8chan's /christian/ - Alt-right Christians

[MormonofID]

I've been wanting to make a thread on this community for a while. 8chan is well-known for being a lolcow breeding ground,and the Christianity board, /christian/, is no exception.
https://8ch.net/christian/

Exhibit A: Dem fereners shouldn't be allowed to worship Jesus!

Exhibit B: Incels

Exhibit C: Denominational dick-measuring (because what Christian community doesn't have that?)

Spoiler: Denominational infighting/dick measuring

Exhibit D: Militant/authoritarian Christianity

Also, just some general hilarity

Spoiler: General stuff

There is so much stuff in /christian/, I'm surprised no one's made a thread on it yet.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

They are relentless autists because they are of Satan and deceived.

New random.txt?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Are any of these people actually Christians? And I don't mean in a "No True Scotsman" sense, just... they HAVE to be trolling.

... right?

 

[Slap47]

Are any of these people actually Christians? And I don't mean in a "No True Scotsman" sense, just... they HAVE to be trolling.

... right?

I kinda wondered that about 8Chan's Islam board but they know too much for that to be the case.

 

[Begemot]

Are any of these people actually Christians? And I don't mean in a "No True Scotsman" sense, just... they HAVE to be trolling.

... right?

No. Imagine the religious nonsense on 4chan's /his/ board except it involves excess ranting about 'papists' 24/7

 

[Rand /pol/]

I've lurked on that board and posted a bit, they have a thread dedicated to political discussion (Archive) with a few funny posts but most of it is rather boring and dry. Imageboards aren't hiveminds and you probably won't get anything interesting out of it (but there was Eunuch-Chan who I think posted on /christian/).

 

[OhGoy]

I know God made Adam and Eve, but would Eve have slept with Adam if he wasn't a chad?

if this isn't worthy of random.txt, i don't know what is

 

[Begemot]

https://babylonbee.com/news/mormon-space-program-launches-first-manned-mission-kolob
Mormons are silly, though...

 

[DuckSucker]

New random.txt?

"Would Eve have slept with Adam if he wasn't a total Chad?"
The virgin father versus the chad creation.

 

[Frogasm]

Did these guys read the same bible I did?

 

[niggers]

the problem with trying to make thread about this is that it's pretty difficult to separate real christcels and the endless sewage dump of shitposts

 

[Al Gulud]

I wonder what they say about all the shit in the bible about loving everyone and forgiveness.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I wonder what they say about all the shit in the bible about loving everyone and forgiveness.

I ain't looking that shit up, but I bet they'll argue about it being "unchristian like" and autistically shitpost

 

[MormonofID]

Did these guys read the same bible I did?

Militant Christians in a nutshell, my friend.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Did these guys read the same bible I did?

The bible I read says gay people should die but I still haven't killed you...

 

[Begemot]

The bible I read says gay people should die but I still haven't killed you...

Are you a mormon necrofur?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Are you a mormon necrofur?

No

 

[Null]

Going to need more than a couple screenshots.

 

[Alex Krycek]

So this is what happens when they don’t LARP as a Viking. Fascinating.

 

[AF 802]

I'd imagine there's probably some Christians I know who would go there (going to school in Christian environments).

But sweet Jesus, the religious have gotten more schizophrenic than they have in recent years if this is any representation. Glad I don't go by that stuff.