African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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TismFarmer said:
I waved at the oldies on their porches, said a cheerful "Good Morning, isn't it a lovely day!" to the groups of young black guys hanging around on the corner, and told barely teenage mothers how beautiful their babies were.
Did not occur to me to be afraid!
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din du nuffin said:
wypipo dont wash dey fish n shit
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Her manicure alone could have made her boyfriend sick.
Long natural nails and artificial nails are breeding grounds for bacteria and fungi. Combine artificial nails with length and those long layers have an insanely strong chance of harboring staphylococcus aureus, E. coli, candida albicans, and other unpleasantries.

In the late 90s, 16 infants died [archive] at a hospital in Oklahoma City hospital due to the pathogens found under the long nails of two nurses. You'd think that would be enough for strict and permanent changes, but nowadays there's plenty of female black medical workers (at least in the U.S.) with long neon rhinestone embellished claws. I've heard some delusional black women arrogantly declare that the natural nails are being "protected" from any nasty crud making it's way in, and since fake nails aren't organic it's all well and good, but that isn't the case. According to Alberta Health Services:
Hand hygiene is effective in removing potentially harmful microorganisms from your hands; however, artificial nails can hinder effectiveness of hand hygiene. Numerous studies have shown that healthcare providers with artificial nails or nail enhancements have a greater amount and diversity of bacteria both before and after hand hygiene than healthcare providers with natural nails.
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Source [archive]

While women of all races and turbo fags enjoy getting their hair done and their nails did, food service and health industries have gotten extra soft when it comes to saying NO to long and/or fake nails over the years because the 2008 presidential election happened and affirmative action exists. They don't want any sheboons to go crying "RAYCISUM" to HR. When a fair or medium skin toned woman comments on LaShawnda's ultra thick 2.5" long gel manicure, they are called racist and will likely be sent to a class about "diversity and culture". Apparently black women in America own artificial nails. Fact: Walmart locations with a lot of black traffic have to keep the press-ons locked up due to how frequently they were being stolen.

Nail hygiene was critically observed again in 2020 [archive] because of COVID, but it seems as though nothing came of it since pissing off a sheboon can have many negative consequences, especially if she summons black xitter, black tiktok, and other terminally online rejects who participate in nigger behavior.

And it doesn't stop at killing premature babies, making patients sick, and getting shit participles in food: A woman in China recently experienced a delay receiving life saving treatment due to her fake nails. [archive] Even if someone has short natural nails with regular polish on them, be aware that dark nail polish can also can interfere with a fingertip pulse oximeter. So please go to your scheduled health appointments with clean naked nails.

Thank you for coming to my SPED Talk. TND.
 
Rick The Stick said:
My fatigue transcends race
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I was posting to say how naive and retarded I was back then, but to be fair, there weren't lot of red flags, especially to someone who didn't know about American culture.
The only one was the armed teens on the corner and even then, (from what was visible) they had glock-style handguns in a holster, not Dracos stuffed down the front of their pants.
I thought all Americans carried/owned handguns and that gangbangers only had things like Baby AK's and Dracos and liked to show them off.
Also, this was within my first 2 weeks in the country.
Before the end of the year I was taking a taxi if I needed to go anywhere!
 
"The Shape Store" is a meme that (here's my interpretation - other people may disagree) is poking fun at people who follow trends mindlessly.

The meme originates in this AI video advertising a store which sells ...shapes:



They don't do anything or have any purpose. They're just shapes ... and you're just supposed to buy them.

Here's the original video plus a lot of reaction vids: https://x.com/FalconryFinance/status/2028339602822692876

The Know Your Meme entry explains the connection to this thread's topic: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-shape-store-ai-video by way of this x comment: https://x.com/Scearpo/status/2028657651983536393

The Shape Store represents the Platonic perfection of consumer indulgence that fulfills the black impulse for status hierarchy. The absurdity of the premise highlights the purposeless trinketry in the shoes, chains, and clothes they steal, harm, and kill for. At a macroscale, there is functionally no difference between a limited edition pair of Jordans and a green rhombus made of plastic.
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Yup. There's a fundamental difference between white culture and black culture. White culture is the real, the concrete, the functional. Black culture is a flashy facade with nothing behind it.

For example, you have whites in places like Sweden dedicated to building the most precise mechanical wristwatch possible. And on the other end of the spectrum, you have blacks who just want "bling" - a watch with diamonds. It literally doesn't even need to keep time - can they read a watch dial anyway? Don't they believe time doesn't exist or "flows backwards" or whatever?
 
Another kiwi did an in-depth investigation on this
GeorgeHWBush

Thread 'The Shape Store'

Are you gangsta enough to rock a triangle? Have you considered the worth and glamour of a rhombus? Do you enjoy bewildering liminal negro behavior? Welcome to the Shape Store.

