As if other people want to be involved, but still.

Wild at Heart said:
This is Wild Rose , the story of Rose, a member of an all black secret assassin group that targets corrupt members of society. ALLBLK Productions has outdone themself and fused together John Wick, The Bodyguard, and James Bond into one character!
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Omarion's in it. I haven't heard that name since the 2000s.

 
HTTP Error 404 said:
Soo....

Is that AI? It smells like Jeet AI slop. The description says:


The guide is a $33 thing, and is the only thing that user on that ecommerce site sells

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if I search for that exact Selar URL, I get another similar channel

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The vast majority of bodycam video naration is AI generated or AI voiced.

The actual bodycam content is real and released by their police departments.

This is why you you'll see several videos containing the same bodycam content but with different narration and animations.
 
A genetic test for Nigger has been found. If you have a specific 2-repeat allele of the MAOA gene, which Blacks are 50 times more likely to have than Whites, you are significantly more likely to commit violent crime.

Finally, innocent Blacks may be free of the albatross that has set them back for tens of thousands of years: The Nigger.

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HTTP Error 404 said:
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"shooting and stabbing behaviors"

...behaviors? Why not just say, "shooting and stabbing" - what is achieved or communicated by adding the word "behaviors?"

Are there stabbings that aren't "stabbing behavior" - are there stabbing behaviors that don't constitute stabbings?

Anyway, here's something slightly funny: a sub-80 IQ signs up to do a ride along with a cop. He brings a gun because he thinks "ride along" means "I get to be a cop for a day." They are so dumb. So, so very dumb.

 
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