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Jesus was a kike and a shitskin.

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I guarantee a large portion reject this as kike propaganda. Despite the obvious racial background you would expect from fucking Judea there are plenty of elaborate theories among radicals about how Jesus was actually a pure blooded Aryan just like how there are explanations for how Jesus was actually black with dreaded hair, and if someone wants to they will believe it with total conviction. Race and religion is a volatile combo that leads to the most irrational bullshit that you will never be able to penetrate.
 
TL-DR E-Christians trying to go for the more esoteric sects and versions of Christianity for flex points. Typically by people who are super bitter and degenerate who have never done a charitable act in their life, or have done a single bit of actual religious work.

All using the turbo Christian thing as a facade to flex on people and say they are going to hell. When they prolly haven't even gone to church in forever. Its no different then someone doing esoteric gender shit or something, but right wing ideology as fashion.

There is only one person like this who I have met who I honestly think believed it. He still flexed and the guy was nuts, but I will give him credit he was very well read. In that he actually read On the Jews and Their Lies, and the other esoteric texts.
 
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Al Gulud said:
I wonder what they say about all the shit in the bible about loving everyone and forgiveness.
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I know a few people who might fit into this category. They're insanely un-christian people who strike me as being christian for all the wrong reasons, namely so they can keep spewing the hate that's in their hearts without feeling bad about it.
A lot of being righteous is being excellent to each other, but these guys are shining examples of how religions are ultimately flawed and human creations that lose sight of the forest on account of all those trees.
 
Recon said:
I know a few people who might fit into this category. They're insanely un-christian people who strike me as being christian for all the wrong reasons, namely so they can keep spewing the hate that's in their hearts without feeling bad about it.
A lot of being righteous is being excellent to each other, but these guys are shining examples of how religions are ultimately flawed and human creations that lose sight of the forest on account of all those trees.
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See also, Voat's /v/ChristFollowers.
 
MormonofID said:
On someone worried about converting to Catholicism because of their past sins
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You know there ain't no reason for me to correct this for no one in particular but...Mary's sinlessness wasn't something she had the capacity for herself inside or whatever. She was a custom build, specifically made that way by God personally to make her an ideal vessel for the unborn Jesus. Which is some real weird psychosexual shit, as are most Catholic things related to Mary, but it's not like she just up and did it on her own.
 
Been looking through the sub board. One thing I find weird is that this sub board hates porn, and sexuality. Which given their view I understand as a logical chain of events. What I don't get is how this is ignored by the broader views of the far right. These guys are emphatically porn is bad full stop. Irregardless if they live up to that view or not.

However a decent chunk of the broader far right has no issue with Jap porn, only western porn and 3D porn. I am surprised they don't come into conflict more with the broader parts of the far right. It just seems like that thing where its known but never acted upon least it stir up infighting. Akin to how some porn positive feminists and porn negative feminists will ignore each other's views to go after another mutual enemy.

I guess what I am saying is, they don't wanna fight each other because they wanna deal with other shit. But if they ever get any kinda clout they will start in fighting each other over it, as their views are irreconcilable. The the only one I can think of who made an active stand is common filth (who is loved by this sub board), and he is hated by the broader far right for everything @RichardMongler has said about his views.
 
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So the only two gods are the god of (hardline Protestant evangelical) Christianity and the god of the state? What does that make Hindus or shintos?
 
ProgKing of the North said:
So the only two gods are the god of (hardline Protestant evangelical) Christianity and the god of the state? What does that make Hindus or shintos?
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Slaves of Satan, like:
-Wiccans
-Atheists
-Catholics
-Muslims
-Jews
-Anglicans
-Mormons
-Agnostics
-Gays
-Scientists
-People who don't only have sex mechanically for the purpose of creating more believers
-Blacks
-Browns
-Yellows

If you listen to a poster on /christian/, every person except for themselves, in particular, is an agent of the Devil.
 
2odastream said:
But didn't Darwin notice animals evolving in his lifetime? Like obviously not in real time but I'm pretty sure he observed that an animal species from 25 years back was in his own time now able to swim and go on land at the same time?
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So? A lot of more theologically flexible Christians agree that evolution doesn't necessarily contradict the Bible.
 
Senior Lexmechanic said:
Slaves of Satan, like:
-Wiccans
-Atheists
-Catholics
-Muslims
-Jews
-Anglicans
-Mormons
-Agnostics
-Gays
-Scientists
-People who don't only have sex mechanically for the purpose of creating more believers
-Blacks
-Browns
-Yellows

If you listen to a poster on /christian/, every person except for themselves, in particular, is an agent of the Devil.
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Except for when they themselves accuse each other as agents of the devil, I assume?

