❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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So her rise to D-list internet fame was built all from her obsessive need to find a super edgy style/identity that could convey how unique and different from everyone else she is, but now her new phase is being one of the super basic Starbucks sipping bitches she used to snub and lowkey think she was somehow superior to? Man, ironic that for a girl as crusty and musty looking as she is, Abby really knows how to keep it fresh. :tomgirl:
 
I want this Snooki for Jesus phase to last until just after Halloween, then have her go completely ape shit into goth hooker
 
Ugh, Abby is my favorite cow. I feel blessed by this phase. She's such an enigma.
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lamp shade said:
For all of her phase changes, I don’t understand why she doesn’t do something about her tattoos. They’re all horrible and I’m certain Mama Brown would fund the removal.
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Probably because it takes more then one session, and even if she booked a consultation, she would cancel it before going because she has a new obsession.
 
A Name But Backwards said:
Probably because it takes more then one session, and even if she booked a consultation, she would cancel it before going because she has a new obsession.
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And also because they’re too large. One tattoo takes up almost half of her torso and she’s got a huge Nightmare Before Xmas tat on one leg. There’s no way in hell even the best tattoo removal surgery wouldn’t leave some major scarring.

(And I’m not even going to touch that facial tattoo that ensures she will remain unemployable for the rest of her life...)
 
Shame on you all for archiving NONE of her videos. Especially being that it's ABBY for fucks sake. They're all gone now except the 1 minute one.

Why does her voice sound out of tune? I didn't know a none-singing voice could sound out of tune. She barely blinks at all in the latest vid, maybe she reads the thread.

She is surprisingly slim for being on psyche meds. I thought they usually blow people up. Kudos abby for being slim and getting your shit together. Hopefully it lasts.
 
Muscle Bra said:
And also because they’re too large. One tattoo takes up almost half of her torso and she’s got a huge Nightmare Before Xmas tat on one leg. There’s no way in hell even the best tattoo removal surgery wouldn’t leave some major scarring.

(And I’m not even going to touch that facial tattoo that ensures she will remain unemployable for the rest of her life...)
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There's Dermablend, available in tubes for large areas and pots for smaller ones. For work purposes, wearing slacks and high-necked shirts and using cosmetics could yield passable results.
Given her taste for flamboyancy though, I don't think she'd meet most dress codes for an office environment. She'd need to stabilize long-term to take on a full-time normie job, imho.
 
Slowbro said:
She's off Facebook again because she gets too many comments and friend requests. I wonder how long this will last? She didn't get nearly as much attention on Youtube as she did Facebook.
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I'm legit confused. I thought Abby was doing all of this *for* attention, so what's the problem? Or is it that Abby wants more control over the attention she gets?
 
Muscle Bra said:
I'm legit confused. I thought Abby was doing all of this *for* attention, so what's the problem? Or is it that Abby wants more control over the attention she gets?
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This is part of the attention carousel. She goes off social media, everyone’s all “where’s Abby?” Then she comes back to feast on the attention again.
 
Muscle Bra said:
I'm legit confused. I thought Abby was doing all of this *for* attention, so what's the problem? Or is it that Abby wants more control over the attention she gets?
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Only the kind of attention she wants, whether it’s clueless girls fawning over her uniqueness and dying to be bffs with her, exceptional individuals commending her for how strong and brave she is, or repulsive Hog-esque guys thirsting over her. Abby absolutely thrives off of attention, but the second she gets a little too much of the attention she doesn’t want, she cuts her losses and skidaddles.
 
Someone told her about a Facebook group that screenshots her every move. I think she realized that a lot of her new friends were just there to make fun of her.
 
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