Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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TacoPonyParty said:
Can someone contact Chris and tell him to go to a gynecologist so they can check out his "beautiful vagina" and notice that he's off his chain? He won't go to a regular doctor but he might go to a women's doctor...
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This has been asked several times; convincing Chris to see a gynecologist about his "glorious pussy" but he won't go under his own free will. He'll have to be dragged kicking and screaming and then closely monitored until it heals completely. Chris would just lie again and say he already saw a doctor.

If he was still in contact with Rocky, I wonder what her reaction would be?
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
What do you mean? Because based on the photos, it looks like the wound was formed from the unclit 1.0 and 2.0. From a layman's perspective at least. It looks like the unclit never fully healed or at least didn't heal under the skin, and the current pseudovagina is the result of it bursting.
Surely, you don't mean Chris trying to cut a vagina into himself?
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I doubt Chris "inflicted" the wound on purpose. If you look closely *shudders* at the "accidental upskirt" video he posted recently, it would appear he is trying to wear extremely small thongs, the string of which would no doubt be stretched taught across his taint, rubbing right against the spot where the piercing sat. Poorly-healed wound + a string sawing away at it = magical new vajayjay.
 
JFKdestroyer said:
I doubt Chris "inflicted" the wound on purpose. If you look closely *shudders* at the "accidental upskirt" video he posted recently, it would appear he is trying to wear extremely small thongs, the string of which would no doubt be stretched taught across his taint, rubbing right against the spot where the piercing sat. Poorly-healed wound + a string sawing away at it = magical new vajayjay.
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Yeah I think that idea is more likely than the "knife wound" . Even if Chris is crazy enough to use a knife, a knife wound that deep would propably have a lot of bleeding that would have shocked CWC, and it would be hard to make a straight cut there due to it being a hard to reach place, with bent duck and the naval factories in the way.
 
Nekomata12 said:
Cole once had necrotising fasciitis. The family that rots together stays together?
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Gotta wonder if Cole got some sweet lawsuit money out of that situation. (His wife would have been rich had he actually died from such a misdiagnosis.) It's a pretty major fuck up for a hospital, but usually permanent damage needs to be proved for high dollar settlements. (But any half way adept lawyer could probably got a quick $30,000 or so from the hospital just to make the case go away and more avoid media coverage (like linked story). Hell, exerting pressure may have even been one of the reasons the story was posted.

ETA: Just thought, Cole might of claimed since he's a online critic and his "career" depends on his ability to type he could have tried to claim some outrageous amount if his typing hand was "injured."
 
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We were singin',

Bye, bye, autist Sonichu guy
Tried to give himself a china but the thing went awry
& the good old trolls on the internet sigh
Sayin' "this'll be the way that Chris dies"
"This'll be the year that Chris dies"

The lumberjack sits at his post
Watching Chris now, as a ghost
Wondering where he fucked up most
The day the lolcow died

He was singing,
"Bye, bye, this here fag son of mine
Tried to give himself a china but the thing made him die
Wish he'd listened, as my advice was sound
GET AWAY FROM THAT INTERNET, I'M CUTTIN ' IT DOWN "
 
Male Idiot said:
Yeah I think that idea is more likely than the "knife wound" . Even if Chris is crazy enough to use a knife, a knife wound that deep would propably have a lot of bleeding that would have shocked CWC, and it would be hard to make a straight cut there due to it being a hard to reach place, with bent duck and the naval factories in the way.
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Chris is a gigantic pussy, he has to wear a band around his medallion to stop it from making him uncomfortable...there is no way chris jammed a knife up his gouche.

It's a mixture of his unclit wound with rubbing against his underwear and general uncleanliness I would guess
 
Darndirty said:
Chris is a gigantic pussy, he has to wear a band around his medallion to stop it from making him uncomfortable...there is no way chris jammed a knife up his gouche.

It's a mixture of his unclit wound with rubbing against his underwear and general uncleanliness I would guess
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It's argued that while Chris has some form of sensory overload (the cloth on the medallion), he has a high tolerance for physical pain. Retard strength, if you will. I'm too lazy to research how valid this argument is, but I wouldn't put it passed Chris to slash himself a snatch.
 
How come Chris doesn't have gangrene or a fucked up infection? I think he's kinda lucky, I mean, GodBear punished him with autism but he was kind and give him a strong immunitary system. This is worst though, he will suffer a slow death until the unclit destroys him. We have Chris for a time folks.
 
pickleniggo said:
It's argued that while Chris has some form of sensory overload (the cloth on the medallion), he has a high tolerance for physical pain. exceptional individual strength, if you will. I'm too lazy to research how valid this argument is, but I wouldn't put it passed Chris to slash himself a snatch.
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Dude do you not think we wouldn't have gotten some crazy hospital story or something on facebook, a wound like that would bleed...profusely..ugh why are you making me picture Chris jamming knives up his taint, I already can't get the photo out of my head
 
skaytec said:
How come Chris doesn't have gangrene or a fucked up infection? I think he's kinda lucky, I mean, GodBear punished him with autism but he was kind and give him a strong immunitary system. This is worst though, he will suffer a slow death until the unclit destroys him. We have Chris for a time folks.
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He was soaking it in alcohol.
 
