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The pink haired biatch from the new Ace Combat game. Like she ever could be qualified to fly a fighter jet, at best she could get a job at Starbucks, LMAO!..

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Fucking Joker Flight Pack Steam version is sold out, cant even buy the scam >:(
I'd hoped it would've been made to order. They'd have known demand would be exceptional if the Bamco store was the only place to buy it.
The pink haired biatch from the new Ace Combat game. Like she ever could be qualified to fly a fighter jet, at best she could get a job at Starbucks, LMAO!..

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It's alright, she's a filthy Yuktobanian commie. She's probably the obligatory Gamer Girl hero character, like how Professor is to draw in the Black Fighting Game Nerd audience.
 
The F/A-18 Zvezda skin is meant to be her signature aircraft skin since she was a Yuktobanian People's Air Force aerobatics team pilot that ended up on the carrier and joined the FCU's war effort. I don't think Kono thought through the in-universe legal implications of this.
 
Antifa lolcow, Alyssa Mercante's main right-asscheek simp, and Gundam tourist Dave "Airbagged" Rivera, being retarded as usual by corrupting the newest Ace Combat game with his pro-woke culture war against the "anti-woke chuds". Then later he claims that he was "joking" after massive backlash while hiding behind his dickriders to attack his critics for him.
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EDIT: No, Dave. You were banned for telling pregnant women to "kill yourself". Then you were banned for ban-evasion, and then you got butthurt that you have to create your personal army of autistic Airbagged Nazis to "clown the anti-woke schizos" as your revenge. And you're still ban-evading.
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And you're still a tranny-chasing simp for troony people like yoracrab.
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Yuktobanian honey pots aside, I'm more curious how Sotoa managed to field an army, send it over a large ocean safely, and rapidly conquer and occupy almost an entire nation larger then itself. And then lose everything to a single carrier group, probably almost as rapidly. AC wars make no sense.
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Also despite losing the Lighthouse War, Erusea got back all their lost territories from 2005. They also overthrew their monarchy again.
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Maybe Belka should have lost the war harder. They might have regained their old borders by now.
 
Apologies for doubleposting and phoneposting, but the EU / international Bamco store has opened up orders for both pack and a "Premium" Joker pack which is just them throwing in the deskmat since nobody's buying them and leftover Theve patches from previous promotional events.

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They've implemented a web queue for now, about 1-3 minutes long of a wait.
 
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Don't forget that huge land battleship from the trailer, too. That's months of transport at best, not a spurious jaunt during wartime.
It's actually transported by the cargo arsenal bird things, the one from the announcement trailer has a bow piece for the land battleship. I guess this makes the Sotoans the ultimate practitioners of Air Mech Strike.
 

Got some actual gameplay from today's trailer. Some takeaways:
- They still get people who play on journalist controls for these teasers for some reason
- You can now deal damage to and destroy large superweapons by attacking their main body instead of just their targetable sub-components
- Destroyed planes can break apart and kill things they fall on, including other planes. They show this off with a destroyed cargo arsenal bird's detached wing falling onto another cargo aircraft below it and instantly killing it
- Looks like AC:Zero style ace squadron intros are returning
 
ACF also got the chance to try a demo of the game and has reported back on it.

My bet is on Queen dying early on. Joker's a wildcard in some card games, and it would track with the Sotoan woman shuffling a deck of cards in some of the teasers. [I was mistaken, Queen is another squadron.]

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Ace Combat wiki uploaded a full playthrough of the gameplay demo.
 
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