African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

[Belisarius Cawl]

Why do black criminals get so antsy about who is arresting them?

ACUZ AH KNO MAH RAHTZ

Shit like that reminds me of those Maury episodes where the baby mama is trying to argue how the baby is the eighth dude she fucked in a six week span by point at the big screen with her baby and the guys face and how similar they are.

That's literally how they made the case for Olmec heads being the products of a trans-Atlantic black civilization: "LOOK @ DA NOZE!!! LOOK @ DA LIH-UHPZ!!!" In reality, when the Portuguese found Cabo Verde, only a few hundred miles off the coast of western Africa, it was utterly uninhabited but for wildlife, but sure, dey say-uhlt acrosst da Atlantik 'n' fowndit da Olmek sibiluhzayshun.

They have very few historic figures in their race to look up to so they have to make up lies about how important historical figures were all black or mulatto or some shit and whitey just doesn't want us all to know. They only claim the positive figures as well. They love doing this to Mozart and Beethoven in particular for some reason. Yet I've never seen these types claim that Henry the VIII or Leopold II were moors.

Wasn't there a convenience store or something like that that used Baroque/Classical/Romantic music over a PA system to drive away niggers? Why do they even want this for themselves?

Their egos are simultaneously huge and very very fragile.

To be honest I really hate having to eat anything off a bone. Fried chicken is great but I'm only eating about a third of that shit before it goes in the trash.

I am unapologetic about preferring boneless chimken nuggies.

Watermelon is fine fried chicken and gumbo sure isn't healthy though.

Fried chicken is Scottish anyway. They stole it from whitey just like basketball and your bike.

 

[moocow]

Nigger apologetics

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=zB_vPVhLCDQ

Failed assimilation. Your customs might be fine where you came from, but in the United States, using store-provided shopping carts is our custom. It helps prevent items from being spilled/dropped on floors, increases carrying capacity, and remains effective and usable even for people with disabilities.

Adapt to our customs. We're free to mock yours and refuse to indulge them.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=asAYbSQK1oQPeak nigger behavior in court.

Dude pissed away a fair shot. Judge Simpson is one of the most down-to-earth and level-headed judges I've ever seen on the myriad YT channels covering courtroom antics. Dude is damn near impossible to piss off (even in this one, he just smiles and laughs it off) and he's one of the few I've seen who judges and sentences fairly instead of just letting niggers off the hook. That he's black himself is an even bigger shocker. Guess it shows the older ones can still be decent, and it's the sub-50 crowd that's the biggest problem.

 

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You do realise this is in a post apocalyptic scenario where nature is allowed to run its course. No grey mice telling you to stop or "that's racist".

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Wasn't there a convenience store or something like that that used Baroque/Classical/Romantic music over a PA system to drive away niggers? Why do they even want this for themselves?

I've been playing Iron Maiden in my French Quarter stores, that's like Darkie-B-Gone. The smarter/most malicious ones don't care about Mozart/Bach/whoever being actually black, they just don't want us to have them. The dumber ones just follow the loudest wewuzzies on nigger twitter and imitate them.

 

[Evilronald]

Failed assimilation. Your customs might be fine where you came from, but in the United States, using store-provided shopping carts is our custom. It helps prevent items from being spilled/dropped on floors, increases carrying capacity, and remains effective and usable even for people with disabilities.

Adapt to our customs. We're free to mock yours and refuse to indulge them.


Dude pissed away a fair shot. Judge Simpson is one of the most down-to-earth and level-headed judges I've ever seen on the myriad YT channels covering courtroom antics. Dude is damn near impossible to piss off (even in this one, he just smiles and laughs it off) and he's one of the few I've seen who judges and sentences fairly instead of just letting niggers off the hook. That he's black himself is an even bigger shocker. Guess it shows the older ones can still be decent, and it's the sub-50 crowd that's the biggest problem.

He recognizes that it’s his own people who suffer when he lets feral niggers out.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Where did they get the idea that white people become fascinated and approach to touch their hair?

women in general constantly compliment and touch eachothers hair

so when they started having to pretend that the ratty nappy ha- err, I mean, the big beautiful naturale blaque hair on da top of she heeid, is soooo beautiful, they just began doing what they do normally with the girlies, not realizing it's haram with black women

 

[Gianfranco Pizzaballa]

The “white women touching our hair” seems like a fantasy projection. Never had a desire to touch a sheboon’s hair nor heard of any other white woman desiring it.

Never saw hair touching either. And started to really dislike Michelle Obama who capitalized on the hair-touching bullshit while FLOTUS. It was a black kid who touched Obama's hair btw.

