African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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It would be so awesome if you died soon if only because of the immediate aesthetic improvement to the world the absence of your rambling, insane, hateful racist dogshit posts would bestow.
Did you seriously give Nool your email address just to post this faggot ass take? Let me guess, you also used your real personal email address and not a burner or email forwarder, too. Go back to whatever internet shithole you crawled out of, pRedditor.
 
I heard a story once about a nigger funeral from a lawyer who had some of the niggers as clients in some petty lawsuit they were waging. Guy was out at a 'social club' and he died. He was playing poker, and he died sitting up in the chair. Rigor mortis set in before anyone noticed Quantell wasn't following the play anymore, so to speak. Eventually they catch on, and call the law to get him hauled off. Hauled out, autopsy, natural causes. They release the body to the mortuary, who embalm him. They have a hard time positioning him in the box because of his death positioning, but they get the lid closed and wheel him out for the service. The service goes on, lots of "Oh Lawd!"-ing and "He was so young". Anyway, suddenly the top of the casket pops open, and the body's sits up. "OH my Gawd, he alive!" cries. Then the autopsy stitching lets go, and his gut dumps out over his lap and the bottom of the casket. The smell cleared the building. In all fairness, I probably would've had the same reaction.
GOals, right here.
 
I heard a story once about a nigger funeral from a lawyer who had some of the niggers as clients in some petty lawsuit they were waging. Guy was out at a 'social club' and he died. He was playing poker, and he died sitting up in the chair. Rigor mortis set in before anyone noticed Quantell wasn't following the play anymore, so to speak. Eventually they catch on, and call the law to get him hauled off. Hauled out, autopsy, natural causes. They release the body to the mortuary, who embalm him. They have a hard time positioning him in the box because of his death positioning, but they get the lid closed and wheel him out for the service. The service goes on, lots of "Oh Lawd!"-ing and "He was so young". Anyway, suddenly the top of the casket pops open, and the body's sits up. "OH my Gawd, he alive!" cries. Then the autopsy stitching lets go, and his gut dumps out over his lap and the bottom of the casket. The smell cleared the building. In all fairness, I probably would've had the same reaction.
I really want to believe this story but it takes at least two hours for rigor mortis to set in. I don't think even niggers are that slow on the uptake.
 
It would be so awesome if you died soon if only because of the immediate aesthetic improvement to the world the absence of your rambling, insane, hateful racist dogshit posts would bestow.
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Stolen from chicagocritterrr on Instagram. These creatures have made public transit unusable. There's talk about Trump sending in the national guard in the next few days, but the illegal immigrants aren't 99% of the problems the city has.

 
The problem I have with the second one: it's just like a minimall but nothing like a flea market. Not criticizing you of course, just the vocabulary of the nig in the Steve Harvey suit.
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the first image is especially retarded, because it implies there's only one "correct" way to make art, it's not comparing the absolute highest or most intricate or european vs african craft, just two random examples
there's no argument that, at large, european art was commonly more "fine", more complex, but to suggest that such stylization is a lesser form of art in and of itself is stupid, and also discredit many great artist who's work is also stylized and not necessarily realistic
 
First, a repeat of an earlier post I made because the video didn't upload properly or something. Punctuality is a symptom of white supremacy, I guess. Remember that as this intellect explains that Africans just don't get time.




Next, we're all gonna die! Voodoo queen has proclaimed it!


 
So I've been seeking out minstrel show content on xitter a for a while now and the absurd claim I've come across is that Whites are often born with tails. Go ahead and search it yourself there are people that actually believe that.
Niggers believe in retarded conspiracy theories, especially about wypipo. I had a nigger roommate during college who believed white people don’t use wash cloths. He thought that I went out of my way to buy wash cloths just to prove him wrong. When I told him not only were my wash cloths years old, that I always used them, he looked flummoxed because how could retarded nigger conspiracy theories be wrong? This nigger was going to university. He got a full ride and got bad grades. Obsessed with white pussy, which he rarely ever got and if it was, she was fat or ugly, which he’d overhype. I think I’ve talked about him a few times in this thread.
 
the first image is especially retarded, because it implies there's only one "correct" way to make art, it's not comparing the absolute highest or most intricate or european vs african craft, just two random examples
there's no argument that, at large, european art was commonly more "fine", more complex, but to suggest that such stylization is a lesser form of art in and of itself is stupid, and also discredit many great artist who's work is also stylized and not necessarily realistic
Don't care, not an artfag. BBC be funny muh nyuggah.
 
Niggers believe in retarded conspiracy theories, especially about wypipo. I had a nigger roommate during college who believed white people don’t use wash cloths. He thought that I went out of my way to buy wash cloths just to prove him wrong. When I told him not only were my wash cloths years old, that I always used them, he looked flummoxed because how could retarded nigger conspiracy theories be wrong? This nigger was going to university. He got a full ride and got bad grades. Obsessed with white pussy, which he rarely ever got and if it was, she was fat or ugly, which he’d overhype. I think I’ve talked about him a few times in this thread.

It was based on an old Dave Chapel joke.

A coworker of mine years ago asked me "Hey, is is it true white people don't use washcloths? Y'all you the same soap for yo dick and your face?" I responded "well, we can typically afford two bars of soap or bodywash. We also shower once daily minimum."

the first image is especially retarded, because it implies there's only one "correct" way to make art, it's not comparing the absolute highest or most intricate or european vs african craft, just two random examples
there's no argument that, at large, european art was commonly more "fine", more complex, but to suggest that such stylization is a lesser form of art in and of itself is stupid, and also discredit many great artist who's work is also stylized and not necessarily realistic

Ok, which one of those works of art look like they were done by a 5 year old and which one looks like it is a work made by Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni?



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Don't judge my art by it's skill only it's accuracy in social commentary, like "Guernecata".
 
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