Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Orkeosaurus]

In the event that Chris is suddenly forced to go to the hospital, how would we know about it?

The obits

 

[ON 190]

Maybe this is just the natural life cycle of the autist. Nature truly is magnificent, isn't she?

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I'm mostly concerned for my entertainment. He's all out of lulz, sure. But he hasn't ceased to be a spectacle. It's like a train wreck. I want to look away, but I can't. I haven't donated to this ass, ever. I do other things in my spare time. Namely, work, and sometimes helping the LBGTQ+ community with projects.

thank you for proving me wrong. I was always thinking a lot of the people on here were more concerned about someone who has proven himself incapable of doing much good on society time and time again than about other people who at least respect societal norms. But again you volunteering with the LBGTQ community at times is good.

Do body piercings get Keloids though? I thought it was only in places with cartilage such as the upper ears and nose. Keloids most often occur when you keep prodding at a healing piercing, or even a fully healed one if you're sensitive to it. You can even get them just from sleeping on the side where you have a cartilage piercing too often, so it's not surprising if Chris does have one there. Keloids also tend to be more like a lump around the jewellery than an actual scar, unless when Chris says it "opened" up he meant the lump split. An uninfected keloid would make sense in terms of it not producing puss or being painful (if he's telling the truth) as at worse it would just weep and produce serum which is clear.

However that only explains his "labia" though, he still has an open channel into his body somehow just waiting for some nasty infection to incubate. Whatever he has it's a combination of scar tissue and some other bad juju going on inside his body.

Keloids also can be caused by other things such as intense thermal or radiological burns, but from what I heard about them they are said to happen more often in those of darker skin tones. This being stated by the National Center for Biotechnology Information with the chances for keloids occurring ranging from 15-20% for those of African, Asian, or Latino descent.

 

[NQ 952]

I have a bad feeling this thread is never going to die until chris shows us his healed taint.

why.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I have a bad feeling this thread is never going to die until chris shows us his healed taint.

why.

The Autism Eclipse never passes easily.

 

[repentance]

I have a bad feeling this thread is never going to die until chris shows us his healed taint.

why.

Nah, it's going to take months to heal and he's bound to do something ridiculous to divert our attention before then.

 

[Mikeula]

Keloids also can be caused by other things such as intense thermal or radiological burns, but from what I heard about them they are said to happen more often in those of darker skin tones. This being stated by the National Center for Biotechnology Information with the chances for keloids occurring ranging from 15-20% for those of African, Asian, or Latino descent.

What about Cherokee?

 

[Mason Verger]

I don't know, I think Chris's new pussy is kinda cool!

 

[alterid]

Spoiler: evolution of ass

Okay, pulled together a full slide of the images. Going pretty megasperg on this, but the human body is fucking amazing, man. I honestly wish I kept to school instead of just going into day trading.

I think if we're to look at this forensically. I believe the tear we know now is due to his repiercing which essentially pierced the point where his intergluteal cleft met with his perineum. His perineum already sustained a good deal of damage from the rejection process, and in turn further with the use of rubbing alcohol. Note the jump between image 2 to image 3, there seems to be a conjoinment of the original wound and the intergluteal cleft. I believe Chris pierced the point where his intergluteal cleft met the perineum, which meant he dove quite deep with the baby pin, but would explain why it appears the wound was so deep. It began to push the piercing out once again, along with the torsion and tension provided by walking and chafing to cause the granulated tissue, giving the effect that it looked deeper, when in turn we're basically looking at a man who extended his asscrack by means of piercing the bridge of skin of where his asscrack ends and his gooch begins and it won't heal due to the factors already stated.


q.e.d I have too much fucking time on my hands.

I don't think he re-pierced it this time around if that's what you mean.

I think the initial piercings scarred considerably because he did it twice back then and played around with it a lot at the time. He even mentioned then that he liked it because to him it looked like labia lips. It recently developed an abscess because it healed poorly and probably with bacteria trapped inside and there was a logical weaker area between the lines of scar tissue for it to separate once the abscess reached a bursting point, giving it what he thinks is a labial appearance.

 

[autism420]

i can't wait until chris tracks down all of you and takes out his revenge

 

[biledriver]

my eyes are bleeding

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

The lack of updates is getting to me. I feel the same way when I need a cigarette.

 

[Sanshain]

I don't think he re-pierced it this time around if that's what you mean.

