Lovequest 4-Dec-2014 - Chris repierces his taint

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Thetan said:
She's still in [sporadic] contact with Chris. He's proud of this latest insanity and he apparently couldn't wait to tell her.
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It's sad when people have so little going for them in their lives that a golden piercing in their butt becomes some sort of awesome accomplishment. Even now that Chris is a 'woman' he's still retarded about it; other trannies save money for operations and he spends his cash on making his ass shiny.

He's like, literally a baboon.

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The person who performed the piercing could be in trouble if Chris developed a serious infection and Barb became aware of the situation. I can see her as trying to portray the person who performed the piercing, and potentially the business they work for, as taking advantage of he "adult autistic child".

Given the Chandler's current financial situation, I don't think this is too far-fetched of a scenario. Chris isn't the only one who could play the 'tism card.
 
Thetan said:
The person who performed the piercing could be in trouble if Chris developed a serious infection and Barb became aware of the situation. I can see her as trying to portray the person who performed the piercing, and potentially the business they work for, as taking advantage of he "adult autistic child".

Given the Chandler's current financial situation, I don't think this is too far-fetched of a scenario. Chris isn't the only one who could play the 'tism card.
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This has always been the Chandler parenting strategy though hasn't it?
If you don't treat Chris as an equal: claim discrimination.
If Chris has to experience any negative repercussion of being treated as an equal: claim someone's taking advantage of his autism.
 
Truly that would be a magnificent Chapter in the big book of Chris life.
The Compensation Saga, where Charb own a lot of money after going to court over this matter.

Chris would get a few bucks for his Legos and Barb would take the rest to buy more hoard.

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Lalala said:
Maybe it's cos they realised Chris would just do it himself with a safety pin (again) and thought it'd be safer to give him a professional job rather than send him off to do it himself?
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Well, if Chris pierces himself he's suffering at his own hands. Selling a piercing to a person that is pretty much guaranteed to get an infection is very unprofessional. Not only do you risk the health of your customer but also the livelihood of your own workplace. You simply don't want to get dragged to court over some retards festering bunghole.

So yeah. That piercer is an asshole who pretty much just cares about getting some tugboat-dosh.
 
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How did they even pierce it again? If it migrated then it pushed itself out through her skin and left a big infected hole. I seriously hope they didn't just go through the same spot because if they did then RIP Chris
 
Stud2Stud said:
Truly that would be a magnificent Chapter in the big book of Chris life.
The Compensation Saga, where Charb own a lot of money after going to court over this matter.

Chris would get a few bucks for his Legos and Barb would take the rest to buy more hoard.

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Well, if Chris pierces himself he's suffering at his own hands. Selling a piercing to a person that is pretty much guaranteed to get an infection is very unprofessional. Not only do you risk the health of your customer but also the livelihood of your own workplace. You simply don't want to get dragged to court over some retards festering bunghole.

So yeah. That piercer is an asshole who pretty much just cares about getting some tugboat-dosh.
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Even if Chris keeps saying yes to have the piercing done? Because the piercer can bring his lawyer and his lawyer will back him up claiming that he has warned Chris several times about the piercing but Chris keeps insisting on it. Chris doesn't and hasn't learned to say no to things that could harm him even if he wants them. If Chris wants something, he'll do anything to get it even if it means spending the tugboat to the piercer just to get his taint piercing.
 
Haesindang Park said:
Even if Chris keeps saying yes to have the piercing done? Because the piercer can bring his lawyer and his lawyer will back him up claiming that he has warned Chris several times about the piercing but Chris keeps insisting on it. Chris doesn't and hasn't learned to say no to things that could harm him even if he wants them. If Chris wants something, he'll do anything to get it even if it means spending the tugboat to the piercer just to get his taint piercing.
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It's not really a case of Chris insisting on having the piercing done; if Chris clearly has the nasty wound from a rejected surface piercing on her taint, then the piercer would be stupid to do it because re-opening it would put Chris's life at risk. No piercer other than the shadiest unlicensed back-alley guy would give someone a piercing that might kill them.
 
Oh for fucks sake. . .

You damn well know this one's going to migrate too. . .and what happens then? Wouldn't put it past him to get pierced a third time. He's going to put himself in an early grave with this nonsense.
 
Stud2Stud said:
Truly that would be a magnificent Chapter in the big book of Chris life.
The Compensation Saga, where Charb own a lot of money after going to court over this matter.

Chris would get a few bucks for his Legos and Barb would take the rest to buy more hoard.

Well, if Chris pierces himself he's suffering at his own hands. Selling a piercing to a person that is pretty much guaranteed to get an infection is very unprofessional. Not only do you risk the health of your customer but also the livelihood of your own workplace. You simply don't want to get dragged to court over some retards festering bunghole.

So yeah. That piercer is an asshole who pretty much just cares about getting some tugboat-dosh.
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Every time I go get a new tattoo I have to sign a liability waiver. I'm pretty sure they do that for piercings too. So unless the piercer was really negligent (like using unsterilized tools or something) Charb would probably just be wasting money they don't have on filing and court costs.

But they'd still be an asshole for doing it on Chris.
 
skyraider91 said:
Barb vaguely knows that Chris is making money selling stuff through the mail and internet, but she doesn't know the full details or specifics of Chris's Ebay business. She doesn't care to. Barb takes what money she needs to pay the bills from Chris each month, and then leaves Chris to fend for himself with whatever's left. As long as she gets her money, Barb's content to sit in her Lazy-Boy recliner chair and sleep/watch TV all day.
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Has Barb finally seen what the rest of Humanity knows about Chris and has given up on her snowflake, or has she become so deranged in her own La-La Land that she just doesn't care about anyone but herself? I wonder what BAWCville looks like?
 
Gherk McDirk said:
Didn't Chris say the piercer was named [REDACTED] in his messages with Renee? There's only one shop in Ruckersville and it does have a piercer named [REDACTED].
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I think he did go to that one for the first piercing. We don't know if he went back to the same place, though. The text message says "Charlottesville" and there are more options there for piercing since it's a larger city.
 
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Some advice for people in this thread; if you think you've figured out which piercer Chris went to, DON'T post the name here. You just know some weens will prank call them or something.
 
Honeyrabbit said:
Some advice for people in this thread; if you think you've figured out which piercer Chris went to, DON'T post the name here. You just know some weens will prank call them or something.
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I would send him/her a huge box of chocolate, some bars of gold, napalm, and all my respect.
 
Honeyrabbit said:
Some advice for people in this thread; if you think you've figured out which piercer Chris went to, DON'T post the name here. You just know some weens will prank call them or something.
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If it helps, they might well have decided to go into another trade after dealing with Chris.
 
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