Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Mariposa Electrique said:
The fact that this thing broke out on the 15th sounds unlikely to me,
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I do think that something happened around that time. Chris posted his "I won't comment on rumours regarding personal stuff" comment on 17 July and nobody had any idea what the fuck he was referring to. It wouldn't be the first time he's led up to an announcement of something via obscure posts which make no sense.

So yeah, the wound may well have been there longer but may have only started bleeding recently or he may only have actually looked at it recently. We're unlikely to ever learn the true sequence of events because...Chris.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
So does a good diet and exercise.
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Chris's body to this point has been miraculously resistant to many things his woefully inactive and unhealthy lifestyle would usually result in. If Chris didn't suffer from Autism in regards to body coordination and actually put his body to work at a young age he might've been quite the athlete. The fact his metabolism stayed as strong as it did for as long as it did and that he rarely got ill even in his festering environment is a miracle in of itself.... I think his body just said fuck you around 2014.
 
geinus said:
Just arrived on the scene and didn't feel up to reading a full 94 pages about the horrifying state of Chris's taint, but given that most of us don't want him to die (yet) and getting him to actively go to a doctor and SHOW it to them is pretty necessary for his long-term survival outlook (and it's kind of dubious that he actually did that, because ointment alone ain't gonna cut it), can't one of his handlers talk him into getting his very first gynecological exam for his brand-new magic pussy? Make it sound like a whole right-of-passage, 'yay, you're a real girl!' thing?

I mean, sucks for the gynecologist who unsuspectingly ends up face-to-face with that, but at least they'd have an idea what they're looking at and wouldn't just be relying on Chris's jibberish for a diagnosis.
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When it really starts rotting and festering hopefully Chris will wander down to the local ER and ask them to check his vagina for a yeast infection or something. ERs are used to fucking insane people coming in all the time, I would feel bad for the gynecologist who gets tricked into seeing an obese mentally ill man.
 
repentance said:
I do think that something happened around that time. Chris posted his "I won't comment on rumours regarding personal stuff" comment on 17 July and nobody had any idea what the fuck he was referring to. It wouldn't be the first time he's led up to an announcement of something via obscure posts which make no sense.

So yeah, the wound may well have been there longer but may have only started bleeding recently or he may only have actually looked at it recently. We're unlikely to ever learn the true sequence of events because...Chris.
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Not only did it not make any sense then, it makes absolutely no sense now, even if he was trying to build up some sort of suspense for Vanity Fair magazine to come a' knockin', it still sounds completely ludicrous in hindsight. Rumors are usually something very social in nature, holes on your taint would be categorized as a secret. The only person that ever mentioned anything about rumor was Chris himself, but we already know about his horribly boring life. Even Chris' big name change was ruined by the farms.:'(
Buoyant Caracal said:
Just being Chris is enough to qualify him for a Darwin Award. It's not like he's going to reproduce anyway.
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He should just get the award for being able to dress himself after all the crazy and exceptional things he has done over the years.
hemolyzer said:
When it really starts rotting and festering hopefully Chris will wander down to the local ER and ask them to check his vagina for a yeast infection or something. ERs are used to fucking insane people coming in all the time, I would feel bad for the gynecologist who gets tricked into seeing an obese mentally ill man.
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The "Crazy Pacer" strikes at a hospital in Charlottesville, VA.

AnOminous said:
Maybe he's rubbing Estrogel on it.
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It costs too much to waste it like that, Chris would probably use a generic children's cough syrup instead.
 
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chupacabro said:
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I decided to play Chris's binaural beat video yesterday for shit and giggles. My dog hated it. I hope her uterus doesn't regenerate.
 
hemolyzer said:
I would feel bad for the gynecologist who gets tricked into seeing an obese mentally ill man.
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I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with Chris in real life in a professional or personal capacity, ever. Realistically, though, once sepsis takes off it's a freight train; more health-conscious people than Chris regularly lose appendages to it by not getting it treated in time. Wait for dumbass to decide something's wrong, and it's either all over or the beginning of the flipper baby saga.
 
geinus said:
Just arrived on the scene and didn't feel up to reading a full 94 pages about the horrifying state of Chris's taint, but given that most of us don't want him to die (yet) and getting him to actively go to a doctor and SHOW it to them is pretty necessary for his long-term survival outlook (and it's kind of dubious that he actually did that, because ointment alone ain't gonna cut it), can't one of his handlers talk him into getting his very first gynecological exam for his brand-new magic pussy? Make it sound like a whole right-of-passage, 'yay, you're a real girl!' thing?

I mean, sucks for the gynecologist who unsuspectingly ends up face-to-face with that, but at least they'd have an idea what they're looking at and wouldn't just be relying on Chris's jibberish for a diagnosis.
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I agree with everyone who's been saying he should be told to see an obgyn. One of his gal pals should explain that every woman goes once a year for an exam. Knowing Chris he'll jump at the chance to do something real women do. There's also a (slim) chance that once he explains his magic vagina to the obgyn, they get social services involved and force him to get help.

repentance said:
I do think that something happened around that time. Chris posted his "I won't comment on rumours regarding personal stuff" comment on 17 July and nobody had any idea what the fuck he was referring to. It wouldn't be the first time he's led up to an announcement of something via obscure posts which make no sense.

So yeah, the wound may well have been there longer but may have only started bleeding recently or he may only have actually looked at it recently. We're unlikely to ever learn the true sequence of events because...Chris.
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The day before that someone posted a fake text from Chris saying Barb move out. Chris wouldn't comment because he thought people would send him money.
 
Something that I find interesting vis-a-vis the whole "does Chris know this is a wound?" situation is the fact that he's been in exactly this position before. When Unclit Mk 1 became infected, he decided it looked like labia and was very happy until he was convinced to go to the doctor. A similar but worse wound has opened up in exactly the same place and once again he's decided it's a vag. It adds an extra layer to the mental gymnastics.
FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy said:
I keep wondering what the charlatans who put out that subliminal tape nonsense would think of this. Would they drop the act and admit it's crap to get him to the hospital, or are they so deluded/morally bankrupt that they would congratulate him and tell him their aural witchcraft was effective?
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These people are quacks, but they make sure to post a disclaimer on their videos, so they know it's BS. Still, there are plenty of ways they could advise Chris to go to hospital without exposing their lies. Just say something like, "Actually it doesn't happen like that, what you have is a wound, the real hypnotic process takes longer." TBH, I suspect they're more likely to run as far away as possible.
 
Angel Bob said:
I agree with everyone who's been saying he should be told to see an obgyn. One of his gal pals should explain that every woman goes once a year for an exam. Knowing Chris he'll jump at the chance to do something real women do.
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Nothing is stopping you from trying it yourself, instead of ordering everyone beside yourself to do it. Most of his gal pals aren't gal pals anyway.
 
"Body horror" was a relatively new concept in the early 80s with movies like The Fly and The Thing and writing from so-called "Splatterpunk" authors.

What Chris is going through is super similar in a lot of ways; perhaps too fine a point but his self-assurance that he's growing a vagina is similar to Seth Brundle's initial transformation into something "better" than human before he became a steaming pus-filled fly monster.
 
I walk away. For 48 72 hours. I come back to this.

WHAT?
 
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Idle query; has he mentioned if this thing gives him any pain? If he's faffing around with it like a tard, I'd imagine it to be agonizing. The last time I got a serious cut, it infuriated me for days, and that wasn't even worthy of direct medical attention.
 
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