I think the initial piercings scarred considerably because he did it twice back then and played around with it a lot at the time. He even mentioned then that he liked it because to him it looked like labia lips. It recently developed an abscess because it healed poorly and probably with bacteria trapped inside and there was a logical weaker area between the lines of scar tissue for it to separate once the abscess reached a bursting point, giving it what he thinks is a labial appearance.

Did somebody mention that he re pierced it himself, on his own?

 

[Buoyant Caracal]

Spoiler: evolution of ass

Okay, pulled together a full slide of the images. Going pretty megasperg on this, but the human body is fucking amazing, man. I honestly wish I kept to school instead of just going into day trading.

I think if we're to look at this forensically. I believe the tear we know now is due to his repiercing which essentially pierced the point where his intergluteal cleft met with his perineum. His perineum already sustained a good deal of damage from the rejection process, and in turn further with the use of rubbing alcohol. Note the jump between image 2 to image 3, there seems to be a conjoinment of the original wound and the intergluteal cleft. I believe Chris pierced the point where his intergluteal cleft met the perineum, which meant he dove quite deep with the baby pin, but would explain why it appears the wound was so deep. It began to push the piercing out once again, along with the torsion and tension provided by walking and chafing to cause the granulated tissue, giving the effect that it looked deeper, when in turn we're basically looking at a man who extended his asscrack by means of piercing the bridge of skin of where his asscrack ends and his gooch begins and it won't heal due to the factors already stated.


q.e.d I have too much fucking time on my hands.

What a time to be joining this forum. I'm impressed.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris still has faith in the subliminal videos. He liked a video called "Super Biokinesis Booster" today.

It's not a good sign. He told Marvin's source that he finally realized it's a wound, so why is he still listening to the videos?

Not rubbing alcohol. It was an appropriate treatment, something Chris wouldn't have thought of on his own.

Someone scared him into thinking someone might call 911 on him. Plus "hoax" doesn't sting as much as "wound" does in his mind.

I think you once said that, if Chris changes opinions on something, he'll often slip back to his original mindset if no one keeps calling him out on his bullshit.

Was that the case with the macing, where he thought he was the victim, changed his mind when someone pointed out the video, but eventually slipped backwards to insisting he was the victim again?

Could the same happen with the wound, if he did realize that's what it is? If people aren't actively pestering him to see a doctor like on the day he announced it, could he go back into thinking it's a labia again?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Chris still has faith in the subliminal videos. He liked a video called "Super Biokinesis Booster" today.

It's not a good sign. He told Marvin's source that he finally realized it's a wound, so why is he still listening to the videos?

Well Chris has the amazing ability to hold 2 completely contradictory points of view without even realising the clash. I can easily imagine him thinking along the lines of "Just because the 'vagina' is actually a wound doesn't mean the videos don't work."

 

[Jack Awful]

Well Chris has the amazing ability to hold 2 completely contradictory opinions without even realising the clash. I can easily imagine him thinking along the lines of "Just because the 'vagina' is actually a wound doesn't mean the videos don't work."

I'm just happy he's getting the wound cleaned.
He can believe whatever he wants as long as it isn't actively killing him.
(Plus, the idea of him watching these videos is funny on its own, as long as he doesn't pull shit like this wound stuff)

 

[Queen of the hoard]

"IMPORTANT--Do not forget to "like" the video to activate the magic.."

In the description of the binaural beats videos it says it won't work if you don't like it lol that's why Chris makes sure he likes the videos in case the magic won't work without liking the videos

 

[JULAY]

There will come a sad day in the near future when this FAT FUCK will die and we will hath lost our most prized LULZCOW.

We should all realize that this FAT FUCK is not forever... One of these days, he abscess going to rot out his intestines even worse than his McDonalds consumption. That is, after he pulls his pants down in Game Stop and uploads it to the internet in order to prove that he is a TRUE AND HONEST woman. So when the time comes for his inevitable burial.

So that's why we must form a DEATH DAY PARTY for our friend, Christian Weston Chandler. I'm saying we should IRL crash & raid his funeral, turning it into a "FUN!"-eral, wearing Guy Fawkes masks and pickle suits and all "PARTY HARD!!!" with loud music, free food, and drink. Brute males are utmost welcome .

We should spend the time there giving all these "sincere" mementos and speeches about how Christian sucked and how the state of Virginia will be better off without him and how the mysterious smell has finally dissipated!

Most importantly, the "big speech", we must recite his entire life and all his failures to everyone there, starting from his failure to say mommie (MUNKY!) to his creation Sonichu, to the inevitable future moment when he pulls his pants down in Game Stop and has his abscess spray pus and blood all over the clerks.