Darndirty said:
Dude do you not think we wouldn't have gotten some crazy hospital story or something on facebook, a wound like that would bleed...profusely..ugh why are you making me picture Chris jamming knives up his taint, I already can't get the photo out of my head
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I guess I would have worded that less harshly. I didn't mean to imply he literally cut himself, just that he has possibly don't some stretching and tearing. If putting it that way makes you happier then hey, cool.

skaytec said:
How come Chris doesn't have gangrene or a fucked up infection? I think he's kinda lucky, I mean, GodBear punished him with autism but he was kind and give him a strong immunitary system. This is worst though, he will suffer a slow death until the unclit destroys him. We have Chris for a time folks.
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For sure Chris has built up the strongest immune system by means of crapped briefs, hoarding, bug bites, and just being generally unhealthy. When you think about it, it makes total sense that he isn't dead from infection.
 
He described in his original post on the matter that it 'split open overnight', meaning it was an abscess with pressure behind it that finally drained. He's probably been encouraging the further 'opening' of it but it sounds too much like a real abscess for him to be lying. There's no fucking way he knifed himself a vagoo.
 
pickleniggo said:
I guess I would have worded that less harshly. I didn't mean to imply he literally cut himself, just that he has possibly don't some stretching and tearing. If putting it that way makes you happier then hey, cool.


For sure Chris has built up the strongest immune system by means of crapped briefs, hoarding, bug bites, and just being generally unhealthy. When you think about it, it makes total sense that he isn't dead from infection.
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I swear in that video where is trying to wake up Barb from her geriatric slumber, it looks as if he has food on his face.

alterid said:
He described in his original post on the matter that it 'split open overnight', meaning it was an abscess with pressure behind it that finally drained. He's probably been encouraging the further 'opening' of it but it sounds too much like a real abscess for him to be lying. There's no fucking way he knifed himself a vagoo.
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If this is true, this pristine hygiene is really a myth. Chris would have to be down there poking pretty deep with his newly elongated feminine nails to infect his taint like that. The abscess thing does seem likely seeing as he grew out his nails, since that is what girls do. I do not believe Chris has the mechanical coordination or visual coordination to make such a clean cut to his junk like that either.
 
King Kong... with wings? said:
I just got this idea after thinking a lot about your quote, care if I use your quote about Chris's life being a case study on many things for a post? I wonder if observations of his behaviors could be used by professionals to help prevent or at least mitigate such issues in the future by showing the consequences of ignoring the issues autism can cause?
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Certainly! Another important factor is childbirth in old age too. This statistic may be old, but I remember hearing the chance of having a child with Down's Syndrome is one in twelve for women over the age of 40.

There are so many factors in Chris' life to pick from. It makes for good discussion.
 
Marvin said:
He was soaking it in alcohol.
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From a physician - yes it checks out, he has a practice in the Bronx.

Dr. Jeff Mengas said:
"The best treatment for a fresh wound, or a wound that is not infected, is to keep it clean and let it heal on its own.

If you have just been cut, and it is an open cut and not a puncture cut, is to clean it out thoroughly with soap and water. You should not put alcohol in the wound. You should not put hydrogen peroxide in any strength in the wound.

After you clean the wound, you should cover it to keep it clean. It will heal on its own, without any intervention from you. Make sure your tetanus immunization is up to date.

Alcohol and hydrogen peroxide both kill bacterial cells. Unfortunately, there is no way these chemicals can differentiate between bacterial cells and your own cells. Your body needs to be able to grow its own cells so that the edges of the cut can grow together, and if you are killing the cells inside the wound you are defeating the purpose.

If you feel like you must do something, use a topical antibiotic like Bacitracin instead.

If it is a large deep puncture wound, do not remove the object embedded, as it may be compressing a severed artery and removing it ca precipitate bleeding. Otherwise, the treatment is the same: clean with soap and water, and cover to keep clean.

And above all, DO NOT USE ALCOHOL OR HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IN ANY STRENGTH."
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All emphasis is from the OP.

Source: https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-bad-to-pour-hydrogen-peroxide-and-alcohol-on-a-wound

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Just noticed he's a gynæcologist. What a coincidence.
 
I know Marvin knows Chris better than every other kiwi but I still can't wrap my head around the idea of Chris of all people hacking his smelly crotch with a knife. It just seems so uncharacteristic for a pussy like him.

Chris causing his skin to tear itself apart by stupidly fiddling with his un-clit and wearing undersized butt garments seems way more likely.
 
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