African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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Plantation Barbie said:
Water fountains for dogs are bad because segregation existed decades ago...

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i have a theory that some people have a literal oppression fetish, they get excited at the prospect of being oppressed
>whitey wants me to lap water from the doggie fountain!
they love it
it's not necessarily a sexual fetish (for most), but sexual arousal aside it functions similarly, the fixation on oppression, constantly thinking about it, chasing it, receiving some kinda pleasure out of knowing it's happening, the "play" aspect of saying they don't want it but in reality when they stop being oppressed they would just seek it out in other ways, like these people do here
you go outside and you wanna be oppressed so badly, but senpai just won't oppress you, whites wave kindly to you in the streets, establishments are open and free for you to enter, society gives you all the rights and opportunities that a white man has, sometimes even more, what's a girl gotta do to get some bigotry in here? so you sit in a park and look around, find something that reminds you of your fetish, and have yourself a little proverbial roleplay
you were oppressed today, what a good day it's been
perhaps you'll go out and get oppressed some more tomorrow
 
Eddie Riggs said:
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As the others said, the things on his head are snails. And it shows well the thing with we wuzery: they dont care about the cultures they want to claim, the story with the 108 snails is very important, and 108 is a holy number, but they dont care, they want Buddha to be black, following his ideals? No, thats for krakkas.
Same with Black Hebrew Israelites or anyone else.
 


Possibly late, but whatever. No idea about whether someone died here, but FFS, once they steal your shit, you're done. You think armed goons like this are going to have a change of heart to you begging?
 
Here's some dark AI humor. It's getting really fucking good. By the end of this year, it's going to be impossible to tell what's real and what's fake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIFW0fIwiCY

I excerpted the portion of the video that is apropos this thread



Dr Cruel said:
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I assumed the joke was gonna be that when he was "set free" he lost all his gold and jewels and was poor and hated it.
 
UnknownUser said:
Something odd I find about Matt Walsh is that he has a bizarre overlap in opinions on things with Null. I wonder if it's just a coincidence or if one of his shows producers is a MATI viewer, so they keep bringing him stories Josh covers.
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I've never seen them in the same place at the same time, either.

 
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Plantation Barbie said:
Water fountains for dogs are bad because segregation existed decades ago...
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The old she-nig is either retarded or stupid. (Why not both?)

There were no segregated facilities in 1975 or 1977. The Equal Rights Act was passed 1964, the Voting Rights Act was 1965. Yes, do continue to lie to the fatherless chile in your care.
 
byron said:
Here's some dark AI humor. It's getting really fucking good. By the end of this year, it's going to be impossible to tell what's real and what's fake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIFW0fIwiCY

I excerpted the portion of the video that is apropos this thread

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I assumed the joke was gonna be that when he was "set free" he lost all his gold and jewels and was poor and hated it.
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That made my day. I have no idea the actual numbers on this, if I had to take a guess this horrifyingly accurate representing a solid 90% of all female nogs in the United States driving Nissan Vehicles. Ask any mechanic or just someone who works at a drive through window. Any nigger woman in a Nissan Altima/Sentra/Versa/Rogue pulls up, you want to slam the door and flip the "closed, back in an hour sign", Dead ass

This image was masterfully crafted by myself, months ago. Yes, that is a 2001-2005 Nissan Altima. I thought I was the only one that noticed the Nigger/Nissan phenomenon. Dead ass.
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Did someone say smoke detector? My theory: deafness, laziness, constant noise,technical ineptitude.

Stop an close your eyes for a minute, picture driving down public street in your car, it's really nice outside on a spring day, so nice you roll down the windows. You sync the car stereo to your phone and your listening to something nice, maybe a podcast, maybe some classic rock, whatever, your stopped at a light. Suddenly you hear base, obnoxiously loud base, it's getting nearer, now you hear the tone, it's a repetitive tone, no chorus or change in tempo it sounds like really bad rave...
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They should make a special smoke detector that chirps something else so they can actually hear it. What should it be? Alarm clock to go to work?
 
