After reading through this trainwreck of a thread, I'd like to present my theory on what is going on medically. Its slightly different than the major theories:
-Definitely started with the unclit. The unclit migrate and created a larger open wound under the skin that never resolved itself. Poor hygiene and movement involved in that area, combined with Chris's pain tolerance, resulted in a slow growing abscess under the wound, but nothing terrible. Just occasionally bloody and pus-producing enough to occasionally buy panty liners.
- After 2 years of festering, the abscess reached the skin and burst, in the shape of the unclit migration because the area was already weakened.
-He admits to treating it with rubbing alcohol. I think this means he probably poured rubbing alcohol into it regularly, in addition to god knows what, and it dealt with any infection from inside the wound/abscess. This explains why the edges don't appear to be inflamed or infected, which is insane to me.
So I don't think he currently has an abscess tunneling into his abdomen. I think he has a gaping wound that he did a surprisingly good job caring for initially, and now that he's done that he's going to start dildoing poop particles straight into it, and kill him. I'd say endgame has another 5 years at least.