Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Oh fuck someine force him into an ER because if that developing fistula goes into his rectum he'll start shitting through that hole and he won't want those dirty crapped briefs.
 
Male Idiot said:
That's what I think too. Marvin, can you please tell us what makes you think the wound healed between the Unclits? We know your opinion, but not what caused it.

Did Chris wore a kilt in the past and bent down to give you an unholy vision of horrors? Did you accompany him to the doctor who said "Okey its healing well." Or did he just say "Mnnh yeah its gonna be healed alright yall." and such?
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Fatty is not shy about spamming images of his taint all the fucking time to people he thinks will be interested.

As scarred as I am from knowing this, the taint was completely intact very recently. Despite Chris' reluctance to give up on the unclit, he did and it healed up just fine. It might've taken a bit longer than average, because I'm sure Chris continued to use alcohol on the piercing (instead of a saline solution or whatever's recommended). But regardless, it did heal up. It's been like a year.

It didn't burst. Chris didn't artificially keep it open. It just healed up the first time. And then recently, fatty, for whatever reason, sliced it open. I know that's crossing a line that Chris has never crossed before. But Chris has crossed lots of lines. Considering the type of wound, its depth, its lack of infection, a knife is the only thing that makes sense.
 
Marvin said:
Fatty is not shy about spamming images of his taint all the fucking time to people he thinks will be interested.

As scarred as I am from knowing this, the taint was completely intact very recently. Despite Chris' reluctance to give up on the unclit, he did and it healed up just fine. It might've taken a bit longer than average, because I'm sure Chris continued to use alcohol on the piercing (instead of a saline solution or whatever's recommended). But regardless, it did heal up. It's been like a year.

It didn't burst. Chris didn't artificially keep it open. It just healed up the first time. And then recently, fatty, for whatever reason, sliced it open. I know that's crossing a line that Chris has never crossed before. But Chris has crossed lots of lines. Considering the type of wound, its depth, its lack of infection, a knife is the only thing that makes sense.
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thanks for clearing this up.
 
Marvin said:
Fatty is not shy about spamming images of his taint all the fucking time to people he thinks will be interested.

As scarred as I am from knowing this, the taint was completely intact very recently. Despite Chris' reluctance to give up on the unclit, he did and it healed up just fine. It might've taken a bit longer than average, because I'm sure Chris continued to use alcohol on the piercing (instead of a saline solution or whatever's recommended). But regardless, it did heal up. It's been like a year.

It didn't burst. Chris didn't artificially keep it open. It just healed up the first time. And then recently, fatty, for whatever reason, sliced it open. I know that's crossing a line that Chris has never crossed before. But Chris has crossed lots of lines. Considering the type of wound, its depth, its lack of infection, a knife is the only thing that makes sense.
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Do you think the hypnovids are just a cover story or does he genuinely believe in them too and just thought he'd speed the process up a bit?

Damn, this turns into really dark comedy if he really took a knife to his nether regions. I've had no problem laughing at him as long as he just should have known better but it's another thing if he has become so delusional that he actually intentionally selfharms.
 
Sc4rface said:
Do you think the hypnovids are just a cover story or does he genuinely believe in them too and just thought he'd speed the process up a bit?

Damn, this turns into really dark comedy if he really took a knife to his nether regions. I've had no problem laughing at him as long as he just should have known better but it's another thing if he has become so delusional that he actually intentionally selfharms.
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I think it's the latter. He genuinely believes in them.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
What are the chances his instructors rushed him out of the program the same way his high school teachers did, just to get rid of him?
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On the contrary, From the Cwiki: "CADD at PVCC was designed as a two-year degree, but it took Chris five years to complete it, not including the year in which he was suspended from college"
 
Sc4rface said:
Do you think the hypnovids are just a cover story or does he genuinely believe in them too and just thought he'd speed the process up a bit?

Damn, this turns into really dark comedy if he really took a knife to his nether regions. I've had no problem laughing at him as long as he just should have known better but it's another thing if he has become so delusional that he actually intentionally selfharms.
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I think it's either Chris saying "that un-clit thing worked out so well the first and second times I tried it, I should do it again! AND I should do it myself so I have more money for toys!"
or
"These hypnosis videos are working so well, I bet there's a vag growing inside my body right now! I'd better do something to help speed its growth along..."
 
Marvin said:
Fatty is not shy about spamming images of his taint all the fucking time to people he thinks will be interested.

As scarred as I am from knowing this, the taint was completely intact very recently. Despite Chris' reluctance to give up on the unclit, he did and it healed up just fine. It might've taken a bit longer than average, because I'm sure Chris continued to use alcohol on the piercing (instead of a saline solution or whatever's recommended). But regardless, it did heal up. It's been like a year.

