I need Abby to do a life update/ Q&A video where she finally affirms that she’s a cis woman and that the trans phase was, in fact, a phase. Just to put an end to the stupidly needless pronoun wankery in the facebook group.
I’m tickled over how triggered they’re getting amongst themselves seeing Abby dare to explore a hobby some of them also share, whinging about her potentially killing plants from the Walmart gardening section (while some ironically confess to being failed plant owners themselves), and also voicing their envy of her Jonah Hill metabolism. Their projection and ire and needless oversharing is way more entertaining than most of whatever Abby has ever put out, which is why I feel like a lot of us have taken to rooting for Abby now. Seeing her improve in any way never fails to rustle the secluded herd of wild lolcows.
I’m loving the plant mom schtick, it’s typical Abby style with smeared makeup and 27-going-on-14 outfits and posed photos, but she seems happy and healthy, and she even looks pretty cute with the long middle part wig and round glasses. I’d really hate to see her go back to being emo after this.
It does seem like her time away from the internet did her some good, I just hope being back on social media doesn’t interfere with her mental health like it did the last time she returned after a long hiatus.