African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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So yesterday some "nickelodeon child actress" called kianna underwood: 33, died by getting ran over by 2 cars, she was walking a crosswalk, then 1 car hit her and another one dragged her to her death and both vehicles fled the scene. It apparently happened in brooklyn. She was known for being on little bill and all that.
Reading a news article about this. Some 71 year old man hit her as she jaywalked, he pulled over, then another car ran over her and dragged her. The 71 year old insists he did nothing wrong, adding that he stopped and tried to flag down the other car, which fled.

I had a bit of sympathy for him, hitting a black person in the dark that was crossing the street against a "don't walk" sign, and then the article revealed:

[The 71-year-old driver] has not been charged with any crimes. However, he confirmed police have impounded his car — which has been ticketed for 41 violations, including 25 for speeding, according to records.

He’s refused to speak with investigators, he said, instead telling them to speak to his attorney.

“No one on Earth is perfect. Only the mighty God is perfect,” he said.

 
Nigress is convinced that 3 different retail locations are fucking get over when she demands a refund for shoes that were delivered to her house but she insists she never received despite photo evidence from the freight carrier.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-EOKPS1ybDINigress is convinced that 3 different retail locations are fucking get over when she demands a refund for shoes that were delivered to her house but she insists she never received despite photo evidence from the freight carrier.
I am not a "sneaker person" so maybe I am misunderstanding something, but why did she leave the Converse store she ordered from and then go... to a completely different Vans store in the same mall to keep complaining about her order from Converse? Is there some actual logic here, or is she just being a dumb nigger and saw another shoe store so decided "shoes are shoes" and they would help her? Also the entire time she was carrying a Vans bag so I am just... very confused.

Also the whole situation where she insists that South Park Mall does not have Vans store, so the guy at the Vans store gives her a number to the South Park Mall, she calls it, and they confirm they are in South Park Mall, only for her to conclude... the phone number was fake and made just to fuck with her. l m a o.
 
for Black History Month we are going to learn about Catcher Freeman
A black slave who fought for the freedom of all slaves

 
Remember the story of how cavemen discovered fire? Now, we have a modern remake of that classic tale. Black people discover that fire does not melt snow. MUST BE MAN MADE!

Let me break it down for you. Snowballs are essentially compacted snowflakes insulated through air. That outer layer of air protects the snowball from direct lighter flame because A) a lighter doesn't burn a flame all the way, B) there isn't much water from snow itself to "melt."
 
Remember the story of how cavemen discovered fire? Now, we have a modern remake of that classic tale. Black people discover that fire does not melt snow. MUST BE MAN MADE!

Let me break it down for you. Snowballs are essentially compacted snowflakes insulated through air. That outer layer of air protects the snowball from direct lighter flame because A) a lighter doesn't burn a flame all the way, B) there isn't much water from snow itself to "melt."
That plus any meltwater will wick itself into the gaps between snowflakes thanks to surface tension.
Even if you put a block of ice over a fire, the water sticks to the side and runs down giving the appearance more of retreating than melting, and that's without the extra surface area to disappear into.
 
This is the most frustrating one I’ve seen in a while for just what incurably retarded animals niggers are. Cop is practically begging her to just call for a ride so they don’t have to give her a ticket for driving invalid and she still doesn’t cooperate. Fuck.
 
Behold, fatigue personified. It's well worth it. :story:
The most satisfying part is how they keep trying to get him to bow and scrape and he just keeps piling on charges every time they get uppity

Comments are basically all some variation of this
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Corpo art aside, J Dilla is probably one of the best examples they could pull from black musicians. He died super young and had no controversies and was influential in his genre. There's a very short list of better people you could pull from hip-hop.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=crZF0YNORIYThis album was made on his death bed. Plus, pre-modern computer sampling was hard as fuck and few people could do shit like this.

You genuinely cannot understate J Dilla's impact on hip-hop and even anime subcultures. Waves by J Dilla was a prominent bump song used by [adult swim] shortly after Donuts' release and Dilla's death due to lupus. Lo-fi beats makers were heavily influenced not just by people like Madlib and MF DOOM, but also artists like J Dilla, Fat Jon, and Nujabes. J Dilla and Nujabes eerily share tons of parallels in their life. Seba Jun himself died in 2010, Dilla in 2006, but they both share a birthday and their death anniversaries are shockingly close. If you were an urban anime fan who grew up watching Samurai Champloo, you'd definitely find yourself exposed to mashups of J Dilla and Nujabes's discographies. Pretty nostalgic rabbit hole I fell down back in community college.

