2025 Jeffrey Epstein Files

[JoshPlz]

Spoiler: EFTA00000140.pdf, EFTA00000141.pdf: weird pictures of children

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Spoiler: EFTA00000189.pdf: I fail to understand pedo humor

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Spoiler: EFTA00000188.pdf: picture of child

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Spoiler: EFTA00000216.pdf: a girl on Epstein's shoulders. Ew

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Spoiler: EFTA000002.pdf, EFTA00000273.pdf: what the fuck

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Spoiler: EFTA00000247.pdf: cuck chair

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All the obvious pedo shit is creepy, but that dedicated phone next to the bidet is easily the most unhinged thing there. Bidet's are for washing your ass and/or genitals. You don't sit on them for a longer period of time, like one may on a toilet. It's a narrow, uncomfortable rim of cold porcelain. In no normal scenario would you need a dedicated phone right there. The cable is too short for it to reach anywhere else too.

Something about it makes me deeply uncomfortable. I keep trying to come up with explanations, but even the most fucked up ones make no sense. The reason is probably absolutely horrifying.

 

[pooterino]

but that dedicated phone next to the bidet is easily the most unhinged thing there

It's obviously there so Epstein et al. can sit down to wash the dirt (blood, cum, feces?) off of their genitals while picking up the phone to ring the butler/fixer to bring champagne, cocaine, and some sedatives (champagne and cocaine for the men and sedatives to keep the 14 year old from keeping you up all night crying in the corner).

Edit: it's good that you're having trouble thinking up explanations, JoshPlz. I just watch too much true crime like a wamman and my head immediately filled in some blanks. Just gotta get into a Dean Corll-mindset, ugh.

 

[Awssum Possum]

After much investigation I have come to the conclusion that Jeffrey Epstein may have been a paedophile

 

[JoshPlz]

It's obviously there so Epstein et al. can sit down to wash the dirt (blood, cum, feces?) off of their genitals while picking up the phone to ring the butler/fixer to bring champagne, cocaine, and some sedatives (champagne and cocaine for the men and sedatives to keep the 14 year old from keeping you up all night crying in the corner).

I didn't want to say it, but having victims sit on there until the bleeding stops did come to mind. The phone may be to signal when the bleeding doesn't stop. Has to be something fucked up like that.

 

[neger psykolog]

All the obvious pedo shit is creepy, but that dedicated phone next to the bidet is easily the most unhinged thing there. Bidet's are for washing your ass and/or genitals. You don't sit on them for a longer period of time, like one may on a toilet. It's a narrow, uncomfortable rim of cold porcelain. In no normal scenario would you need a dedicated phone right there. The cable is too short for it to reach anywhere else too.

Something about it makes me deeply uncomfortable. I keep trying to come up with explanations, but even the most fucked up ones make no sense. The reason is probably absolutely horrifying.

It is very common in high end hotels and in rich people's homes to have telephones accessible from the shitter. It really is not abnormal at all in this context.

Of course some do not have anything like this but it really is hardly unique - think of the scarface movie and the nigga had a phone in his hot tub.

It is however, a very 80s/90s thing because mobile phones now exist. In older style rich people's houses you'll often find dedicated rooms for stupid old fashion tech like fax machines and CCTV monitors that are vastly outdated.

 

[Taser Confetti]

To the unnamed men and women in government who had to look at hundreds and perhaps thousands of pictures of CSAM and abused kids, I pray you have a restful nights sleep.

I don't know about Feds but I can speak for my state's police - the CSAM/kid fucking squad is a volunteer force. They're only allowed to do it 6 months at a time and get mandatory counseling. Truly the most thankless job on Earth.

 

[Kether]

(Prince Andrew probably is a midwit though)

we have his O and A levels, if thats a midwit everyone else in the UK must be retarded. He's also an admiral, and did the Royal Marine course. Kiwifarms proudly supports its veterans. I just find it odd you think every scientist in the manhattan project is on par with an illegal immigrant standing outside home depot. i agree about low impulse control and low iq being linked, look at Warski but its odd to put so many people in the low IQ sector

He came off kinda chill in the emails.
Seems to be generally apolitical (ideologically speaking) but invested in weapon smuggling/trading and being some type of a "deal glue"between the us and countries like qatar and saudi.
He also talked about African politics and election and was a friend with some of these politicians.

if you remember Armand Hammer, that was his whole deal too, any financial deals between the USSR and US, he was the go between and its how he made most of his money. being a rich guy who can get you whatever you need probably leads to a lot of sweet business deals and hot tips vs actually working a job. Epstein was somehow roped into a scheme involving Howard Stern's old radio archives and forcing sirius to buy them at exaggerated prices, probably made millions off of just that deal.

