Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
With the mace incident Chris became a danger to others. But if this knife thing is true (I'm trying real hard to think of a different scenario) he's become a danger to himself, which in my opinion is much worse than pepper spraying someone. What if he cuts an artery? There's only one Chris and if he dies we're fucked. But then again if he were to be put in a home (which is what he desperately needs at this point) we'd be fucked anyways, because then there'd be no updates.

Any which way the self harm saga ends we're fucked.
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Given that circumstances, I would be fine if the closure was Chris put in a home anyway, at least now he'd be in a better place.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris seems still proud of his duck, after all he claims to be a male-lesbian.
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He is also really ashamed of his "ugly growth". It's weird because, when he's trying to seduce straight bisexual ladies he will brag about his dick, if he's trying to seduce lesbians, he hates his ugly growth.
 
Trilby said:
Given that circumstances, I would be fine if the closure was Chris put in a home anyway, at least now he'd be in a better place.
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Agreed. Plus, there's the chance that Chris will reject his new environment in a hilarious way.
 
Manly-Chicken said:
Agreed. Plus, there's the chance that Chris will reject his new environment in a hilarious way.
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He would likely have limited Internet access, have payees and be told what to do on a day to day basis. At least he'd be taken on outings with other sped and get a little socialization.
 
HickoryDickory said:
He would likely have limited Internet access, have payees and be told what to do on a day to day basis. At least he'd be taken on outings with other sped and get a little socialization.
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It probably depends on the home. The best ending is definitely the "Chris grows up" one, though, as unrealistic as it may be.
 
DanteOblong said:
He is also really ashamed of his "ugly growth". It's weird because, when he's trying to seduce straight bisexual ladies he will brag about his dick, if he's trying to seduce lesbians, he hates his ugly growth.
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It seems like he simultaneously brags about his duck while hating on men, and all their parts, and talking about how true his lesbian soul is no matter who he is talking to without ever realizing the blatant contradiction, or the insanity of the statement for that matter. All the more evidence that he's still just in it for sex with the equipment he was born with.

Given how he seems to think he can easily ruse people, I can only imagine how well he thinks this entire scheme is going. Open taints included.
 
deeman said:
On the contrary, From the Cwiki: "CADD at PVCC was designed as a two-year degree, but it took Chris five years to complete it, not including the year in which he was suspended from college"
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Wow and after that he still thinks his high school put him on honor roll for legitimate reasons...
 
timtommy said:
The "knife" theory could be partially true. It is a sensitive area, and the taint piercing was a recent, and perhaps not 100% healed injury. Suppose he thinks he can grow a vagina, so he pokes and prods at it. It is right in the undercarriage, so even looking at it could involve some serious prodding if he wasn't super careful. This makes the wound appear, confirming his vagina beliefs. So he pokes and prods some more, maybe with some sort of instrument, because he is excited about it. That makes the wound grow, and he gets more excited, creating a vicious circle.

The self-harm theory doesn't need to involve him taking a knife to his crotch and carving away. The combination of his voodoo beliefs, the general sensitivity of the area, a pre-existing wound, questionable hygiene, and general clumsiness and cluelessness could lead him to accidentally self harm.

It is probably less dangerous, because he is less likely to accidentally maim or kill himself with one mistimed slice, but it is also probably harder to get him to stop.
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well, he needed to use that leftover cutco merchandise for something
 
Feel My Comeuppance said:
That's actually terrifying because he'd be in a position to meet females who are mentally unsound enough to have sex with him, and given the likely lack of birth control this could easily result in Chris producing offspring. [shudders]
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Any such child would become a ward of the state, presumably. They'd have a decent shot at being normal provided they never found out their birth father's identity and tried to Google him.
But then again, it probably wouldn't come to that. I think even exceptional individuals have standards.
 
Feel My Comeuppance said:
That's actually terrifying because he'd be in a position to meet females who are mentally unsound enough to have sex with him, and given the likely lack of birth control this could easily result in Chris producing offspring. [shudders]
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I doubt even mentally handicapped girls would want to fuck Chris.
He couldn't even seal the deal with Hambeast.
 
Marvin said:
The hypnosis videos suggested that a vagina would be growing out from his crotch at some point. (Or, Chris saw the hypnosis videos and that was his interpretation of what would happen.)

And yeah, that's pretty much it.
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Marvin, do you know if Chris is really seeing a doctor about getting on HRT and on the track to SRS, as he claimed on the 24th?
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Marvin, do you know if Chris is really seeing a doctor about getting on HRT and on the track to SRS, as he claimed on the 24th?
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He's probably talked to a doctor who used the acronym "SRS" or "HRT". Fatty's too dumb/egotistic to distinguish that from a signed tranny passport.
 
spaghetti said:
In the video he ejaculates through his uncunt, there is no way he isn't cutting into himself.

He's literally carving a vagina into his ass.
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This was not Chris! Look at how thin this person is, compared to Chris.
 
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