❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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What a stupid thing to start hand-wringing about. It's a plant, not a puppy. Gardening is a learned skill and a hobby, you get good by messing up occasionally and trying again. Even if Abby let the cheap things die what does it matter? Succulents and cacti are the goldfish of gardening and half the time they're on a lifeline right out of the store. Women on Facebook are some of the most pathetic creatures is2g.
 
Are these speds new to Abby? Why are they all shocked she grew a plant and now her whole personality is plants? That's been her MO as long as we've known her.

Also, why do they all spend so much time speculating on whether or not she's trans, when they could just ignore it like she obviously is?
 
It cracks me up that those chicks on FB rag on Abby for doing the exact same pathetic shit the do (lol succulents are like my whole personality guys!)
 
HURRRRR DURRRRRR You don't get to decide who trooonzzz or not!

HURRRRR DURRRRRR Only IIIIIIIIIII am the Cactus Master! Abby could nevaaaaa!

I'll be over on the couch working the kinks out from all the cringe...
 
More Facebook salt. The OP posted a screenshot of Courtney the ex-Facebook-group-haydur-turned-best-friend referring to Abby as “her”. It’s very important to these people to “respect Abby’s pronouns” while ripping every shred of her life apart. The post is closed to replies ofc.
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Wow Abby actually is looking really good and looking healthy! The picture with her parents seems genuine, maybe during her AWOL period she got some needed help.

I love plant phase Abby. With the exception of the new job-stopper tattoo on her face, she seems like she's doing well.

Abby is one of those cows that I actually cheer for. They are few.
 
100% the reason I’m still in the Grover group isn’t to get info on Abby, because all of the important info is nicely compiled here.
The followers though....they out themselves constantly as messes and the fighting is hysterical because Abby doesn’t care lol.
Pronouns, being the One True Cactus Queen, shit talking your own appearance in an obvious jealous seethe, comparing how mentally ill they are in a group specifically to follow a mentally ill child woman, I love it.
Abby in her crazy head is clearly happier than 7/10 of the group members and it drives them nuts.
 
I need Abby to do a life update/ Q&A video where she finally affirms that she’s a cis woman and that the trans phase was, in fact, a phase. Just to put an end to the stupidly needless pronoun wankery in the facebook group.

I’m tickled over how triggered they’re getting amongst themselves seeing Abby dare to explore a hobby some of them also share, whinging about her potentially killing plants from the Walmart gardening section (while some ironically confess to being failed plant owners themselves), and also voicing their envy of her Jonah Hill metabolism. Their projection and ire and needless oversharing is way more entertaining than most of whatever Abby has ever put out, which is why I feel like a lot of us have taken to rooting for Abby now. Seeing her improve in any way never fails to rustle the secluded herd of wild lolcows.

I’m loving the plant mom schtick, it’s typical Abby style with smeared makeup and 27-going-on-14 outfits and posed photos, but she seems happy and healthy, and she even looks pretty cute with the long middle part wig and round glasses. I’d really hate to see her go back to being emo after this.

It does seem like her time away from the internet did her some good, I just hope being back on social media doesn’t interfere with her mental health like it did the last time she returned after a long hiatus.
 
It does seem like her time away from the internet did her some good, I just hope being back on social media doesn’t interfere with her mental health like it did the last time she returned after a long hiatus.

I really wish it wouldn't interfere with her mental health, but I think it always will, between the nature of her mental illness itself and the rabid followers she has now. I predict it'll always be a vicious cycle of deleting and then coming back until she reaches her breaking point.
 
With all the money Abby's throwing on phases you'd think she would have bought a mirror that can fit her whole body.

And once again with the filter abuse and weird/unfortunate choice of lipstick.

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Mama brown is having fun apparently
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She's finally learning how to dress herself. Those outfits are cute as hell, flattering, and don't make her stand out any more than your typical mall alt-girl. Her brows and lips could still use some help, but she really does look better than she has in years. Good for her.
 
It's a great look for her, but yea, the brows would really pull her out of "kid who got into parent's makeup" territory. The lipstick is ... a choice, but I guess she's going for a pinup girl sort of thing. Or Betty Boop.
TBH this is more of a natural progression of an alt girl trying to grow up. Still having funky hair but wearing things that won't really get you a second look on the street. I hope she sticks with it.
 
It's a great look for her, but yea, the brows would really pull her out of "kid who got into parent's makeup" territory. The lipstick is ... a choice, but I guess she's going for a pinup girl sort of thing. Or Betty Boop.
TBH this is more of a natural progression of an alt girl trying to grow up. Still having funky hair but wearing things that won't really get you a second look on the street. I hope she sticks with it.
Her natural brows look a million times better than the sharpie ones she’d stencil on. Give them some time to grow out, then take her to a threading spa to shape them up and they’ll look great.

Her first outfit is adorable and actually well coordinated, I’m kinda envious of those Kill Bill booties.

But it wouldn’t be an Abby Brown OOTD photo without her badly lined puckered lips. She mentioned she’s been watching makeup tutorials, so maybe she’ll start showing improvement there as well, but :optimistic:
 
It never gets old seeing bored, attention-seeking straight white girls who are desperately pretending they're anything but loose their shit over pronouns. Especially when it's with someone like Abby who shows no signs of giving a fuck.

Abby is a mirror to their own bullshit except Abby is actually happy sometimes and it makes them seethe.
 
It never gets old seeing bored, attention-seeking straight white girls who are desperately pretending they're anything but loose their shit over pronouns. Especially when it's with someone like Abby who shows no signs of giving a fuck.

Abby is a mirror to their own bullshit except Abby is actually happy sometimes and it makes them seethe.
Yeah in that one FB group the modmins get furious if you call Abby she AND if you don't call CWC she. The absolute state of Clown World is thinking CWC is a woman and Abby Brown isn't.
 
I hope this relatively normal phase sticks around. It’d be really nice if she could replace that terrible chest piece with a decent coverup job. Wouldn’t be hard for a good tattooist to do. She’s in a plant phase, and roses would be an easy subject to use to hide that mess.
 
I hope this relatively normal phase sticks around. It’d be really nice if she could replace that terrible chest piece with a decent coverup job. Wouldn’t be hard for a good tattooist to do. She’s in a plant phase, and roses would be an easy subject to use to hide that mess.
It definitely wouldn’t be hard for a good artist to cover it up, but those artists can have packed schedules and require booking weeks or months in advance, and a coverup job that extensive would take multiple sessions and cost a fortune. Abby isn’t patient enough for that, she’d probably rather stick to the mediocre scribblers in town she knows are cheap and always available.
 
It definitely wouldn’t be hard for a good artist to cover it up, but those artists can have packed schedules and require booking weeks or months in advance, and a coverup job that extensive would take multiple sessions and cost a fortune. Abby isn’t patient enough for that, she’d probably rather stick to the mediocre scribblers in town she knows are cheap and always available.

And it *is* Abby's patience that is the issue. Even if Abby had a million dollars that was dedicated only to funding tattoos, I'm sure she would STILL only get impulsive, one-visit, one-off pieces. The whole manic bpd tattoo "it's an addiction" mindset isn't satisfied by patient, multi-session work with a carefully researched artist.
 
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