Twix Eatr said:
They should make a special smoke detector that chirps something else so they can actually hear it. What should it be? Alarm clock to go to work?
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My guy, they don't even answer the fucking door for the cops before 11 am when they pound on the door and announce they have a court order to enter the property. They see me breach the front door or just see that little lock/unlock knob turn to unlock when I'm working, all of sudden all of them with/without warrants are up, half are out the back door or window rear of property within 30 seconds. Maybe replace the chirp with a series of court ordered search warrant commands?


Unrelated: I agree, why does everyone hate Matt Walsh? He dresses and acts like a man 20 years his senior, which is kind of lame. Beyond that WTF am I missing here?
 
Twix Eatr said:
How come you don't like Matt? He seems pretty hilarious and has normal, sane takes on shit.
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Way too censorious. For example, regardless what you think of porn it's not going away. In North Korea black market porn is sold on burned optical media and this happens despite all of the censorship measures in place in said country. Matt Walsh obviously desires a level of censorship far greater than what exists in North Korea and I don't think it would be directed at porn alone. Also he seems to think that religious belief (namely his own) should be compelled in society. There are other things I could object to but those two stand out.
winderson_silva said:
As the others said, the things on his head are snails. And it shows well the thing with we wuzery: they dont care about the cultures they want to claim, the story with the 108 snails is very important, and 108 is a holy number, but they dont care, they want Buddha to be black, following his ideals? No, thats for krakkas.
Same with Black Hebrew Israelites or anyone else.
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"We taught philosophy and astrology [?] and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it!"
Neither Al Sharpton nor nearly any of these other Afrocentrist niggers could tell you what the Rhind papyrus is or anything concerning its contents but dey do kno dat it wuz blickety-blickety-black-black

EDIT: I suspected from having done a bunch of Project Euler coding challenges in the past that 108 was considered sacred because it has a bunch of factors and it looks like I was right:
Twix Eatr said:
I've never seen them in the same place at the same time, either.
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Troon_Patrol said:
Unrelated: I agree, why does everyone hate Matt Walsh? He dresses and acts like a man 20 years his senior, which is kind of lame. Beyond that WTF am I missing here?
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I just gave my answer
 
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Shocked and Horrified said:
The old she-nig is either retarded or stupid. (Why not both?)

There were no segregated facilities in 1975 or 1977. The Equal Rights Act was passed 1964, the Voting Rights Act was 1965. Yes, do continue to lie to the fatherless chile in your care.
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look, segregation was like, 30 years ago, ok? it has to keep being 30 years ago we can't let time pass and make it further away cause then we have to acknowledge it's long over
it has to keep having been 30 years ago! stop the wheel!

how long till that shit is so far away that there won't be a single individual alive on earth who even remembers it so they have to rewrite history to push it forward
in 50 years you'll be a grandparent and your grandkids are gonna tell you segregation was 30 years ago, and you'll just have to nod and agree or else the wiretap in your house alerts the authorities and they signal your smart-dentures to explode you commit suicide for no reason whatsoever
 
Shaniqua explains how she quit her full time job because she was required to work 40 hours a week and because of that was unable to shower for 3 weeks.
 
stares at error messages said:
I do eat with my hands. Also my hands only taste like the food because they are clean.

She also has to turn her hand to put it in her mouth, like a shovel.
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eating with your hands is normal, if you can hold something in your hand and neatly put it in your mouth without deepthroating your entire fist, you can do that
but if it's something you gotta shovel in, to the point where your hand goes so far in that it personally says hello to the previous meal in your stomach, and you intentionally forego doing it a better way despite having every ability to... it just seems like you enjoy needlessly complicating things and making a mess for the sake of it
 
Ponzo said:
Shaniqua explains how she quit her full time job because she was required to work 40 hours a week and because of that was unable to shower for 3 weeks.
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What the actual fuck is wrong with this bitch. I've been working 40 hour work weeks for almost 2 decades and I shower twice a day, once in the morning and again after work.

Has she never met a man who works a dirty job before? Like I've met plenty of black dudes who may be wierd lazy niggers but even they showered when they came to the job site. This shit has got to be mental illness.
 
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