Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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Ok listen, I might have accidentally fucked up your lights, you're gonna need to flush your toilet to turn them on.
That will be 600 dollars boss!
 
Oooh! Let me try! I wanna try to fix the lights! I was taught how to make a shelf before!
 
*chugs booze, stumbles around drunkenly*

Who wants a BJ from an Oni girl? Don't let the fangs scare ya...
 
Dom Cruise said:
*chugs booze, stumbles around drunkenly*

Who wants a BJ from an Oni girl? Don't let the fangs scare ya...
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*scratches head in contemplation*

I HAVE been cooped up still building the Iron Keep game board, I could use some strange, but damn, from an ogre woman? Good chance she's got a boyfriend that'll portal in while she's giving me a 'nubbin, there'll be words, I'll have to breathe fire on him, and it'll be a headache....
 
Dom Cruise said:
*chugs booze, stumbles around drunkenly*

Who wants a BJ from an Oni girl? Don't let the fangs scare ya...
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No! You've been smooching with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby. Now I'm gonna give you till the count of 3 to get your lousy, lying, low-down, four-flushing carcass, out my door!
 
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Grounded? What’s that? Is that like how Daddy got mad at me after smashing our window with a ball?
 
Overcast said:
Grounded? What’s that? Is that like how Daddy got mad at me after smashing our window with a ball?
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Sorta, kid. Or like when I was abducting trolls and goblins for my tabletop wargming. You just gotta be more slick with your wrongdoing and that little bald kid is about as slick as sandpaper. Calliou got grounded, I got a whole cave full of gold and jewels.
 
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