John Merston said:
So? A lot of more theologically flexible Christians agree that evolution doesn't necessarily contradict the Bible.
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I mean, when you really get down to it, there is theoretically room for both. Something did have to create the building blocks for all life on Earth after all, even if it isn't textbook biblical Adam and Eve stuff.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Oh, so they do declare each other heathens. Makes me wonder how they haven't torn each other apart or got the mods to shut everything down yet.
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As the old saying from Arabia goes "Me against my brother, me and my brother against my cousin, all of us against a stranger". They hate people who aren't posting on the site more than they do those who do.
 
Pop-Tart said:
Been looking through the sub board. One thing I find weird is that this sub board hates porn, and sexuality. Which given their view I understand as a logical chain of events. What I don't get is how this is ignored by the broader views of the far right. These guys are emphatically porn is bad full stop. Irregardless if they live up to that view or not.

However a decent chunk of the broader far right has no issue with Jap porn, only western porn and 3D porn. I am surprised they don't come into conflict more with the broader parts of the far right. It just seems like that thing where its known but never acted upon least it stir up infighting. Akin to how some porn positive feminists and porn negative feminists will ignore each other's views to go after another mutual enemy.

I guess what I am saying is, they don't wanna fight each other because they wanna deal with other shit. But if they ever get any kinda clout they will start in fighting each other over it, as their views are irreconcilable. The the only one I can think of who made an active stand is common filth (who is loved by this sub board), and he is hated by the broader far right for everything @RichardMongler has said about his views.
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Half of the threads are just thinly veiled hentai perversion arguing about how yeah, they love sailor moon's shitting dick nipples, but at least they're better than those sodomites who held girls' hands in high school.

The other half is some boomer megachurch shit where they praise jeebus for destroying their hentai addiction, even though they still unrepentently whack off to it all the time, but jeegus will save them from hell anyway bc they make good tweets. They are no different from the 55 y/o thrice-divorced jet ski salesman who goes to coke orgies every weekend, but thinks he's better than you because he bought a joel osteen book or some shit.
 
Terrorist said:
The other half is some boomer megachurch shit where they praise jeebus for destroying their hentai addiction, even though they still unrepentently whack off to it all the time, but jeegus will save them from hell anyway bc they make good tweets. They are no different from the 55 y/o thrice-divorced jet ski salesman who goes to coke orgies every weekend, but thinks he's better than you because he bought a joel osteen book or some shit.
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We actually have a name for that: cheap grace. Basically, once you accept Jesus, you don't actually have to clean up your life-as long as you ask for forgiveness after each sin, you'll be OK.
 
John Merston said:
We actually have a name for that: cheap grace. Basically, once you accept Jesus, you don't actually have to clean up your life-as long as you ask for forgiveness after each sin, you'll be OK.
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Protestants kinda screwed themselves with that one. Don't get a bunch of Calvinists arguing about monergistic sanctification or it will continue into the night and someone's going to die before the sun rises.

I haven't actually seen cheap grace (or easy believism, which I think is the preferred pejorative these days) taught doctrinally aside from in IFB churches and they're not really huge fans of hentai, so I don't think it works out too well for our hate-fueled hentai-addled Christian channers.
 
A very shameful part of Alt-Right attitude towards religion is that idea that religion should be their ethnostate.

If a religion is true and makes any claims to the exclusive truth of its teachings, keeping it to one group of people is horribly immoral.

These wretches don't realize that you can, and most European countries did, practice Christianity while not being a pushover to other groups. But they're not really interested in the actual faith so much as they're interested in wearing it as a costume.

Pop-Tart said:
Been looking through the sub board. One thing I find weird is that this sub board hates porn, and sexuality. Which given their view I understand as a logical chain of events. What I don't get is how this is ignored by the broader views of the far right. These guys are emphatically porn is bad full stop. Irregardless if they live up to that view or not.

However a decent chunk of the broader far right has no issue with Jap porn, only western porn and 3D porn. I am surprised they don't come into conflict more with the broader parts of the far right. It just seems like that thing where its known but never acted upon least it stir up infighting. Akin to how some porn positive feminists and porn negative feminists will ignore each other's views to go after another mutual enemy.

I guess what I am saying is, they don't wanna fight each other because they wanna deal with other shit. But if they ever get any kinda clout they will start in fighting each other over it, as their views are irreconcilable. The the only one I can think of who made an active stand is common filth (who is loved by this sub board), and he is hated by the broader far right for everything @RichardMongler has said about his views.
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...I'm not convinced this is true. The Far Right anime faggots don't strike me as having a MORAL issue with 3DPD, just a personal disinterest in it. The anti-porn crusaders hate all porn and anime trash especially.

One thing that can be said in hentai's favor is that it does not defile the sacred body of the White woman.
 
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