2024 UK general election - Place to watch and discuss just how fucked we are

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Chunky Salsa said:
I just want some functional fucking powerplants man. It's like with the cars, I just want a car that actually goes from A to B without being gang raped by taxes; and the absurd base level requirements for any vehicle to be even manufactured. But no, I am compelled by absurd laws to either buy a clunker and pay through my japs eye in road tax, or I am required to buy an overprices rolling PC.
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This bullshit is why I am going to run my trusty Astra into the ground, 45+mpg and £35 road tax and hasn't really wanted for anything of consequence for its last 4 mots. Best 3k I ever spent.
 
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Chunky Salsa said:
I just want some functional fucking powerplants man. It's like with the cars, I just want a car that actually goes from A to B without being gang raped by taxes; and the absurd base level requirements for any vehicle to be even manufactured. But no, I am compelled by absurd laws to either buy a clunker and pay through my japs eye in road tax, or I am required to buy an overprices rolling PC.
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I just want a functional health system at this point....
 
131 seats is 131 too many fucking seats for the cons. I just want them gone, and buried. I'm like a shitty Ahab with a retarded, dipshit whale.
 
Rome's rightful successor said:
Britain is just fucked, there are no good political options on that dumb island. It doesn't matter who you voted for as the outcomes lead to the same exact result. The only way Britain can be saved is if a foreign army invades and conquers the place.
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Ahem... Hasn't a foreign army already invaded and conquered the country?

The whole place is overrun with a retarded remake of the Norman Conquest.
 
Doctor Love said:
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Honestly? If that's the results then that is much less bad than I was worrying about.
Yes, Labour landslide. Well done Labour, it took a world wide pandemic, multiple wars, scandals across two different political parties that chopped and changed leader rapidly in the hope of riding it out, a shamelessly biased media and the Tories practically holding your seat as you rode the bike over the finish line but sure, you "won."

No Lib Dem as opposition is one concern out of the way. Reform beating the SNP if true is hilarious.

Chunky Salsa said:
131 seats is 131 too many fucking seats for the cons. I just want them gone, and buried. I'm like a shitty Ahab with a retarded, dipshit whale.
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I'm with you but Labour with Lib Dem "opposition" is substantially worse as an outcome.
 
Chunky Salsa said:
131 seats is 131 too many fucking seats for the cons. I just want them gone, and buried. I'm like a shitty Ahab with a retarded, dipshit whale.
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We might be in store for a few good Portillo moments at least. I don't give enough of a shit to stay up for this one, but I'm anticipating having a good chuckle over tomorrow morning's coffee.
 
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