The sample work on Donuts, especially when you factor in how rough the sampling hardware was at the time to physically handle (Dilla always had bandages over his fingers because of blisters), is fucking nuts. Better people than I have gone in depth with what Dilla sampled, how he sampled it, and why he did it. That said... lemme just shut up and let the artwork speak for itself. There's something hauntingly poetic about the final song of the album having a sample that goes "I'll be." Especially when composed on the man's deathbed.

 
Judge helps scam people who are in conservatorships

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EaCHNQxV9OE
archive https://preservetube.com/watch?v=EaCHNQxV9OE More CW fuel.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VyJu7oaSJmkThis is the most frustrating one I’ve seen in a while for just what incurably retarded animals niggers are. Cop is practically begging her to just call for a ride so they don’t have to give her a ticket for driving invalid and she still doesn’t cooperate. Fuck.
Can I get Social Security? I don't even drive with a suspended licence and I don't drive recklessly.

archive https://preservetube.com/watch?v=VyJu7oaSJmk

Cops should have taken away her keys as soon as they knew she had a bad licence. Cop: "Let me see your keys, I gotta check something..." The cops saw her driving recklessly. Allowing her to continue using her car on the known bad licence makes the cops look negligent. What if she crashed her car? What if she smashed her car in anger into a cop car? Another situation that could turn into a replay of Kimberly Potter.
 
One of the most nigger-brained plots i've seen to scam a grand total of $28k and end up facing 98 years for theft and forgery.

In short, genius here would sell a used car on Facebook Marketplace, steal it back a few days later and RE-LIST IT on Facebook Marketplace! The pathetic thing is that he got away with it 7 TIMES with the same car before he was finally busted.

Guy had the Devil's own luck to get away with it more then twice because this was as nog-minded short range thinking applied as anything out there.
 
why did she leave the Converse store she ordered from and then go... to a completely different Vans store in the same mall to keep complaining about her order from Converse?
My explanation is that it's just extreme narcissism. We talk all the time about how they commit a lot of crime, but let's not forget, they are also overrepresented in literally every other bad thing. I'm not kidding, if you can think of something bad, be it a behavior or an outcome, blacks are overrepresented.

But here's a study specifically about narcissism:

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So, my theory is that just believes the world revolves around her, and therefore when she goes to a different store, they're gonna want to hear about her troubles with the last store.

It's also really funny (and typical) that when she reaches a customer support rep, she starts telling him that she wanted red shoes, but they didn't have any red shoes ...and just goes on and on. A higher IQ person would say, "hi, I ordered something from your store and received a delivery confirmation, but it was not, in fact, delivered."

Speaking of that, here's a video of a white guy who shows up to work drunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-JdJWGnktg

And at 12:05 the cop says, "you're bouncing around in your stories" and this is taken as a sign of intoxication. Black people do that constantly. The black lady in the shoe video did it several times - are they just always drunk?? Or is this another case of different standards for white people?
 
One of the most nigger-brained plots i've seen to scam a grand total of $28k and end up facing 98 years for theft and forgery.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F_ZP2Pja_O4
In short, genius here would sell a used car on Facebook Marketplace, steal it back a few days later and RE-LIST IT on Facebook Marketplace! The pathetic thing is that he got away with it 7 TIMES with the same car before he was finally busted.

Guy had the Devil's own luck to get away with it more then twice because this was as nog-minded short range thinking applied as anything out there.
Ah, I'd already heard of that guy! I'll admit he was rather enterprising for a melanated sort.

If he had just had the wit to not stick around in the same area too long, like an old-fashioned snake oil salesman, he probably could have got away with it indefinitely.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IBOdT9DK0vc“Youth basketball” results in nigger violence. Middle school basketball game is apparently brawl worthy. They also injure a cop.
I'm finding myself increasingly annoyed at that omnipresent AI voice-over, always to the effect about how the cops "could not POSSIBLY have predicted" the utterly-predictable chimpout to follow.

Editing simply to add this banger of a comment on the video:

Nothing represents history month quite like a Middle School basketball brawl.
 
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