❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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Force your parents to stand in for fake happy wholesome selfies all you want Abby, it won’t make people forget that you’re a self admitted abuser.

Has Abby ever mentioned having grandparents? If she does I wonder what they would think of their son/daughter adopting and permanently housing a mentally unstable childwoman that beats them.
 
Pimpkin Pumpkin said:
Part of me wants to hear an explanation for that stupid fringe. The rest of me never wants to think about it again.
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Maybe she's going for the Eddie Munster look?
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pappadum said:
Oh, they seem to be embracing this new Creepy phase, as per usual.
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And Mama Brown is finally wearing a shirt that reflects what her face is saying.
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Abby has bragged in the past about physically attacking her mother when she's said/done things she disliked. I've been on her live streams screaming at her mother like a banshee. I think they go along with most of her shit just because it's easier... which unfortunately, only enables Abbys insanity. If Abby were my kid, her ass would have been out on the street years ago. But the Browns seem like the kind of stereotypical adoptive family, who put up with way, way too much shit because they're just glad I have a kid (Well, a nearly 30 year old woman in this case)
 
Pimpkin Pumpkin said:
Part of me wants to hear an explanation for that stupid fringe. The rest of me never wants to think about it again.
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The V fringe was pretty used by goths something like nine, ten years ago and was inspired by old vampire movies, in which Dracula's wife had a very pointy hairline and then straight hair with no part.

On those actresses the pointy hairline looked very elegant, and most of the goth models that followed the trend looked very distinguished and fashionable because they dressed and did their make-up accordingly.

Abby... Abby not so much.
 
Only an old-school goth/punk could spend enough time in the bathroom to constantly keep it tidy too. Those things look raggedy and awful after moving around for a bit, regardless of how much hairspray is used.
 
I'll give credit where credit is due. Her parents are superstars. They probably didnt sign up for adopting a forever-special-needs kid but they support her in all her stupid phases and buy her all her crap and she seems to be the most doted on bpd cow on this site so kudos to her parents for not doing what I would do and abandoning that mess the minute it turned 18.
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
The V fringe was pretty used by goths something like nine, ten years ago and was inspired by old vampire movies, in which Dracula's wife had a very pointy hairline and then straight hair with no part.
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So, once again, Abby has proven that her “trends” are several years behind the curve?
 
Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
I'll give credit where credit is due. Her parents are superstars. They probably didnt sign up for adopting a forever-special-needs kid but they support her in all her stupid phases and buy her all her crap and she seems to be the most doted on bpd cow on this site so kudos to her parents for not doing what I would do and abandoning that mess the minute it turned 18.
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They clearly love her. But they're not doing her any favors. They're enabling her bullshit and insanity by letting her run wild and stay eternally 15. If they sat her down and laid out conditions for her living with them, or she had to go... she might actually be forced into being a semi-functioning adult. I don't really know about the treatments for BPD, but there has to be something that could help her be normal enough to at least hold down some kind of job, and not act like a manic, abusive freak.
 
Muscle Bra said:
So, once again, Abby has proven that her “trends” are several years behind the curve?
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Yeah, it's something that fell quickly off trend: just like how Man vs Persistent Rat said, it was a hassle to run after (it had to be perfectly geometrical, and you had to keep your head perfectly still at all times because otherwise it would've looked like shit).

There is a goth chick on YouTube that still has it, but I think it's a clip on fringe, rather than her actual hair.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
They clearly love her. But they're not doing her any favors. They're enabling her bullshit and insanity by letting her run wild and stay eternally 15. If they sat her down and laid out conditions for her living with them, or she had to go... she might actually be forced into being a semi-functioning adult. I don't really know about the treatments for BPD, but there has to be something that could help her be normal enough to at least hold down some kind of job, and not act like a manic, abusive freak.
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One thing I’ve said before is that her adoptive parents no doubt love her, but it’s not a nurturing and guiding kind of parental love, it’s the same kind of love someone has for their loud and destructive little dog that their friends and family can’t stand because it yaps incessantly and makes a mess, but the owner adores it for some reason.

