❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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She looks like she's cosplaying as an angsty bird of paradise flower.
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"after i left the internet i had a heart to heart with my mom and she said to me why not just be yourself? so i invented this character based on aesthetic choices that i admired when i was 4 years old"


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lolcow field researcher said:
"after i left the internet i had a heart to heart with my mom and she said to me why not just be yourself? so i invented this character based on aesthetic choices that i admired when i was 4 years old"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DuSO3MrWQCI
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No four year old would make those choices, except maybe the orange hair. All the other affectations would scare a four year old.

It’s sad, and telling, that to “be herself” she felt she had to go back and figure out what her four year old self would do.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s sad, and telling, that to “be herself” she felt she had to go back and figure out what her four year old self would do.
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What's also sad is that "be yourself" was probably her mother's non-confrontational way of telling her to grow the fuck up and act like a normal human being, whereas Abby heard "create a persona that isn't based on a musician or a cartoon character".
 
Muscle Bra said:
What's also sad is that "be yourself" was probably her mother's non-confrontational way of telling her to grow the fuck up and act like a normal human being, whereas Abby heard "create a persona that isn't based on a musician or a cartoon character".
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I took note that she said she is “creating her own character” which is definitely not the same thing as “being yourself.” She really has no clue who she even is as a person.
 
lamp shade said:
I took note that she said she is “creating her own character” which is definitely not the same thing as “being yourself.” She really has no clue who she even is as a person.
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Even the over affectation of smoking and blowing smoke at the camera in her videos is cringey af.

Her biggest fear is not being a super special outrageous cool cat that everyone looks at and teenagers think is cool.

I always wonder if ppl like her ever grow up or just tone it down.
 
lolcow field researcher said:
"after i left the internet i had a heart to heart with my mom and she said to me why not just be yourself? so i invented this character based on aesthetic choices that i admired when i was 4 years old"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DuSO3MrWQCI
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Has she sped that video up or is she actually talking like she’s on crack? Especially seeing as her last vid, she sounded like she’d taken all of the benzos.

Ffs, why do so many lolcows want to have babies?
 
Rabbit Bones said:
Oh baby no what is you doing
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I imagine she would raise her child to be a "free range" kid. No schooling, let the little tacker learn what he feels like based on a whim.
Or she would get sick of it, and mother would have to raise it because having a kid was just another phase.

I really don't mind Abby. She is a disaster and takes too much xanax, but she's not really gunning for people, except for smashing her mum a few times.
She has some real confidence issues. I wonder if it stems from being adopted?
 
Pimpkin Pumpkin said:
Has she sped that video up or is she actually talking like she’s on crack? Especially seeing as her last vid, she sounded like she’d taken all of the benzos.

Ffs, why do so many lolcows want to have babies?
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Because cows spend to much on SM and just see the constant “mah whole world” and cute photos. Lots of women see babies as a short cut to a meaningful, happy life where they will always be loved (by the baby & baby daddy).

But the reality is babies aren’t for filling voids in your life and they are a fuckload of work. Cows also tend to be selfish and crave attention, babies require selflessness and suck up all the attention - so it’s a fucking disaster, mostly for the kids, when these idiots breed.

At least in Abby’s case their would be stable grandparents to raise the kid because I have zero doubt she would get tired of a baby just like any other phase. Unfortunately Abby probably also thinks her parents would do the heavy lifting if she had a kid and she could just use it for a selfie prop and baby daddy drama when convenient.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Even the over affectation of smoking and blowing smoke at the camera in her videos is cringey af.

Her biggest fear is not being a super special outrageous cool cat that everyone looks at and teenagers think is cool.

I always wonder if ppl like her ever grow up or just tone it down.
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She doesn't even seem to inhale. She makes the same face every person makes when they first start smoking. She clearly doesn't like it......so why bother? Oh yes, she's a character that smokes. Makes perfect sense.
 
Im so glad she’s back, she’s my favorite harmless cow
And I love goth Abby but holy shit those eyebrows are something else
And the way she smokes is horrible she obviously doesn’t like it but does it to look cool but it’s the opposite

Also rate me optimistic but she does seem to be doing a little better with her therapy and Internet abscence and I hope she stays away from boss hog for real
 
The game master said:
Im so glad she’s back, she’s my favorite harmless cow
And I love goth Abby but holy shit those eyebrows are something else
And the way she smokes is horrible she obviously doesn’t like it but does it to look cool but it’s the opposite

Also rate me optimistic but she does seem to be doing a little better with her therapy and Internet abscence and I hope she stays away from boss hog for real
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I agree, she’s hilarious to observe and super cringy, but she really doesn’t harm anyone else from what we’ve seen so I hope she stays away from him.
 
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