Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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Don't forget to put on your sunscreen, Winslow family! Also, go home Steven.
 
"If you want me to fight in this underground martial arts tournament, I request my expensive suits are kept in pristine condition and that every time I talk to you, I must do so while fucking at least 5 women at the same time".
>During actual fight
>Eye gouge about 10 times in the fight. Maybe crush testicles if possible.

Yeah that about sums it up.
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Sup this is Zonk, the face that runs the place. The motherfucking AJ. Today in my store I got a gamecube for sale. Its got cables and games for 150 dollars. Been getting a lot of flack online for it. I dont understand. It's a little beat up but I have a disability. Ah well they all are a bunch of haytours who are trying to quash me living the dream. I'll block them once I get done cheering for the Eagles.
 
"Why did the furry cross the road?"
"????"
"Because his dick got stuck in the chicken."
HONK!

NPC Worm: I think we should protest.
 
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I want a zebra, I could have a zebra right now.

[growling intensifies]
 
"Ihre Ehre, ich schwöre, ich wusste nicht, dass das belarussische Dorf unter dem Alter der Zustimmung war."
 
ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
 
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