Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Mariposa Electrique said:
That has already been established, Chris spilled the beans about catching scabies from his dear mother (Maury Spooning), and Bob was quarantined in the hospital before he died of heart failure for serious and contagious bug bites. I think we would have a better time of deducing which room at 14 BC does not have an overwhelming odor of animal waste, human waste, Christine's Pristine Navy, and bacterial toxins (mildew, mold, etcetera).
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Well the dogs shit and pissed in the house. Barb admitted it in the Catherine video, then add "scabies flies" (any clue what that is)? I'm guessing it just means scabies, since he uses it reference to holes in Barb. The issue is scabies don't really leave holes, and are usually on the webbing of your fingers and toes, behind your ears and in your buttcrack. Scabies aren't flies though...
so we have unidentified flying biting bugs, dog shit, and some sort of contagious bug/parasite confirmed. Fleas are kind of a given at this point. Plus mold, mildew and cum stains. It all equals one house I wouldn't step foot in.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
Well the dogs shit and pissed in the house. Barb admitted it in the Catherine video, then add "scabies flies" (any clue what that is)? I'm guessing it just means scabies, since he uses it reference to holes in Barb. The issue is scabies don't really leave holes, and are usually on the webbing of your fingers and toes, behind your ears and in your buttcrack. Scabies aren't flies though...
so we have unidentified flying biting bugs, dog shit, and some sort of contagious bug/parasite confirmed. Fleas are kind of a given at this point. Plus mold, mildew and cum stains. It all equals one house I wouldn't step foot in.
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I think Chris avoids the worst of it by cloistering himself in his room, I have no idea what Barb does.
 
The existence of this thread is a disgrace. The only reason I didn't close it permanently is its megathread status.
 
RandomAccessTrolling said:
I wonder if Chris suddenly came to his senses how hard the shock would kill him

I think he's already past the point of no return now though
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Pretty much. Chris' autism and stupidity are really a blessing. I truly think that if he ever saw himself the way others see him, his mind would snap.

(That's probably true for a lot of people, but I think it's especially true here. He has to cling to his delusion of being a sexy lesbian. It's literally all he has.)
 
Guy Smiley said:
Pretty much. Chris' autism and stupidity are really a blessing
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Add narrow-minded and stubborness to it as well to complete the whole picture.

Guy Smiley said:
(That's probably true for a lot of people, but I think it's especially true here. He has to cling to his delusion of being a sexy lesbian. It's literally all he has.)
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Aside his delusions he still has some skills (not that they're great). However what saddens me for the most part is he doesn't bother to put effort to obtain new skills or greatly improve his existing ones (even for the sake of easing his own mind). This situation calls for a really dramatic ending.
 
Suicidal Emo Panda said:
Add narrow-minded and stubborness to it as well to complete the whole picture.
Aside his delusions he still has some skills (not that they're great). However what saddens me for the most part is he doesn't bother to put effort to obtain new skills or greatly improve his existing ones (even for the sake of easing his own mind). This situation calls for a really dramatic ending.
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Imagine the average person spent 1/10th the time Chris has had working on their own skills. The saddest part is Chris refuses to grow up (Not that that hasn't been said a million times before).
 
RandomAccessTrolling said:
I wonder if Chris suddenly came to his senses how hard the shock would kill him

I think he's already past the point of no return now though
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At least during the various troll sagas, Chris had people he was interested in, who were actively talking to him, despite the shady reasons.

These days, seems like only weens and people who tell him "Don't do this", "See a doctor" are the only ones that are interacting with him.

These days? With Barb on her last legs, Chris is probably feeling very alone.
 
I've been gone from the forum for several months, and come back to this.

THIS.

God damn it, of all the ways that Chris could possibly die, I never saw this coming. Now that it has come, it's not much a surprise, considering what led up to it.
 
CalmMyTits said:
I've been gone from the forum for several months, and come back to this.

THIS.

God damn it, of all the ways that Chris could possibly die, I never saw this coming. Now that it has come, it's not much a surprise, considering what led up to it.
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Chris won't die. His genes are too resilient. Bob lived to 84 eating McDonalds, I don't see Chris having his first heart attack until his late 40's early 50's at least.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
Well the dogs shit and pissed in the house. Barb admitted it in the Catherine video, then add "scabies flies" (any clue what that is)? I'm guessing it just means scabies, since he uses it reference to holes in Barb. The issue is scabies don't really leave holes, and are usually on the webbing of your fingers and toes, behind your ears and in your buttcrack. Scabies aren't flies though...
so we have unidentified flying biting bugs, dog shit, and some sort of contagious bug/parasite confirmed. Fleas are kind of a given at this point. Plus mold, mildew and cum stains. It all equals one house I wouldn't step foot in.
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He calls them "flies" and "bugs". It wouldn't surprise me if Chris couldn't grasp the difference between that and mites.
Scabies can wind up all over your body if an infestation gets bad enough, and they leave little tunnels where they burrow, which sort of open up into holes as they get pushed closer to the skin or tear open from scratching (kinda like Chris's taint).
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They also can produce a burning sensation on top of plain itchiness, which would explain Barb's use of ice packs, and they're generally localised to and caught from a person unlike bed bugs, which attack an entire household. Plus they're super contagious and hard to get rid of (unlike body lice), so that would make sense for the quarantine.
 
CalmMyTits said:
I've been gone from the forum for several months, and come back to this.

THIS.

God damn it, of all the ways that Chris could possibly die, I never saw this coming. Now that it has come, it's not much a surprise, considering what led up to it.
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Chris cannot die yet, are you kidding? Chris is actually seeking true and honest medical treatment that will actually enable him to give birth to the Anti-Christ. At the earliest,Chris will not pass until the year 6,666. In fact, Chris just consulted with his high tech physician sent from the future to make sure that Chris can regenerate for thousands of years.
Chris' doctor can be found on youtube, he even liked his video
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The first things that will be regenerated are Chris' brain and hairline
 
Nekomata12 said:
He calls them "flies" and "bugs". It wouldn't surprise me if Chris couldn't grasp the difference between that and mites.
Scabies can wind up all over your body if an infestation gets bad enough, and they leave little tunnels where they burrow, which sort of open up into holes as they get pushed closer to the skin or tear open from scratching (kinda like Chris's taint).
Scabies-Burrows-Pictures-1.jpg

scabies_s6_burrow_skin.jpg
They also can produce a burning sensation on top of plain itchiness, which would explain Barb's use of ice packs, and they're generally localised to and caught from a person unlike bed bugs, which attack an entire household. Plus they're super contagious and hard to get rid of (unlike body lice), so that would make sense for the quarantine.
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One can only imagine the infection down there that will literally make him a bigger cunt. As for the pain, I still can't imagine how he can deal with it.
 
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