Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Nauseated Courgi]

burgers can see that everyone enjoys them

Why are you alright with humans eating your kind, if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Army Burger]

Why are you alright with humans eating your kind, if you don't mind me asking?

Because we are delicious

 

[LargeChoonger]

I despise every ounce of breath that passes through your sickeningly nasal vocal cords. Shut the fuck up

 

[RisingPhoenix]

[quietly curses everyone to live the life of the lolcows they follow to teach some sort of moral lesson]

 

[Leaf-eon]

I'm sorry sir but you got the bubonic plague

 

[Army Burger]

you got burgers

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Issat a commie??? I smell body odour, fear, and santorum!!! IssaCOMMIE, Dad, issaCOMMIE!! Snarl !! CHompchomp!! FUcking cunts!!!!! Grrrr!!!!!! biteyriptear... gotta lick my asshole now...

 

[Army Burger]

Have a burger!

 

[Gutpuke]

CLANG CLANG CLANG

 

[Army Burger]

BURGER BURGER BURGER

 

[ditto]

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Meow.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Issat a commie??? I smell body odour, fear, and santorum!!! IssaCOMMIE, Dad, issaCOMMIE!! Snarl !! CHompchomp!! FUcking cunts!!!!! Grrrr!!!!!! biteyriptear... gotta lick my asshole now...

Jesus. I'm a dog and not even I am that autistic. Must be the Sunglasses.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Jesus. I'm a dog and not even I am that autistic. Must be the Sunglasses.

I'm not quite sure I believe that. Lemme smell your bum to make sure.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

You're all going to Hell, just saying.

...But you'll be in good company.

 

[Army Burger]

There will be burgers wherever you go

 

[Jason Wynn]

With a nice glass of tranya to wash them down.

 

[Army Burger]

And then have another burger

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

You're all going to Hell, just saying.

...But you'll be in good company.

That can't be right. All dogs go to heaven last I checked.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

That can't be right. All dogs go to heaven last I checked.

Only pitbulls go to hell, so you should be fine... Unless you're a pitbull.

Oh yeah, we get chihuahuas down here too. But you're definitely not one of those, so you're good.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[still floats]