Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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skaytec said:
How come Chris doesn't have gangrene or a fucked up infection? I think he's kinda lucky, I mean, GodBear punished him with autism but he was kind and give him a strong immunitary system. This is worst though, he will suffer a slow death until the unclit destroys him. We have Chris for a time folks.
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Chris will live forever. His body will fight any trauma like a champion. Longevity is generic. Despite him being miserably unhealthy. So was borb and both of them despite everything went on and on and on.

anusaurus said:
From a physician - yes it checks out, he has a practice in the Bronx.



All emphasis is from the OP.

Source: https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-bad-to-pour-hydrogen-peroxide-and-alcohol-on-a-wound

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Just noticed he's a gynæcologist. What a coincidence.
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Hydrogen peroxide and alcohol are mainly used in medicine to sterilize skin before injections ect. Something to kill normal flora so as to prevent the skin staph from getting in a small wound before the wound is made. It evaporates quickly and doesn't hang around to do much skin damage. Soaking your taint in the stuff isn't it's intended use
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
I know Marvin knows Chris better than every other kiwi but I still can't wrap my head around the idea of Chris of all people hacking his smelly crotch with a knife. It just seems so uncharacteristic for a pussy like him.

Chris causing his skin to tear itself apart by stupidly fiddling with his un-clit and wearing undersized butt garments seems way more likely.
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I'd suggest going back and re-reading this entire thread.

And if you still need further convincing, the entire CWCki.

If it still surprises you then, maybe Chris can give you the name of his doctor. :biggrin:
 
anusaurus said:
From a physician - yes it checks out, he has a practice in the Bronx.



All emphasis is from the OP.

Source: https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-bad-to-pour-hydrogen-peroxide-and-alcohol-on-a-wound

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Just noticed he's a gynæcologist. What a coincidence.
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In other words, it prevents infection but also hinders natural wound healing. So if you had a gooch piercing that migrated, and you kept pouring alcohol in it along with wearing chafing g-strings, you might end up with the sinus bursting through to the skin surface and irritated but not infected. Which is what my money's on now.
 
Chris is listening to a hypnosis track called "Shrink Your Penis Fast!" :story:

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Subconcious Offense said:
According to Marvin he cut his crotch open intentionally, if that is true then it is a miracle he didn't cut his dick off yet. :'(
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I don't think he did, I think Marvin is implying that Chris' grossness is what caused this, well that and using a safety pin to re-pierce the hole.
 
He wasn't referring to the safety pin escapade.

Marvin said:
The unclit healed up just fine the first time. No blood nor pus. It should also be noted that the original unclit never got infected.

The current wound was self inflicted very recently.
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Marvin said:
No, but that's my best theory thus far. It's not a great theory, because the idea that Chris sliced himself open is crazy. But nothing else makes sense.
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skaytec said:
How come Chris doesn't have gangrene or a fucked up infection? I think he's kinda lucky, I mean, GodBear punished him with autism but he was kind and give him a strong immunitary system. This is worst though, he will suffer a slow death until the unclit destroys him. We have Chris for a time folks.
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It could be the Cherokee genetics too.
 
the McD Mighty Wings said:
Certainly! Another important factor is childbirth in old age too. This statistic may be old, but I remember hearing the chance of having a child with Down's Syndrome is one in twelve for women over the age of 40.

There are so many factors in Chris' life to pick from. It makes for good discussion.
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Autism is more specifically linked to advanced paternal age, though, so that one's likely on Bob.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is listening to a hypnosis track called "Shrink Your Penis Fast!" :story:

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hmm..yeah..quite ironic seeing as we all know what it looks like between Chris' legs anyway. :heart-empty::c
MrsFrizzle said:
Autism is more specifically linked to advanced paternal age, though, so that one's likely on Bob.
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It is also genetic, Chris' maternal cousin has severe autism and Bob could have been an Aspie as well, he is an engineer with a previous child that is a mathematician and another one that is an ophthalmologist. Then, there's Watermelon..who knows how they're related. I think Chris' conception was the perfect storm of people that were too old and had bad genes on both sides of their families. Barb is and probably was mentally ill too. I believe there is a lot more wrong with Chris, neurologically, than autism.
 
DolphinHunter said:
I'd suggest going back and re-reading this entire thread.

And if you still need further convincing, the entire CWCki.

