Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Army Burger]

I'm a burger

 

[The Last Stand]

No!
More!
Wire!
HANGERS!

 

[Officer Eradicate]

I didn't kill my wife I swear!

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers didn't kill anyone

 

[Officer Eradicate]

but you give people heart attacks

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers just satisfy people

 

[Captain Communism]

YEAH RIGHT, YOU ARE AN AMERICAN RAT FUCK!

Now with that out of the way, I will listen to my friend Mat Holek jacking off to our gay sex tapes.

 

[Army Burger]

I'M A CLASSIC AMERICAN FOOD

 

[Brain Power]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*static*

 

[Plastic Love]

I can't wait to get my boipussy filled!

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Act like the Avatar you say?
You gotta deal with it!

 

[Army Burger]

Have a burger

 

[Kotaro]

*crashing van noises*

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Yo Null, hit me up. I can get your podcast broadcasted live on television all across Hell. We here love gossipping about retards.

 

[Army Burger]

The Burger Podcast?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Dog noises

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Arrg

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

My boyfriend's a cuck.

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers can't be cucked

 

[Salad Dodger]

To cuck or to be cucked, that is the question! *witch cackles*. Time for another tab of acid, then we DANCE!