Got some niggers arrested a couple of days ago. I told the story once, but it fits in this thread so here you go:
Got a bunch of niggers arrested today. Well, they got themselfs arrested, but I initiated it. Went down to the French Quarter store, as I tend to because it has the most comfortable office. I go to walk in, and there's a groidle of sullen darkies mooching around out front. I go in, turn everything on and put some Iron Maiden on the sound system. One of them comes in, dumps a bunch of change on the counter for a cup of cheap house blend. Great, now I'll them hopped up on coffee harassing passers-by. As he's putting cream and sugar in, he casually turns around and tells me my music sucks. Now I know damn well he and the rest of the pack will be out there listening to beats on their phones and rapping. They do this to businesses in the French Quarter because they hate tourists and they hate people with jobs and they hate you. What they want is for you to cough up money so they'll move along. I don't play that game. First I waste my time by asking them politely. Then I give them a 15 minute warning and then I call the cops from down the street. Which is what I did. They weren't leaving, so I called the law. The lieutenant who showed up with a patrol officer turned out to be one of my oldest and best friends, who followed his childhood dream and joined the NOPD a few years ago. They asked politely, too, wasting everyone's time some more. Then they started getting IDs from DarQuavious and Tradvon and the rest. Anyway, turns out 3 of the 5 had warrants. Now they were leaving, in handcuffs. I asked Clancy if we could just execute them so we won't have to replay this the next day. Someday.