 

[drab assessment]

women in general constantly compliment and touch eachothers hair

so when they started having to pretend that the ratty nappy ha- err, I mean, the big beautiful naturale blaque hair on da top of she heeid, is soooo beautiful, they just began doing what they do normally with the girlies, not realizing it's haram with black women

Compliment, yes, but touch? Unless it's a close friend, that doesn't really happen, and even then it's not haram but not normal

 

[David Floyd George]

Compliment, yes, but touch? Unless it's a close friend, that doesn't really happen, and even then it's not haram but not normal

I'm not saying the "white woman touches black woman's hair" never happened, but for sure not as often as blacks and their enablers imply. It's manufactured outrage, i.e. just another tool to guilt-trip susceptible white retards. And what's more, good luck finding a black woman with her own hair nowadays - it's all weaves and wigs.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Ive heard of the chunks from the mainland wanting to touch a sheboons hair but never a white person.

 

[Chromeo]

The “white women touching our hair” seems like a fantasy projection. Never had a desire to touch a sheboon’s hair nor heard of any other white woman desiring it.

I have, but in my defense I'm legitimately retarded and like soft textures. I don't know why someone who isn't retarded would want to touch someone else's hair, though.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

RIP TJ, gotta admit he's got a great strategy to eating those honey buns you smash em flat to get the air out.

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

I’ve been contemplating just how long ago and far away the corporate lunacy and nigger kowtowing of the immediate post-Floyd era was, and how much political cachet niggers have lost in the intervening time. They took Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben off food packages like they were fucking Swastikas, tore down Splash Mountain and replaced it with Nigger Splash Mountain. Heaps and heaps of infographics were posted online decrying all shades of “whiteness,” including being on time and the scientific method. Sane and rational people I knew were posting that stupid black square and changing their profile picture to the BLM fist. None of this is even comprehensible looking back on it now. The question is, is this shift the result of people actually waking up to the reality of niggers, or simply Democrats ditching them for troons/Palestine sandniggers/illegals?

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

They took Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben off food packages like they were fucking Swastikas

I bought an Aunt Jemima bottle of shitty HFCS before she got phased out. May I be able to sell it later for $69,420!

 

[Steak Sandwich]

Where did they get the idea that white people become fascinated and approach to touch their hair?

because one girl in kindergarten touched their hair

edit: had way more black children touch my hair and ask me if it was crochet than ive ever seen anyone touch a black persons hair

 

[Chandelier]

Nigger worship cannot end fast enough. There are thousands upon thousands of comments like these in every video he does. They don't like you and they don't even care if you've personally done anything towards them. Not that they'd ever accept you acting the exact same way to them, though.

There's no point in apologizing either, because they will never accept it. They're allowed to hate you with impunity, and not the reverse. Even if you prostrated yourself and kissed their feet for the sin of racism, they'll never forget it. That's why they still harp on about slavery, Jim Crow, and reparations. Case in point: this nigress.



They'll never forgive you for being racist, so just be racist. They are, and they're proud of it. They would sooner laugh at your death.

Oh, and did you know incest is white supremacy? Someone tell the Pakistanis and Somalians they look the way they do because of white colonization (neither were colonized by whites):

This homie scored a win:

 

[Retreaded Tire]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x2eN9GAvKBARIP TJ, gotta admit he's got a great strategy to eating those honey buns you smash em flat to get the air out.

When eatin a unnin- deys a meffud to da madness

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x2eN9GAvKBARIP TJ, gotta admit he's got a great strategy to eating those honey buns you smash em flat to get the air out.

That's some prison shit. Just like a "spread" is made with ramen, chips, chili, cheese, etc a "smash" is taking shit like honeybuns, brownies, nutty bars and the like and smashing them flat together.

 

[byron]

infographics were posted online decrying all shades of “whiteness,” including being on time and the scientific method

The point of the above infographic was, believe it or not, to tell white people to stop doing those things. I'm not kidding. The people who made it believed "these things are unfair assumptions about the world that evil white people unjustly foist upon peaceful people-of-color ...and it has to stop"

Meanwhile, they list literally everything that makes civilization possible.

So my response is like the video below: "thanks bro"

It reminds me a bit of how this scene in the Barbie movie was apparently (I haven't seen the movie) supposed to communicate to the audience how terrible the world is. This is how disconnected the wokies are from reality. They say or show awesome shit and then get confused by the reactioin.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

I'll write down, "Teenagers are capable enough of knowing right from wrong to be held fully accountable for whatever crimes they commit."