Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Innocuous Banter said:
@Marvin Why do you think Chris is using a knife to mutilate himself? You know how ridiculous that sounds?
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Chris also pierced himself with a safety pin in the same place. Sure, less ridiculous than a knife wound, but there's at least a precedent for Chris biting the pillow and going in dry.

Also the abscess story doesn't really jive with other things I've seen. I believe the original piercing healed up just fine the first time, a long time ago. And I really don't think you're going to get a giant gash in your healthy taint from just wearing thongs and being fat.
 
Marvin said:
Chris also pierced himself with a safety pin in the same place. Sure, less ridiculous than a knife wound, but there's at least a precedent for Chris biting the pillow and going in dry.

Also the abscess story doesn't really jive with other things I've seen. I believe the original piercing healed up just fine the first time, a long time ago. And I really don't think you're going to get a giant gash in your healthy taint from just wearing thongs and being fat.
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Keep in mind the wound could have been worked on over time, if chris really did cut it into existence. If the speculation is true, he could have slowly cut into a shallow wound he created to deepen it to what we see now without causing severe blood loss and shock.
 
Marvin said:
Chris also pierced himself with a safety pin in the same place. Sure, less ridiculous than a knife wound, but there's at least a precedent for Chris biting the pillow and going in dry.

Also the abscess story doesn't really jive with other things I've seen. I believe the original piercing healed up just fine the first time, a long time ago. And I really don't think you're going to get a giant gash in your healthy taint from just wearing thongs and being fat.
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I really don't think he'd cut his own taint. There's probably another explanation, but there's a first time for everything I guess
 
Innocuous Banter said:
I really don't think he'd cut his own taint. There's probably another explanation, but there's a first time for everything I guess
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I agree with you, to be honest. I don't know why he would be touting the supreme metamorphosis powers of the binaural beats videos on his Facebook if he'd had to cut his own vagina into existence. He really believes they work, and for that I think his 'vagina' must have come into being organically through poor care of his old taint piercing. I know you can't really apply logic to Chris but if he had to make his own vagina, why the hell would he still bother furiously flogging the power of the magical YouTube videos?
 
isn't it possible for stuff to get infected underneath while looking alright from the surface? that's how pacific theater "jeep ass" tended to manifest. i just can't buy that chris stabbed himself. it seems more likely there was a cyst from the piercing that had nowhere to go but out, and the weakest barrier to break was some fucked-up skin that was fucked up by a few piercings and re-piercings...

i hope someone can talk some sense into him :heart-empty:
 
UltraSonichu said:
I agree with you, to be honest. I don't know why he would be touting the supreme metamorphosis powers of the binaural beats videos on his Facebook if he'd had to cut his own vagina into existence.
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The wound itself wasn't the vagina. He thought he was releasing the vagina.
 
UltraSonichu said:
I agree with you, to be honest. I don't know why he would be touting the supreme metamorphosis powers of the binaural beats videos on his Facebook if he'd had to cut his own vagina into existence. He really believes they work, and for that I think his 'vagina' must have come into being organically through poor care of his old taint piercing. I know you can't really apply logic to Chris but if he had to make his own vagina, why the hell would he still bother furiously flogging the power of the magical YouTube videos?
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The old taint piercing probably didn't completely heal, because he kept stretching it. You know how a girl's taint can sometimes look torn after sex? I mean taints are fragile, it could've happened easily just by him playing with it with his finger. I have no doubt he fucked with it, like with his fingers, not with a knife or dildo. I don't believe he used a knife to cut his taint, and I'm surprised that people believe that
 
Marvin said:
The wound itself wasn't the vagina. He thought he was releasing the vagina.
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So, are you saying that Chris saw something that convinced him that his vagina was just below the surface, and he decided to "help it along?"

(God damn, the things I find myself typing here.)
 
Guy Smiley said:
So, are you saying that Chris saw something that convinced him that his vagina was just below the surface, and he decided to "help it along?"

(God damn, the things I find myself typing here.)
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The hypnosis videos suggested that a vagina would be growing out from his crotch at some point. (Or, Chris saw the hypnosis videos and that was his interpretation of what would happen.)

And yeah, that's pretty much it.
 
Marvin said:
The hypnosis videos suggested that a vagina would be growing out from his crotch at some point. (Or, Chris saw the hypnosis videos and that was his interpretation of what would happen.)

And yeah, that's pretty much it.
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Why do I hear the Jaws music when I think of the phrase "a vagina would be growing out of his crotch"?

(Off-topic, but my phone wants to autocorrect vagina to "vaginitis," which confuses me.)
 
I really doubt he self-mutilated with a knife. I won't dismiss the possibility. But I think it's much more likely a result of the past piercings. Though I don't doubt Chris might have latched onto the idea it was an emerging vagina and helped it expand by messing with it.
 
The Other Chandler said:
I really doubt he self-mutilated with a knife. I won't dismiss the possibility. But I think it's much more likely a result of the past piercings. Though I don't doubt Chris might have latched onto the idea it was an emerging vagina and helped it expand by messing with it.
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Whenever I imagine Chris fiddling with and amplifying his wound, I am reminded of an engraving from Dante's Inferno.

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Marvin said:
Chris also pierced himself with a safety pin in the same place. Sure, less ridiculous than a knife wound, but there's at least a precedent for Chris biting the pillow and going in dry.

Also the abscess story doesn't really jive with other things I've seen. I believe the original piercing healed up just fine the first time, a long time ago. And I really don't think you're going to get a giant gash in your healthy taint from just wearing thongs and being fat.
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I disagree, Chris was preoccupied with his Unclit and I can't imagine him leaving it alone for a second a second to let it heal. From the onset it was always a makeshift vagina of sorts, and I'm sure he was playing with it every day. It also explains the "proud flesh", which is a hallmark of a long-standing wound that hasn't been allowed to heal. That said I don't think he's in any immediate danger, he now just has a half-healed split in his taint that's probably quite stable unless it gets infected.
 
Cuntster said:
I disagree, Chris was preoccupied with his Unclit and I can't imagine him leaving it alone for a second a second to let it heal. From the onset it was always a makeshift vagina of sorts, and I'm sure he was playing with it every day. It also explains the "proud flesh", which is a hallmark of a long-standing wound that hasn't been allowed to heal. That said I don't think he's in any immediate danger, he now just has a half-healed split in his taint that's probably quite stable unless it gets infected.
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That's what I think too. Marvin, can you please tell us what makes you think the wound healed between the Unclits? We know your opinion, but not what caused it.

Did Chris wore a kilt in the past and bent down to give you an unholy vision of horrors? Did you accompany him to the doctor who said "Okey its healing well." Or did he just say "Mnnh yeah its gonna be healed alright yall." and such?
 
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