Epstein was like an upscale better call saul, when you needed something "he knows a guy" and the pedo stuff was probably part of how he roped you into being someone he can get favors from.

The guy who played Steve from Harvester was also a convicted pedophile.

thats why they hired him, they say multiple times "you always were a kidtoucher steve"

 

[FatalTater]

I kinda want to sneak a picture of the DashCon ball pit into the files and see how long it takes anyone to notice.

 

[two3oh9]

Something about it makes me deeply uncomfortable. I keep trying to come up with explanations, but even the most fucked up ones make no sense. The reason is probably absolutely horrifying.

I think what's most unsettling about it is that it's basically a closet with a bidet, a phone and, a cat picture. Oh and a bottle of expensive "Cotton flower liquid Marseille handsoap" soap.
Fucking weird.

 

[R00T]

Would you say those emails were purposefully released to focus on Bannon, Wolfe, and the like 5 other people of note in them?

And would you say that anyone has really pursued the Bannon emails beyond their release? People didn't immediately jump at the Bannon ones. The focus with the emails were primarily Wolfe and the congresswoman talking to him during depositions, and that university president. There has been no deep dive into Bannon after the emails and you just have to look at this thread. Bannon's role in particular has not been used for any popular narratives. No one at Fox has asked why Trump's original Kingmaker was using Epstein to leverage talks between America and Russia. I'm sure if you asked most people they would not even associate his name with the files.

No people are showcasing those specific things because that's the only thing of interest right now.

It's not of interest because it has nothing to do with Epstein. It's a false equivalence to compare this to the emails. People weren't pushing an email Bannon or Wolfe sent to John Q. Dick and passing it off as a smoking gun for the Epstein files. Fox News is trying to point at a picture of MJ and Clinton with Diana Ross as evidence of crimes, and when it's something so blatantly wrong it makes you now have to question if anything in the files is going to be true. It has to be intentional since they've already been caught moving and removing evidence files. Hell now they could post pictures of Trump with blacked out faces and argue it's just random pictures from something unrelated.

 

[Barleys]

People weren't pushing an email Bannon or Wolfe sent to John Q. Dick and passing it off as a smoking gun for the Epstein files.

You weren't here when the emails first dropped. Were you? People here were talking about Bannon, and Wolfe trying to get blackmail on the then president. Openly talking about overthrowing him etc.
You're also doing exactly what you're accusing media outlets of doing over the emails, you're pushing away from what is known to speculate about shit you want to be right about.

 

[neger psykolog]

For anyone using the Jmail website (https://www.jmail.world) it lists all the released emails as if you were using gmail to browse them - it is really good except the replies are not really in order so you need to click through multiple emails to find responses and they're still not in order.

I found this exchange interesting:

https://www.jmail.world/thread/HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_030899?view=inbox

 

[VM_]

 

[The Seaman]

He was there once to buy a house who happened to be owned by epstein. Not everyone who happens to have a picture with epstein or in his log books or whatever is a child fiddler. Epstein had his fingers in many different things other than children.

ftfy

 

[Monkeymanbob]

It's obviously there so Epstein et al. can sit down to wash the dirt (blood, cum, feces?) off of their genitals while picking up the phone to ring the butler/fixer to bring champagne, cocaine, and some sedatives (champagne and cocaine for the men and sedatives to keep the 14 year old from keeping you up all night crying in the corner).

Edit: it's good that you're having trouble thinking up explanations, JoshPlz. I just watch too much true crime like a wamman and my head immediately filled in some blanks. Just gotta get into a Dean Corll-mindset, ugh.

Where is Christ

How isn’t the true crime angle explored more with Epstein? The more I think about it the crazier it seems to me that every co-worker/cousin/mom/sister/whoeverthefuck isn’t talking about it more. It’s mostly uncles right now. Is this too real to be exploited for true crime for women content? That seems like a good way to keep people talking regardless of political affiliation

or a good way to make money

 

[Oriental_Wheelchair]

Just leaving some good links for further exploration that can give context to all this evil bullshit. You don't have to beileve it yourself but the people with power 100% do!

