❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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mrspotatohead said:
She is not. First she said they were avoiding each other until the could feel confident that they wouldn't have premartial sex around each other. Then she said he didn't want to be with her and posted some "thank u, next" lyrics
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Oh dear lord, that’s even more wtf than I thought. These two really need to be kept as far away from each other as possible and stop driving each other insane.
 
Here's her official statement on their breakup. I forgot she said she ended up because he didn't come visit her when she was institutionalized. But she had been posting about him non stop for a few weeks and he hadn't posted anything about her, so to me it looks like she knew he wasn't gonna get back together with her so she cut off contact. Will is notorious for hitting on anyone with a vagina that gives him the smallest scrap of attention so I believe the stuff about her seeing screenshots of his other convos with girls on the fb group. A lot of the people in the abby/will cringeposting group are obviously actually abby/will stans and every few days or so someone in there talks about hitting on will or will hitting on them.
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Man vs persistent rat said:
Abby brown Why do I look like the bag lady eating this cotton candy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3uIfvzPsGJ4
Despite being 14 seconds long, I felt this video wasted my time and I would not recommend watching it.
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I have to disagree fam. Watching her Sasquatch around on old, nasty train tracks while eating cotton candy and occasionally turn to flash us her sultry gaze gave me a good chuckle.
 
It’s kinda cathartic to see Hogg apparently moving on with his life (even if it’s as an unemployed ex junkie wannabe evangelical bible thumper) after being jerked back and forth by Abby so much. Unlike her, he actually has friends and people other than his parents to socialize with, while she’s always gone out of her way to alienate anyone that’s not a potential sweetheart. As far as socialization goes, she now only has her parents and anyone she might see at church or bible study, and I doubt even the most naive and virginal christian boy is going to want anything to do with her.
 
Abby's biggest fear is being fat. It's odd that she was with Will for so long because she has said things about how she's "not a fat, sweaty person" before and this is about the half dozenth time she's stopped taking meds because they made her gain weight. The difference this time is she asked to be put on something else instead of just not taking them.

I was right about the hair. She can't deal with not being able to change it again and ordered a wig.
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mrspotatohead said:
Abby's biggest fear is being fat. It's odd that she was with Will for so long because she has said things about how she's "not a fat, sweaty person" before and this is about the half dozenth time she's stopped taking meds because they made her gain weight. The difference this time is she asked to be put on something else instead of just not taking them.

I was right about the hair. She can't deal with not being able to change it again and ordered a wig.
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Why is the dyke cut she was so happy about days before suddenly making her cry? Has she forgotten the numerous times she’s buzzed her head?
 
The lesbo cut actually looked decent on her. In the history of her hair it's one style you might argue could be functional. Its unique enough that its noticeable and can be stylized but common enough that its manageable and considered relatively normal. Some girls seem to be able to wear it well. Then she goes and buys a pink wig.
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The wig is actually cute, a little childish for a 26 year old woman looking for an every day hair piece, but for a cheap wig it doesn’t look terrible. The long black/pink wig she had during her Melanie phase was cuter and more flattering in my opinion, but it was probably left to rot in her closet when that phase ran its course. I wonder how long it’ll take her to ruin this one.

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I KNEW IT, I KNEW A WEEB PHASE WAS INEVITABLE

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I’ve seen some pretty delusional “glow up” posts in my time...but this just made me feel kinda sad. She looks normal and happy in the right picture. I think peaking so much in high school contributed to her failure to launch mindset, and scrambling her brains in that car crash/suicide attempt she’s often alluded to probably didn’t help either.
 
In 2010 she looked like a normal teenage girl. In 2019 she looks like a Lisa Frank - loving Jojo Siwa impersonator who will go psycho bitch on you if you give her a side glance she doesn't like. But hey, it seems like she's slowed down her phases otherwise I could say that we'll see what she looks like next week. Abby is one of the few cows I feel somewhat bad for but then I remember her enabling parents and her (what looks like) willingness to act out whatever personality/style of the week and stick with BossHog. Without really seeming to care abouot much else in life. I feel like she just desperately wants attention but it seems like her parents give it to her in multitudes.
 
Stupidty_doop_DOOP said:
In 2010 she looked like a normal teenage girl. In 2019 she looks like a Lisa Frank - loving Jojo Siwa impersonator who will go psycho bitch on you if you give her a side glance she doesn't like. But hey, it seems like she's slowed down her phases otherwise I could say that we'll see what she looks like next week. Abby is one of the few cows I feel somewhat bad for but then I remember her enabling parents and her (what looks like) willingness to act out whatever personality/style of the week and stick with BossHog. Without really seeming to care abouot much else in life. I feel like she just desperately wants attention but it seems like her parents give it to her in multitudes.
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Not all attention is created equal, though. Her adoptive parents may have given her all the attention her budding-little-attention-seeker heart could desire, but it seems they were lacking in the healthy boundaries and consequences side of the attention. Children need to know how to act and parents have to reenforce that with positive or negative consequences. Even if children reject structure, it's a totally necessary part of growing up to be a functional adult and it seems they neglected to give that to her.

Not that her mother deserves the beatings, but she can't be surprised that Abby is a failure to launch.
 
Ceres said:
That bubblegum pink wig hasn’t made an appearance in a few days time, I’m wondering if she already ruined it by sleeping in it too much or getting it wet.
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Or if she's out of the phase already. Which wouldn't be a first
 
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