💬 Off-Topic A-logging Phil/ADF - He's worse than Hitler and has twice as many testicles

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Adamska said:
I was listening to a documentary on Benito Mussolini while working on something, and the longer I listened to it, the more I heard similarities to the world's least functional potato.

Seriously, listen to this shit:
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  • Mussolini got things done
  • Mussolini did not chase down people as equally as ugly as he was just to romance them
  • Mussolini did not have to compete for attention with another mentally stunted crossdresser
  • Phil is incapable of violence because he is a chronic pretender
 
I hope that ADF/Phil/Isabel has all their dreams come true, that Australatina becomes real and he is a high-up military member and gets to meet J-Lo and Naruto Uzamaki

But then they hate him and take the country over and convert to capitalism and he winds up homeless there and rejected and Naruto throws all the ramen that went bad onto ADF as he sits in a dumpster crying and then there is a note attached detailing all of the steamy, hot sex that Naruto has with J-Lo and ADF cries even harder.

((Am I doing this "A-Log" thing right?))
 
I hope Israel invades Australatina and blows up every single hospital and school because Phil thinks that hiding troops in there is the kind of cool, edgy guerllia warfare.
 
Has anyone ever watched the Pink Floyd The Wall movie? You know when Pink finally snaps and hallucinates that he's a Nazi-esque dictator, the concert he is playing at is a fascist rally, and just before that he shaves off all his body hair including his eyebrows? Phil reminds me of that, except fat, ugly, lazy, untalented, and so uncharismatic that he couldn't get two people to follow him as a dictator, let alone a whole concert hall. And Autistic. Oh so very Autistic.
 
The Dude said:
Has anyone ever watched the Pink Floyd The Wall movie? You know when Pink finally snaps and hallucinates that he's a Nazi-esque dictator, the concert he is playing at is a fascist rally, and just before that he shaves off all his body hair including his eyebrows? Phil reminds me of that, except fat, ugly, lazy, untalented, and so uncharismatic that he couldn't get two people to follow him as a dictator, let alone a whole concert hall. And Autistic. Oh so very Autistic.
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yes please do tell us more about how you see a fat ugly lazy untalented pigmonster with half hearted ambitions of oppression, homelessness and sex changes in every aspect of your life, we're here for you and we'll do everything we can to help you stop that creature from consuming your entire existence like a poorly aged block of hairy cheese in a mid life crisis
 
OtterParty said:
yes please do tell us more about how you see a fat ugly lazy untalented pigmonster with half hearted ambitions of oppression, homelessness and sex changes in every aspect of your life, we're here for you and we'll do everything we can to help you stop that creature from consuming your entire existence like a poorly aged block of hairy cheese in a mid life crisis
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I can definitely show you how Phil will end up...
 
OtterParty said:
yes please do tell us more about how you see a fat ugly lazy untalented pigmonster with half hearted ambitions of oppression, homelessness and sex changes in every aspect of your life, we're here for you and we'll do everything we can to help you stop that creature from consuming your entire existence like a poorly aged block of hairy cheese in a mid life crisis
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I wouldn't go so far as to say he consumes my entire existence. It's more like he consumes about 15-20 minutes of my day while I visit the Farms on my breaks at work and read whatever new moronic thing he does my

But since you asked...ever since Phil shaved off his eyebrows it has reminded me of that scene in The Wall when Pink shaves off his body hair, and I believe that you can draw the parallels between the delusions of grandeur and fascist machinations that Phil has, and the hallucinations that Pink has where he is a Nazi-esque dictator yourself.
 
There several lolcows that are truly deserving of being A-Logged. Nick Bate and Phil the Pigman are two of them.
 
I hope the free speech bus drives by Phil and his nose ring gets hooked on it and it drags him for several miles until his nasty feet are sanded off.
 
I hope he gets AIDS*

In his BUTT

* Not the Magic Johnson kind either, the kind from RENT
 
I hope Phil continues to slowly destroy himself.
 
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