Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Leaf-eon]

I can balance your humours for $5

 

[Dank]

İ wish max was here im hella bored

 

[Jason Wynn]

When I tell you that broad in room 237 gives good head, I'm not joking.

 

[Niggaplease]

time for purrvoctive posing!

 

[Army Burger]

time for a burger

 

[Chad Nasty]

I love SSDI and magic. Sweet huggy huggy magic.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

AND HE SHALL SMITE THE WICKED AND PLUNGE THEM INTO THE FIERY PIT!

 

[Army Burger]

and the burger will grill nicely on the fire

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I know I’m no Michael Jordan, but my fanbase will literally believe in anything I say, even if it means baiting referees to give my opponents more fouls and letting China get away with embarrassing my league and giving my money to them.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

I once fear Armageddon like the rest of you my fellow Americans. I feared not having drinkable water, losing my wife and kids, and not living to 1776 commence again. Then my fucking wife divorced me and took the kids! So I bought a water filter from infowars.com and now I don't fear shit! Nuclear Holocuast, ChiCom Bio-weapon, and even my own crushing Alcoholism here I come! I will make sure that 1776 will commence again weather or not the world ends!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Hey, itsah me, Mario!
I hope the Princess made lotsah spaghetti!

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers fear nothing.

 

[Army Burger]

Do Italians eat burgers?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

It's double-penetration, not double-post, you beefcake!

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Kiss me, Griffith, you did nothing wrong

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

MALAGOR KRASH KHANOK!

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers in the morning

 

[The Last Stand]

Where's Christina? I need to whoop her ass.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?!

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers! It has to be burgers!