❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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This thread taught me to really look at the dates things were posted, holy shit. It felt like constant whiplash when being read in one sitting.
That being said, welcome back Abby. May the phases be plentiful.
 
GlueAsLube said:
This thread taught me to really look at the dates things were posted, holy shit. It felt like constant whiplash when being read in one sitting.
That being said, welcome back Abby. May the phases be plentiful.
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Needless to say, PSL sipping basic bitch obsessed with pink was NOT a phase I expected to see from her, but I have to give her credit for surprising us. Is she going to continue with the wholesome Jesus crap but still change phases? Country cutie/Carrie Underwood wannabe? Will someone sucker her into selling Avon or Younique and she’ll end up stuck with over 3k in product she needs to sell?

Oh my god, please, I pray to you, give us a Televangelist/miracle worker Abby.
 
Ceres said:
Oh my god, please, I pray to you, give us a Televangelist/miracle worker Abby.
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Getting back together with Billy Boy certainly seems to increase the odds of that.


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Not to clog up the thread with Hogspam, but this is an interesting take on the subject.





Especially since there's been several posts about how Abby seems to at least lowered her medications.
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It feels like Scabby was always going to be a basic bitch. The only reason we even see all these phases is because her parents were far too accepting of anything she did being that she's adopted. She keeps trying to push the envelope further and further while her parents keep on limboing more and more. She never got to have her rebellious phase and therefore never got to move forward. As far as boss hog is concerned, he's yet another attempt to piss off her parents.
 
Dat Wrasse said:
Not to clog up the thread with Hogspam, but this is an interesting take on the subject.





Especially since there's been several posts about how Abby seems to at least lowered her medications.
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Oof, that WOULD explain quite a bit. Will probably has a very Onision take on medication and mental health, and I can believe that it only took one talk with him to get Abby to go off her medications and be her “real” self. I really don’t get people who are so ardently against psychiatric medications. Some people need to take insulin or aspirin, some people need to take SSRI’s or antipsychotics. The brain is not exempt from biological fuckups. You wouldn’t tell your grandma that taking her heart pills is bad because they’re changing her “real” heart, right? Yeah, big pharma is evil, but you’re not sticking it to the man by going off your meds.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
The only reason we even see all these phases is because her parents were far too accepting of anything she did being that she's adopted.
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This brings up something that I've been meaning to ask...

I know Abby was adopted but I know next to nothing about the adoption process. Like, I know the parents have to go through a shit-ton of investigations and security checks but I have no idea how they are matched up with an adoptable child. Do they have to fill out a questionnaire and list out their preferences or does the adoption agency give them a series of files to review and choose from?

Some days, poor Bill and Kathy have to be sitting there wondering "Why, oh why, didn't we choose that *other* little girl?"
 
Muscle Bra said:
This brings up something that I've been meaning to ask...

I know Abby was adopted but I know next to nothing about the adoption process. Like, I know the parents have to go through a shit-ton of investigations and security checks but I have no idea how they are matched up with an adoptable child. Do they have to fill out a questionnaire and list out their preferences or does the adoption agency give them a series of files to review and choose from?

Some days, poor Bill and Kathy have to be sitting there wondering "Why, oh why, didn't we choose that *other* little girl?"
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Abby has mentioned her birth mother and adoptive mother having a good relationship, that Kathy “loves” Audrey for giving her a daughter. Pregnant junkies (don’t even try and convince me this cow was not conceived in a speedball and alcohol induced blackout) that are about to hit rock bottom are a big target for do-gooder Christians with savior complexes and no kids. It’s possible her birth mother already knew Kathy and they’d made prior arrangements for the Browns to legally adopt Abby once she was born. It’s not at all an uncommon arrangement. However it happened, those poor saps clearly had no idea what they were signing up for.

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Muscle Bra said:
This brings up something that I've been meaning to ask...

I know Abby was adopted but I know next to nothing about the adoption process. Like, I know the parents have to go through a shit-ton of investigations and security checks but I have no idea how they are matched up with an adoptable child. Do they have to fill out a questionnaire and list out their preferences or does the adoption agency give them a series of files to review and choose from?

Some days, poor Bill and Kathy have to be sitting there wondering "Why, oh why, didn't we choose that *other* little girl?"
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Adoptive parents in the USA will generally take any white, physically healthy newborn they can get their hands on. A healthy white infant is very difficult to get, people wait years, and won’t suddenly get picky because the mother is crazy white trash psycho. The lack of white babies for adoption is what spurred the craze for Russian orphans fifteen years ago.
 
Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
Even she knows how boring this phase is.
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It was surprising at first (no one would expect bone-daddy-Abby to have a pink phase with a Karen haircut), but now it's just meh stuff.

Can't wait for her next emo phase: there's always a twist to it.

Since he was mentioned recently, does anyone know if Boss Hog had other girlfriends, other than Abby?
 
Someone please take her out of the mall. She just walked across the hall and decided to buy all the tacky branded shit from a different mall store. It's like a person. Who has never left their hometown going to Niagara for a trip and being fascinated by being in a different country.
 
whats the story behind the face tat? Im guessing its an xs name? why hasntshe(or her parents) gotta it removed? I'm also thinking it may be a way to get out of having find a job.
 
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