Abby is that yipping toy poodle in an oblivious lady’s oversized purse at Walmart that every other shopper wants to kick.
 
Ceres said:
One thing I’ve said before is that her adoptive parents no doubt love her, but it’s not a nurturing and guiding kind of parental love, it’s the same kind of love someone has for their loud and destructive little dog that their friends and family can’t stand because it yaps incessantly and makes a mess, but the owner adores it for some reason.
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I think the owners of those nasty-ass little dogs love them so much because they have nothing else in their lives and it’s the only creature that acknowledges their existence and returns their affection. Sadly, I think the same might hold true for Bill and Kathy.
 
Muscle Bra said:
I think the owners of those nasty-ass little dogs love them so much because they have nothing else in their lives and it’s the only creature that acknowledges their existence and returns their affection. Sadly, I think the same might hold true for Bill and Kathy.
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as the owner of several nasty ass otherwise unadoptable dogs, for me it's the opposite. I love them SO MUCH because literally no one else will. maybe the same w her parents.
 
The Many Phases of Abby Brown

**Not featured: Harley Quinn Phase**(I haven’t been able to pinpoint where it fits in)



1. Nightmare Kid (orange hair)

2. Bone Daddy (bald)

3. Scene Queen (blonde rats nest)

4. Emo Extreme (black over face and black/purple hair)

5. Hello Kabby (white hello kitty wig)

6. Emo Boy (black/red hair)

7. Abby Motionless (black mohawk w/ side of face tufts)

8. Goth Queen (partially shaved w/ extensions in an updo)

9. Crybabby (Melanie Martinez w/ long split color pigtails)

10. Pacifabby (Melanie Martinez w/ short split color stubby pigtails)

11. Breif pastel transition phase (black/blue hair)

12. Xabby Brown (lil xan w/ short blue hair)

- Dyed hair brown before end of this phase.

13. She’s Here & She’s Queer (lil xan w/ skittle flavored pussy)

14. 2007 Emo Kid (short black hair/ looked like hogs slightly less greasy twin)

15. Emo/Nightmare Kid 2.0 transition phase (shirk red hair, starts emo while trying to show off her weight loss from new meds but turns into sally)

16. Sally (long red extensions w/ self pierced lip studs)

17. Creamsicle Goth (back to enjoying MIW even though they hate Jesus w/orange mohawk)

18. Satanic Troll Doll (More satanic than goth, still w/ orange mohawk)

- Bride of Chuck cosplay

- #teampsycwardcouple

19. Scum Punk Druggie (Satan w/ just the plain buzzed orange hair)

- major weight loss from drugs

- starts looking yellow, like her liver can’t handle all her shit

- My personal opinion of when she went from being a snowflake, to an absolute train wreck.

20. Satan Swallows (Satan w/ booger green buzzed hair and pale face makeup)

21. Gay 2.0 (Satan w/ booger green hair, but less drugs and more “pretty” makeup)

- slow progression into more of a “boyish lesbian” look

22. Alex Brown

- shift into lil peep obsession

- hair dyed from booger to brown

- Eventual deactivation/ content wipe of all social media

23. Abby Brown Makeup (YouTube channel profile picture of Abby w/ short black hair and normal makeup)

24. Christian Mom (brown Peggy hill hair)

- Slow transition into more scene/hipster look w/ glasses and hair

25. LESBIABBY PRIDE

- RAINBOWS4LYFE

26. Karen/MLM slinging mom (cute shirts, “metallic” eyebrows, hair covering half her face)

- “I jUsT wAnTeD tO bE gAy BeCaUsE i’M sCaReD oF gEtTiNg PrEgAnTé”

27. Basic Bitch (PINK, Uggs, Starbz)

28. “Creepy” emo (“Widows peak” bangs attempt, NBC is cool again)



I numbered the fee transition phases as their own phase for the sake of easy referencing, but if I ever find the time I may go through and fix that!

I am also working on gathering start/end dates of each phase for a more comprehensive timeline!

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I think my favorite phase was #20. The combination of pale makeup, the tennis ball-green buzz cut and the grandma/wannabe hipster glasses was hideous beyond belief.
 
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