Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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If it's a cut, I wonder if it scabbed over and he picked it off?
I doubt it though. The whole thing is so confusing. It doesn't look like an infected piercing, but I doubt that he sliced himself open. Chris just isn't like that. I hope.
 
I'm sitting here at an emergency vet clinic because my friend's dog ripped a hole in his own taint this morning. I can't even make this shit up.

I made sure to inform my friend that I knew this guy Chris who ripped a hole in his taint and he hasn't died yet so his dog would probably be fine. His dog might even make it to Omegacon this weekend.
 
InTheSidePocket said:
only in our dreams.

oh well, maybe his great-great-uncle was a loony and got that treatment.

actually... those were terrible, terrible places. I think bootcamp might better for Chris.
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The last thing I want is Chris in the military. Even if they accepted him for some reason, there's no way he wouldn't still stay a fat lazy troon.
 
breadandcircuses said:
The last thing I want is Chris in the military. Even if they accepted him for some reason, there's no way he wouldn't still stay a fat lazy troon.
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Hey. Maybe they'll put him on the front line and he'll die in an explosion. I mean, that was his plan for gays in the army, right?
 
Mrs Paul said:
Who were these so-called "lesbians"? Were they people he met in person, or just some trolls online?
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I believe @Marvin said earlier they were trolls

big salad said:
I made sure to inform my friend that I knew this guy Chris who ripped a hole in his taint and he hasn't died yet so his dog would probably be fine. His dog might even make it to Omegacon this weekend.
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How did your friend react? I imagine either nervous laughter or a horrified, confused look of concern. And this is probably a long shot to try and figure out how the fuck Chris managed to make...that thing, but do you know how the dog ripped itself its own unclit? I imagine it must have been biting very hard, or caught its bum in something.
 
Lurkette said:
How did your friend react? I imagine either nervous laughter or a horrified, confused look of concern. And this is probably a long shot to try and figure out how the fuck Chris managed to make...that thing, but do you know how the dog ripped itself its own unclit? I imagine it must have been biting very hard, or caught its bum in something.
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My friend was sufficiently horrified and wisely DID NOT want to see a picture of the unclit.

The dog is fine and the treatment for the abscess is what others have previously stated. But now I'm thinking Chris needs a cone to keep him from licking his wound.

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Great, but he needs restriction of every measure to keep from picking at that swollen wound.

Again, in another time when you could strappin' down for their own good, Chris's life could be saved.
 
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