It didn't burst. Chris didn't artificially keep it open. It just healed up the first time. And then recently, fatty, for whatever reason, sliced it open. I know that's crossing a line that Chris has never crossed before. But Chris has crossed lots of lines. Considering the type of wound, its depth, its lack of infection, a knife is the only thing that makes sense.
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Thank you for explaining. Indeed this is a big line , even for Chris who has been going towards full blown delusional crazy from being a funny, dumb autist.
If this is the speedup of the slippery slope, in that case, the ride is about to get very dark and very wild indeed.
 
Male Idiot said:
Thank you for explaining. Indeed this is a big line , even for Chris who has been going towards full blown delusional crazy from being a funny, dumb autist.
If this is the speedup of the slippery slope, in that case, the ride is about to get very dark and very wild indeed.
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"How long till Chris attempts to give himself gender reassignment surgery" used to be a joke because we thought it'd never happen, but here we are.
 
With the mace incident Chris became a danger to others. But if this knife thing is true (I'm trying real hard to think of a different scenario) he's become a danger to himself, which in my opinion is much worse than pepper spraying someone. What if he cuts an artery? There's only one Chris and if he dies we're fucked. But then again if he were to be put in a home (which is what he desperately needs at this point) we'd be fucked anyways, because then there'd be no updates.

Any which way the self harm saga ends we're fucked.
 
Ted_Breakfast said:
Whenever I imagine Chris fiddling with and amplifying his wound, I am reminded of an engraving from Dante's Inferno.

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You could rip Chris open there, but a heart you would not find.
 
No matter how it got there I think we can all agree that an open wound on his taint is a ticking time bomb for someone like Chris. He might be careful about its upkeep right now but he gets lazy about things he's initially enthusiastic about. It doesn't take much neglect for something in that location to turn south and start to fester.
 
Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
With the mace incident Chris became a danger to others. But if this knife thing is true (I'm trying real hard to think of a different scenario) he's become a danger to himself, which in my opinion is much worse than pepper spraying someone. What if he cuts an artery? There's only one Chris and if he dies we're fucked. But then again if he were to be put in a home (which is what he desperately needs at this point) we'd be fucked anyways, because then there'd be no updates.

Any which way the self harm saga ends we're fucked.
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The "knife" theory could be partially true. It is a sensitive area, and the taint piercing was a recent, and perhaps not 100% healed injury. Suppose he thinks he can grow a vagina, so he pokes and prods at it. It is right in the undercarriage, so even looking at it could involve some serious prodding if he wasn't super careful. This makes the wound appear, confirming his vagina beliefs. So he pokes and prods some more, maybe with some sort of instrument, because he is excited about it. That makes the wound grow, and he gets more excited, creating a vicious circle.

The self-harm theory doesn't need to involve him taking a knife to his crotch and carving away. The combination of his voodoo beliefs, the general sensitivity of the area, a pre-existing wound, questionable hygiene, and general clumsiness and cluelessness could lead him to accidentally self harm.

It is probably less dangerous, because he is less likely to accidentally maim or kill himself with one mistimed slice, but it is also probably harder to get him to stop.
 
Marvin said:
Fatty is not shy about spamming images of his taint all the fucking time to people he thinks will be interested.

As scarred as I am from knowing this, the taint was completely intact very recently. Despite Chris' reluctance to give up on the unclit, he did and it healed up just fine. It might've taken a bit longer than average, because I'm sure Chris continued to use alcohol on the piercing (instead of a saline solution or whatever's recommended). But regardless, it did heal up. It's been like a year.

It didn't burst. Chris didn't artificially keep it open. It just healed up the first time. And then recently, fatty, for whatever reason, sliced it open. I know that's crossing a line that Chris has never crossed before. But Chris has crossed lots of lines. Considering the type of wound, its depth, its lack of infection, a knife is the only thing that makes sense.
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Oh God, he's willing to mutilate himself to make this bullshit happen?

Well, he's fucked. Even if he doesn't get an infection, what's to stop him from wanting to chop his manhood off in the future?
 
Vault Boy said:
Oh God, he's willing to mutilate himself to make this bullshit happen?

Well, he's fucked. Even if he doesn't get an infection, what's to stop him from wanting to chop his manhood off in the future?
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That's it for Bent Duck. RIP, old friend. There will be lots of tomtom to pound in Valhalla!

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Mauvman Shuffleboard is the artist.
 
Vault Boy said:
Oh God, he's willing to mutilate himself to make this bullshit happen?

Well, he's fucked. Even if he doesn't get an infection, what's to stop him from wanting to chop his manhood off in the future?
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Chris seems still proud of his duck, after all he claims to be a male-lesbian.

Now, if he had some wicked orgasm with the gash, or convinced himself his vagina would go full on if he didn't have a penis and balls, well...
 
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