❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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I'm so fucking happy we're back in the saddle again. So we seem to be right back at the start of the thread with loving Jesus and the hog. Hopefully we'll whiplash straight into an ultra cringe phase next, before she starts recycling outfits and phases. Her flabby scene queen, blood on the dancefloor groupie phase was by far the most morbidly awful and entertaining
 
I'm so fucking happy we're back in the saddle again. So we seem to be right back at the start of the thread with loving Jesus and the hog. Hopefully we'll whiplash straight into an ultra cringe phase next, before she starts recycling outfits and phases. Her flabby scene queen, blood on the dancefloor groupie phase was by far the most morbidly awful and entertaining
With how she’s dressing like she quit hot topic and started going to jc penny instead for her wardrobe hoarding plus all the Jebus love she’s spewing, I wouldn’t be surprised if “God Warrior” was her next identity.
https://youtu.be/yuAvRCSWu8I
 
I wonder if she's going to get a commemorative Jesus tattoo before she on to the next thing. :thinking:
I've been lurking this thread and reading it through gave me whiplash. If she was just a high schooler trying to figure herself out this wouldn't be nearly so bad but this is truly insane. At least the cringe chameleon is entertaining.
 
With how she’s dressing like she quit hot topic and started going to jc penny instead for her wardrobe hoarding plus all the Jebus love she’s spewing, I wouldn’t be surprised if “God Warrior” was her next identity.
https://youtu.be/yuAvRCSWu8I
I have the feeling her parents are being extra enabling with this phase as it aligns perfectly with what they'd want her to be, especially after living through the gay trans satanist phases.
 
I have the feeling her parents are being extra enabling with this phase as it aligns perfectly with what they'd want her to be, especially after living through the gay trans satanist phases.
They probably are hoping that her new “basic”/borderline conservative phase means she’s starting to actually mature a little. Bless those poor fools.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RV9gyyw0GB0
No more Youtube videos, I guess.
Wonder how long this will last.
Her voice sounds like she just did a bunch of whippets (it sounds kind of cute though). She doesn’t quite have that insane spark that was so telling of her instability, but she seems way less medicated than she was a month ago. Maybe they lowered her dosage? She’s a jesus lover that’s been gay, bi, and now straight in less than a month.

Gotta love the contrast of her cheap and painfully visible phase tattoos and her new more conventional style.
 
Abby: "I don't like making videos any more."

Proceeds to make a video telling us how she's not going to make any more videos, and then goes through the effort of putting a cutesy "bubble" filter on it.
:stress:

They probably are hoping that her new “basic”/borderline conservative phase means she’s starting to actually mature a little. Bless those poor fools.
I really don't understand this new phase. Every other phase Abby has gone through has been used to emphasize her "speshul and yuu-neek snowflake-ness" and to bring attention to her. I understand that trying to dissect this phase is moot (since it will be over within a month) but I just don't see what she hopes this will bring her.
 
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You’re a good woman, Kathy Brown. You put up with a lot of horrible shit from someone that isn’t even biologically yours and can still find the strength to smile.

In all seriousness, Abby looks healthier and happier and more normal in this photo than...any of her photos I can recall, really. I know it’s filtered to hell and back and her face probably looks like crunchy peanut butter in person, but compare this to what she’s gone out in public like in the past, it’s practically a glow up.

I still give it a month, and still think the inevitable gravitational pull of Nightmare Town will pull her back in sooner or later.
 
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You’re a good woman, Kathy Brown. You put up with a lot of horrible shit from someone that isn’t even biologically yours and can still find the strength to smile.

In all seriousness, Abby looks healthier and happier and more normal in this photo than...any of her photos I can recall, really. I know it’s filtered to hell and back and her face probably looks like crunchy peanut butter in person, but compare this to what she’s gone out in public like in the past, it’s practically a glow up.

I still give it a month, and still think the inevitable gravitational pull of Nightmare Town will pull her back in sooner or later.

Halloween is right around the corner, so you’re probably right.
 
Should have seen that coming. She's been so orange lately.
Oh man, I'm so excited for this new cycle of phases. It sounds and looks like her meds are either way lowered or she's off them and they're almost out of her system. Her blinking is more normal and it seems like some of the brain fog may have cleared. All aboard the crazy train!! Next stop: Ham Daddy and cringeoween phase!

Her (adoptive) parents are total dumbshits for falling for this new Jesus phase. I'm probably giving Clabby too much credit, but it seems like the Jesus shit is recycled right before she goes through a truly bizarre phase. Almost makes it feel like she uses Jeeeeeeezus as a palate cleanser for the phases.
 
Holy shit, I haven't seen anyone in a full Pink tracksuit in ages. That thing is a relic.
 
I get whiplash from all these phase changes. Never change, Abby! Or well, continue to change. You know what I mean.
 
Oh god, she discovered Snapchat. I can't wait for her next thing to be lip fillers and a wisdom tooth body shape, since she's 4 years behind on trends.
 
I did not see this one coming...
 
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