7/23 Court Date

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Donald Duck said:
He'll park in the judge's spot again and get out of his car... right at the exact moment a male judge pulls in to park. An argument ensues and Chris then proceeds to mace the judge in front of the court house
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... Which then results in another continuance when Chris's public defender successfully demands a recusal.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
Can any armchair lawyers with us explain what is with all these continuances?
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I cannot see how continuing the trial even once, let alone 4 times, is even remotely a good idea for anyone.
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Lipitor seemed to indicate CWC's working on some kind of diversion type deal, so that may be it. Otherwise you can get several for pretty much no reason, gives the attorneys more time to work out a deal and the defendant time to get fine money together.
 
As much as I want something stimulating and wild to happen, I have the feeling that this session is going to be fairly dull. Another continuance isn't a certainty but... well, it kind of is, but there's that optimistic part of me that wants Chris to finally work through this issue.
 
So, from what I gather, nothing will happen. Just like most of us have predicted. I do hope the special surprise is fun.

I'm not surprised in the least that he will not do any serious punishment. He's an obvious walking mental issue that dresses poorly as a women. He pepper sprayed some dude because of a video game character's arms color changing. That alone yells "I AM MENTALLY DISABLED". He was never going to face anything serious. Fact is, unless he assaults some poor Target Manager over something fucking stupid this will be a pattern. He fucks up, gets freaked because he's caught. continuances up the ass, his fear diminishes and eventually he resets and it will happen all over again. I predict a nice, fat record in the next decade because of the dumbest shit imaginable.
 
Bored with the continuances like everyone else. At this point I'd take a judgement in favor of Chris where he gets ownership of Sega and Gamestop over another one.


drmccoy said:
I'm not surprised in the least that he will not do any serious punishment. He's an obvious walking mental issue that dresses poorly as a women.
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This.

Chris trying to dress nicely for court (or anything) is his version of the peanut butter guy's stunt in Training Day.
 
"HA!" the judge said triumphantly and finally tore off her mask, to reveal that it she was actually *le gasp* Mary Lee Walsh in disguise! "It was ME all along, Chrstine! I brainwashed everyone at SEGA to make Sonics arms BLUE! You will never get rid of the blarms! NEVERrrrrrrrr!" And then she laughed like Naga the Serpent from Slayers.......
 
Von Clausewitz said:
"HA!" the judge said triumphantly and finally tore off her mask, to reveal that it she was actually *le gasp* Mary Lee Walsh in disguise! "It was ME all along, Chrstine! I brainwashed everyone at SEGA to make Sonics arms BLUE! You will never get rid of the blarms! NEVERrrrrrrrr!" And then she laughed like Naga the Serpent from Slayers.......
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And just before Chris fainted, 'Mia Hamm' barged in to yell "and I am a man!" -- pulling down her pants to reveal a MALE organ.
 
Meh. I'm currently in DC. I might consider going down there and getting some better video. Is it for 9am again?
 
Whalymin said:
witch jail would Chris go to if he does go to jail? male or female?
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probably the female one if he goes to witch jail.

Witches are normally stereotyped as female, y'know.

But he wouldn't survive - the witches would probably use him for experiments or something.
 
A Terminator (in the guise of Barb) sent by Chris from the future bursts in, bringing a minigun into the courtroom and packs everybody with lead.
 
Zorceror44 said:
As Chris walks out of the courthouse with yet another continuance, a lone gunman fires at him from atop a nearby building. Chris dies from the injuries. Two weeks later the killer is found, and Anthony Logatto is charged with murder.
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The two incidents are unrelated I bet
 
At this point, I really don't think Chris is going to prison. The court is already handling this case like a plastic bag full of shit. They're refusing to touch it, but when they have to, they're just going to get it done and over with as quickly as possible, so they can wash their hands of the matter.
 
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