Orbiter [5 Mar 2019] FRIENDSHIP IMPLOSION! - Slingblade tells his side of the story (and by "story" I mean lie).

[Cpt_Autismo]

I don't envy the next tard he muches of. I expect Sputnik to be sperging out more frequently now that he is alone the apartment without his drunken wrangler.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"that this arrangement was doomed to failure almost since it began"

Phil's social life in a nutshell.

 

[Very Honest Content]

First nobody would buy Jon breast implants, now this...guy can't catch a break.

 

[The Dude]

I've seen dairy farms and fertilizer plants with less bullshit than what Slingblade is hocking here.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

'Phil is so Philthy he literally philthed Slingblade into leaving one of the easiest grifts he's ever had' is the funniest Phil-related thing I've read ina while

 

[Shaka Brah]

We need to bring back public mental hospitals.

 

[Cosmos]

"that this arrangement was doomed to failure almost since it began"

Phil's social life in a nutshell.

I’ve never seen anyone who burns through friends like this. Even CWC has a better social life than Philth does. Phil’s personality (and his physical body, of course) is so repulsive that only other repulsive people can stand to be around him... and eventually even they can’t take it anymore. It’s fascinating.

 

[Damn Near]

This huckster never misses an opportunity to e-beg

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I’ve never seen anyone who burns through friends like this. Even CWC has a better social life than Philth does. Phil’s personality (and his physical body, of course) is so repulsive that only other repulsive people can stand to be around him... and eventually even they can’t take it anymore. It’s fascinating.

Chris is also more famous and has contributed more to society than Phil ever has. After all, if it wasn't for the giftedly bad... well, everything... of Sonichu, would we even be here today?

 

[repentance]

Timmy has been so quiet lately that I can't help hoping he's not the former room-mate Toren has persuaded to take him back.

 

[fortunecookie]

Didn't DID get debunked like forever ago? That the idea of multiple personalities was all bullshit?

Regardless imagine the disappointment of putting a fake gun under your chin; to pull the trigger and instead of a hot slug of lead venting your brains its a plastic BB leaving a welt.

I know a permanently hospitalized individual that actually has DID. Its still in the DSM

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Torn on this one. Either Toren is lying on Phil’s behalf to convince “fash” he is actually packing heat, or Phil has done a convincing job convincing the ogre that he actually is...

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Torn on this one. Either Toren is lying on Phil’s behalf to convince “fash” he is actually packing heat, or Phil has done a convincing job convincing the ogre that he actually is...

Hard to tell they both are such prolific liars.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Timmy has been so quiet lately that I can't help hoping he's not the former room-mate Toren has persuaded to take him back.

That's what I'm wondering too. Timmeh is so stupid that he could probably be badgered into taking Toren back with a few 'I love you's and 'you're so gorgeous hunni's (teehee). I really hope not, but John is ever the grifter and he's good at taking advantage of borderline sub-normal iq troons. Do we know who he lived with before Tim?

 

[break these cuffs]

That's what I'm wondering too. Timmeh is so stupid that he could probably be badgered into taking Toren back with a few 'I love you's and 'you're so gorgeous hunni's (teehee). I really hope not, but John is ever the grifter and he's good at taking advantage of borderline sub-normal iq troons. Do we know who he lived with before Tim?

Tim lives in NC, so the former roommate isn't him unless John to trying to pop smoke and obscure where he's preparing to drunkenly stumble. That's not to say that Timmy hasn't been contacted or won't be. And yeah, he's dumb enough to take John back.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Weird, Jon didn’t mention that Phil was his girlfriend. Almost as if the relationship was a sham in which he shamelessly manipulated an exceptional individual into taking him in and subsequently used said relationship every time he wanted something.

Not a regular in these parts of the forum but have been following the adventures of Slingblade. I thought it was fairly obvious it was a sham all along. Toren never once really recognised Phil as an actual girlfriend. They were always vague about it, and certainly Toren wasn't worrying about it when he went to the Tranny Awards evening to get #AnalRips by BigEggoDaddy

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Does anyone know what "dietary restrictions" Torren is alluding to? Is he lactose intolerant? Does he need gluten-free human bones to grind up into his bread?

 

[January Cyst]

Does anyone know what "dietary restrictions" Torren is alluding to? Is he lactose intolerant? Does he need gluten-free human bones to grind up into his bread?

We know that Toren only consumes one thing

Spoiler: In Preparation For #Analrips

 

[ThunderPlunder]

I'm arguably the gunniest sperg on KF.

Is that a challenge I smell?

 

[Hellfire]

Does anyone know what "dietary restrictions" Torren is alluding to? Is he lactose intolerant? Does he need gluten-free human bones to grind up into his bread?

If he actually has any he has never mentioned it on Twitter. The only references to diet are about him being fat.