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OG Xeet

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Real Shape Store website with internet 2.0 feel

Niggaz philosophizin n sheeeit:
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Retreaded Tire said:
Another kiwi did an in-depth investigation on this
GeorgeHWBush

Thread 'The Shape Store'

Are you gangsta enough to rock a triangle? Have you considered the worth and glamour of a rhombus? Do you enjoy bewildering liminal negro behavior? Welcome to the Shape Store.

ssstwitter.com_1772595763438.mp4
OG Xeet

More:


ssstwitter.com_1772597681358.mp4

ssstwitter.com_1772597331256.mp4


ssstwitter.com_1772597570642.mp4

Real Shape Store website with internet 2.0 feel

Niggaz philosophizin n sheeeit:
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Reactions:Winner x 71 Lol x 39 Informative x 6 Semper Fidelis x 7 Like x 8 DRINK! x 4 Dumb x 3 Feels x 3 Christian Content x 2 Lunacy x 2 Thunk-Provoking x 5 Horrifying x 4
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It’s so true, especially about driving cars and brawling and using weapons without any existential concerns about mortality.

Black people are scary for the same reason that hyper fundamentalist Muslims are scary: they don’t fear death like we do.

Any confrontation with either of these groups is inherently asymmetrical because the normal, sane, intelligent person worries about death and preventing it.

I believe you can have an unhealthy and obsessive fear of death and that can be bad, but NO fear of death makes you just fucking incompatible with civilization, no matter the cause.
 
I've never understood why nigresses enjoy having those long ass nails. I hadn't considered the bacteria growth aspect of it until someone else mentioned it in this thread. But it must make doing anything impossible if you have claws attached to your hands. Is this something black men find attractive? Or do black women just do it for themselves? How did "getting they nails done" even start?
 
TismFarmer said:
Dumb Kiwi from Safe Kiwiland greeting Armed gangbangers like they were her little brothers!🤣🤣
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They probably figured you were well-armed and a good shot. In their general experience only Whites prepared to kill venture into those shitty neighborhoods. And with a White baby in tow, you weren't likely to have any drugs or be otherwise worth robbing.

Hyperborean said:
I've never understood why nigresses enjoy having those long ass nails. I hadn't considered the bacteria growth aspect of it until someone else mentioned it in this thread. But it must make doing anything impossible if you have claws attached to your hands. Is this something black men find attractive? Or do black women just do it for themselves? How did "getting they nails done" even start?
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It makes it harder for the sheboons who actually have jobs to do anything productive on-the-clock, and they know their employers wouldn't dare criticize it or tell them to get rid of them so they can work faster. Also handy weapons for the next Chuck-E-Cheese brawl.
 
Hyperborean said:
I've never understood why nigresses enjoy having those long ass nails. I hadn't considered the bacteria growth aspect of it until someone else mentioned it in this thread. But it must make doing anything impossible if you have claws attached to your hands. Is this something black men find attractive? Or do black women just do it for themselves? How did "getting they nails done" even start?
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Probably more cargo cultism. "Dey whypypo do up dey nailz so Iz doos it bettah. Look, deyz long. Iz dooz it better! Ook ook, bixnood, dats rite."

moocow said:
It makes it harder for the sheboons who actually have jobs to do anything productive on-the-clock, and they know their employers wouldn't dare criticize it or tell them to get rid of them so they can work faster. Also handy weapons for the next Chuck-E-Cheese brawl.
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I hadn't considered this angle. Yeah, I could see our most productive members intentionally making it impossible for them to be productive in a way they could get some race hustler to demand money over.
 
Hyperborean said:
I've never understood why nigresses enjoy having those long ass nails. I hadn't considered the bacteria growth aspect of it until someone else mentioned it in this thread. But it must make doing anything impossible if you have claws attached to your hands. Is this something black men find attractive? Or do black women just do it for themselves? How did "getting they nails done" even start?
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I recall reading that ancient Chinese aristocrats had long nails as a symbol that they don't do hard labor.
 
>We have evidence that you absolutely did it, it's a complete certainty at this point.
"i told yall ih wasn't me, doe"

These kinds of videos are both interesting and frustrating to watch since these people operate on an entirely different level of intelligence and awareness. It's like they're having a separate, parallel conversation with the detectives.

also lol at the family taking time off from their assuredly busy work schedule showing up with the kids to calmly inform the officers that she actually didn't do nothing
 
synthetic_glazer said:
These kinds of videos are both interesting and frustrating to watch since these people operate on an entirely different level of intelligence and awareness. It's like they're having a separate, parallel conversation with the detectives.

also lol at the family taking time off from their assuredly busy work schedule showing up with the kids to calmly inform the officers that she actually didn't do nothing
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Even if you show them all that video, they'll still deny it. It's some other nigga, of course. Who dresses exactly like their perfect little angel, lives in their house with them, and carries his ID. Y'know, as a prank.
 
sherwoods110 said:
"Grandpa tried to warn her." - Libs Hate Us

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I love how she insists Grandpa "forgot" to write her out of his will instead of being kind enough to leave her with something despite her poor choices because she's still his granddaughter. That or everybody else got $1 million or something and her $5k was a pittance in comparison.

lol ... dumb bitch.
 
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