https://strangerinajewishworld.blogspot.com/2020/08/two-worlds-paradigm-example-of-satanism.html

https://www.programmedtokill.net/european-pedophile-networks

https://www.programmedtokill.net/mcmartin-preschool

https://www.exposingsatanism.org/satanic-ritual-calendar/

https://youtu.be/BtlWoqWLm9Q?si=ONEUatoq4NC6TJ7j

All of this shit feels like a fever nightmare that no sane human would enjoy.
But that's exactly why I feel like it.
Because I'm sane.
I'm a working class man who has to tackle hardship and duties on a daily basis.
Because of this "tax on my existance" I'm hard locked out of reaching such level of hedonism.
All of this is believable because I recall my rotten spoiled niece who would act out over petty shit, abuse substances and enjoy taunting knowing full well she would never recieve as little as slap on a wrist, though she deserved Tyson knock-outs.
Someone can be rotten spoiled while still being at best middle-class rich from 90s Poland.
So you can probably imagine just how rotten spoiled are world elites who, for all intent and purposes, are almost entirely seperate species and the only thing they have in common with rest of humanity is the fact that they will die out of old age... for now atleast.
Plebian hobbies like movies, sports, gaming, traveling and cullinary just dont make them feel alive because they dont have to work for it like we do.
So what's left for them to rock their socks off?
Playing god.
A lot of gnostic shit makes a sense to me now.
Ofcourse these total hedonist monsters buy into gnosticism.
Ofcourse God is a snake with a lion head who made reality faulty just to make them suffer.
They think that because that's what they would do in his place as they do right now with all humans beneath them.
Their desire for Gnosis is just another example of their hubris and their libel of God is just projection.
I realize now everyone projects because it only makes sense everyone would talk with absolute confidence about ideas they see clearly in their heads.
I am so glad I'm just a simple working class men who has to struggle.

 

[monk]

I think what's most unsettling about it is that it's basically a closet with a bidet, a phone and, a cat picture. Oh and a bottle of expensive "Cotton flower liquid Marseille handsoap" soap.
Fucking weird.

I didn't want to say it, but having victims sit on there until the bleeding stops did come to mind. The phone may be to signal when the bleeding doesn't stop. Has to be something fucked up like that.

It is very common in high end hotels and in rich people's homes to have telephones accessible from the shitter. It really is not abnormal at all in this context.

Of course some do not have anything like this but it really is hardly unique - think of the scarface movie and the nigga had a phone in his hot tub.

It is however, a very 80s/90s thing because mobile phones now exist. In older style rich people's houses you'll often find dedicated rooms for stupid old fashion tech like fax machines and CCTV monitors that are vastly outdated.

All the obvious pedo shit is creepy, but that dedicated phone next to the bidet is easily the most unhinged thing there. Bidet's are for washing your ass and/or genitals. You don't sit on them for a longer period of time, like one may on a toilet. It's a narrow, uncomfortable rim of cold porcelain. In no normal scenario would you need a dedicated phone right there. The cable is too short for it to reach anywhere else too.

Something about it makes me deeply uncomfortable. I keep trying to come up with explanations, but even the most fucked up ones make no sense. The reason is probably absolutely horrifying.

I can think of at least one thing that a bidet might be useful other than washing your taint. I never use it for that, but I often wash my feet in it. It can also be used to hand wash laundry, muddy shoes or other stuff. All of those, except feet, can be washed in the sink too, but maybe you want to soak some stuff, and use the sink for other stuff at the same time while it's soaking.
It could also be used as an urinal, though I'd never use it for that, it is possible. An urinal is pretty useless for anything other than men pissing in it, but a bidet has many more uses and can be used by either sex.
As to why there's a phone there? Beats me, maybe when the phone system installer asked them in which rooms they want to have phones, they just said literally every room cause they couldn't be bothered to sit down and evaluate each and every room in their hundred-room billion dollar mansion. And when it was all done, they couldn't be bothered to tell them to take it out when it was already in there, cause they had better things to do, like have sex orgies and do drugs with other rich people, rather than spend time worrying about whether a phone in a bidet room makes sense.
It could also be a "we're so rich we can even afford to have a room dedicated to just a bidet" brag to other people that come to visit. You know narcissistic rich people like to show off how rich they are.

 

[Caligura]

All of these pictures of Epstein trying too hard to be intimate while Maxwell just looks like a statue pretending to be hot.

Even for potential sex offenders and the ones assisting them, they don’t really seem like smart, conniving people.

"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others."

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

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https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%202/EFTA00003367.pdf

Turn out this picture was just Michael Jackson and his kids. Which is fuck up when the DOJ redacted Jackson kids face without any explanation by law.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

It looks more to me like they very intentionally focused on Clinton and MJ in particular. Clinton for obvious reasons, and MJ because public opinion on him is mixed with many thinking he was a pedo as well. I think they were intending people to go "oh obviously they're all evil pedos it's MJ and Clinton and we don't need to look into this further."

Yes you do when anyone is accused of a serious crime. You do know those pictures are just Michael Jackson kids that he brought on a family trip. Yet the DOJ redacted his kids face without any explanation by law. This is the reason why we need to question everything on this type of situation. Not looking into this any further is the reason Metoo movement fell apart or everyone on Twitter think Kyle Rittenhouse shot three black people instead.