If it still surprises you then, maybe Chris can give you the name of his doctor. :biggrin:
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There's no need for such autistic patronizing. I've been posting in this thread for the last 80 pages or so, the vast majority of Kiwis -including myself- are familiar with the content of the CWCki and contacting Chris to ask for his doctor's name would be supreme weenery, which has been said in this thread several times.

And last time Chris got a small cut on his finger he bitched about it, which makes the whole Chris cut himself theory hard to swallow for me.

Lurk moar, newbie.
 
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the McD Mighty Wings said:
Certainly! Another important factor is childbirth in old age too. This statistic may be old, but I remember hearing the chance of having a child with Down's Syndrome is one in twelve for women over the age of 40.

There are so many factors in Chris' life to pick from. It makes for good discussion.
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One of the many allures of Chris is his "condition". Some people marvel at just how perfectly fucked Chris has been from the start. It's like the perfect trifecta:
- Shitty upbringing: Two technologically impaired senior citizens as parents, as well as very old-fashioned mindsets.
- Shitty place to grow up in: Rural Virginia. In the middle of nowhere. Surrounded by other recluse neighbors.
- Shitty neurological condition: Autism.

In a way, Chris was doomed from the start. No wonder he acts the way he does.

As a side note, I can recall Marvin explaining, a long time ago, how he thought the probability of Chris actually having some sort of mental problem (Other than autism) to be considerable. I agree. In my humble opinion (I'm not a doctor, a psychologist, or a psychiatrist), Chris's condition can only be explained by him suffering from something more than just plain autism. My guess is Chris, apart from being autistic, also suffers from below-average I. Q. (Low intelligence).
 
Pac said:
As a side note, I can recall Marvin explaining, a long time ago, how he thought the probability of Chris actually having some sort of mental problem (Other than autism) to be considerable. I agree. In my humble opinion (I'm not a doctor, a psychologist, or a psychiatrist), Chris's condition can only be explained by him suffering from something more than just plain autism. My guess is Chris, apart from being autistic, also suffers from below-average I. Q. (Low intelligence).
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At the very least he doesn't have "high functioning" autism. Exactly how to separate high functioning from "low functioning" autism is obviously controversial. But generally speaking profoundly autistic people have stunted linguistic and cognitive development in addition to the stereotypical social stuff. It's also common to use the amount of day-to-day support the person needs as a criterion in diagnosis.

Stunted linguistic development is most obvious. Chris didn't speak until he was seven and had to attend speech therapy for years. That itself mostly rules out a high functioning diagnosis. (Chris tries to cover it up with the babysitter narrative, and while it could be explained as a symptom of emotional disturbance or something similar I think it's unlikely. Especially given autism is a much simpler explanation for it.) Cognitive development is harder to place since we don't know his IQ and he's incredibly lazy, has never been pushed, and we mostly know him from his adult years. Also to his credit he actually did manage to get an associate's degree. But he's still demonstrated extremely low intelligence, even after he started wising up to the trolling thing. He also clearly requires adult supervision and has remarkably low executive functioning. Making it extremely unlikely he could actually support himself without any aid.

So yeah. His autism is almost certainly much more severe than Chris himself believes. Especially since he's probably basing his entire autism identity on one diagnosis he got as a kid. Autistic people also commonly have other disorders. So it's entirely possible Chris has psychological issues we don't know about. That's become especially apparent since the whole Tomgirl saga started.
 
The Other Chandler said:
Cognitive development is harder to place since we don't know his IQ and he's incredibly lazy, has never been pushed, and we mostly know him from his adult years. Also to his credit he actually did manage to get an associate's degree.
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What are the chances his instructors rushed him out of the program the same way his high school teachers did, just to get rid of him?
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
I know Marvin knows Chris better than every other kiwi but I still can't wrap my head around the idea of Chris of all people hacking his smelly crotch with a knife. It just seems so uncharacteristic for a pussy like him.

Chris causing his skin to tear itself apart by stupidly fiddling with his un-clit and wearing undersized butt garments seems way more likely.
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Chris does appear to have a high tolerance of pain, but he's also a tremendous coward, so I can't believe he'd deliberately chop himself up with a knife.

My guess is that when the abscess was developing, he just ignored it and hoped it would go away. He may have got used to pain down there, and as it couldn't really net him sympathy or money, he didn't mention it. Then the pressure in it caused it to break. He must have been in a hell of a lot of pain beforehand.

The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is listening to a hypnosis track called "Shrink Your Penis Fast!" :story:

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Does he need that?
 
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