Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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"tries raiding your pantry"
"tries raiding your fridge"
"tries eating your potted plants"

Ah-ha! Those dust bunnies beneath your couch are unsupervised!
 
♫ Ohhh, mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy,
a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? ♫
 
[skips happily up to above poster] Hey, you! It's Christmas time, don't you know? Oh yeah? Well fuck you, too, for not celebrating! You should be admitted to a psychiatric ward for not helping to spread joy to the world! Merry Christmas! [skips away]
 
OK..... BURN. THAT. WITCH!
[Fires guns at obvious witch]
 
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