Then, after we finish telling our audience every single minor detail, complete with projector screens showing every CWC video from the CWCville library youtube channel, in chronological order I may add, we will all proceed to spit, fart, piss, shit, and masturbate on his tombstone, kicking it and screaming "FUCK LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" "FUCK YOUR LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" and write "REST IN PIECES FAG" on the headstone while other may pour pickles and tartar sauce all over his grave. Firecrackers are also a necessity, I would suggest lighting them off at the start of our raid, as hundreds of people in Blue-Armed Sonic The Hedgehog costumes storm the gates open blasting confetti over bystanders.

I'd itch to dig up the corpse and set it on fire but I digress that to be too much, because the smell of burning ASS and AXE would be FAR too much to handle. However I will say by the time we start to close out we will bring forth the shattered remains of his treasured Sonichu medallion. We sprinkle the hardened crayola model magic shards on the mess of pickles and tartar sauce like nuts on a sundae. The cherry. you may ask? His high school ring.

After we're done, and everybody cheers us for our grand show, we pass out political activist pamphlets for abortion and against welfare , for we must educate America on how to prevent fucktards.

And thus, the first, and last CWC convention. It would be the perfect spot for the first and last "CWC"-con, with major trolling celebrities welcome to come. The red carpet should definitely be rolled out for Blue Spike and Liquid Chris. In the course of the main events, such as the "big speech", panels will be held by the likes of veterans trolling celebrities and JULAY! fags alike.

After all, if the endless supply of LULZ were to die, we have to make sure it goes out with a BANG!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/funeral-x-travaganza-jpg.301/

Always nice to see one of the classics.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Since Marvin said the doctor gave Chris some advice on this and Chris is finally aware this is a wound, will he be safe now?
I mean, if he takes care of himself as well as he does with Barb... I still doubt if he's going to treat that thing, it's the vagina he wanted so badly, what will he announce next time about it? That he magically lost it? Is he sad about this, happy, doesn't mind?


I agree with you but, does it really make that much of a difference if his friends were the only ones allowed to comment his FB before? If Chris wants to know any other opinion (which I doubt), there are other places to check and we are still getting his updates here, we have people in charge of that.
I have a feeling Kengle (or any other of those FB people who are always commenting his statuses) told him to do this "friends only" thing so nobody else interferes in his "public life" anymore or maybe Chris is just tired of getting so many messages from people worried about his taint.

It could be that he is tired, but he probably is closing ranks, so people will stop interfering. This is the "Don't Call Anybody" guy.

Chris still has faith in the subliminal videos. He liked a video called "Super Biokinesis Booster" today.

It's not a good sign. He told Marvin's source that he finally realized it's a wound, so why is he still listening to the videos?


I think you once said that, if Chris changes opinions on something, he'll often slip back to his original mindset if no one keeps calling him out on his bullshit.

Was that the case with the macing, where he thought he was the victim, changed his mind when someone pointed out the video, but eventually slipped backwards to insisting he was the victim again?

Could the same happen with the wound, if he did realize that's what it is? If people aren't actively pestering him to see a doctor like on the day he announced it, could he go back into thinking it's a labia again?

I am not surprised that Chris is still liking those insane videos that even 7-10 year olds would perceive you as retarded for watching. This is a habit for Chris

• 1. He believed(s) he had(s) billions of true and honest loyal fans despite being isolated and constantly surrounded by the hoard and animal waste.
• 2. He thought he could curse someone with some awkward hand movements and yelling without even doing research on spiritual or magikal practices.
• 3. He thought Catherine and The Wallflower were True and Honest Sweethearts that wanted to trib until their lady parts fell off despite being directly told that they were never in a real relationship. (He still wants to believe that Megan was his ex and some of his trolls were female sweethearts)
• 4. He actually believed that there were women out there wanting to get their hands on his dead swimmers, in spite of being rejected by sperm bank and most if not all the women he has ever encountered.
• 5. He wanted to be a female stripper, and after being rejected, he was soliciting help from others to find a strip club that would take someone, who looks like Chris (No HRT, No Breast Tissue, and No real physical feminity)
• 6. 1-5 are just the tip of the iceberg, he also has a page with tons of information on the cwcwiki chronicling his tenuous grasp on reality.
• 7. He actually thinks that a vagina magical or otherwise will give him everything he wants despite the fact that he is still obviously male (and would probably look very similar after massive amounts of HRT due to age)

I know that people think that he is not a good liar and he probably is not, but with all of his other delusional behaviour he *might* be very adept at making himself believe certain things to avoid true and honest concrete reality.