2024 UK general election - Place to watch and discuss just how fucked we are

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Coccxys

Coccxys

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Well a general election is upon us. Time to get the popcorn and stay up all night to see how screwed we are.

Current seat predictions are
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Key battlegrounds for reform
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Let the sperging begin...
 
With the Tories having governed for 14 years with sky-high immigration, migrant crime, bad economy, censorship and general anarcho-tyranny, how much worse can Labour be?
The Tories even has a Poo prime minister. If the "conservatives" seem to be left-wing tyrants, what are the social democrats?
 
Rome's rightful successor said:
Why did the british held an election on the 4th though? Are they eternally butthurt and want to block out the pain or something?
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Probably tried to hide it in the Euros hoping everyone would be too busy with that to get all that involved or go vote.

Overly Serious said:
Thank you for making a thread. Have to say, those poll predictions are pretty horrifying.
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Even worse is by those estimates you can get Lib Dems getting more than conservatives. Having a massive Labour majority with a Lib Dem opposition would be pretty bleak.
 
Divine right to rule said:
With the Tories having governed for 14 years with sky-high immigration, migrant crime, bad economy, censorship and general anarcho-tyranny, how much worse can Labour be?
The Tories even has a Poo prime minister. If the "conservatives" seem to be left-wing tyrants, what are the social democrats?
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With Labour we will get sky high immigration, migrant crime, an utterly destroyed economy, gulags for thought crime, censorship on steroids and woke nonsense. They’re always worse than the tories and the tories are dire
Which social democrats do you mean? We don’t really have a social democrat option, we have the blue team who are old boy chums who asset strip the country and fellate the WEF and we have the blue team who are commies who mismanage the country and fellate the WEF.
 
How does the UK manage to have an even more retarded system than the US?

I promise I will never complain about the electoral college again, I am just thankful to not be British.
 
Otterly said:
With Labour we will get sky high immigration, migrant crime, an utterly destroyed economy, gulags for thought crime, censorship on steroids and woke nonsense. They’re always worse than the tories and the tories are dire
Which social democrats do you mean? We don’t really have a social democrat option, we have the blue team who are old boy chums who asset strip the country and fellate the WEF and we have the blue team who are commies who mismanage the country and fellate the WEF.
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I have voted in EVERY election I have been eligible to do so and this time I have not bothered, there is nobody who is worthy of my personal endorsement on any level, I can not personally put my name next to ANYONE on a local or national level.

I honestly think this election is going to be a turning point but for all the wrong reasons, it's so uninspired and so little choice it's going to mark the point where turnout nose dives to the point questions will be asked if a % of turn out matters.
 
Otterly said:
With Labour we will get sky high immigration, migrant crime, an utterly destroyed economy, gulags for thought crime, censorship on steroids and woke nonsense. They’re always worse than the tories and the tories are dire
Which social democrats do you mean? We don’t really have a social democrat option, we have the blue team who are old boy chums who asset strip the country and fellate the WEF and we have the blue team who are commies who mismanage the country and fellate the WEF.
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Without an established right-wing party you are fucked either way.
Having a Labour gov will turn the Tories more right again to differentiate themselves from the governing party.
Too little too late is my guess.
 
FebreezeDeez said:
Same.
Brits, how accurate are these polling numbers likely to be?
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Polls have been subject to a lot of inaccuracies in recent years. We have the "shy tory" effect where people voting for an unfavourable party are less likely to admit it to pollsters so expect reform to potentially do better than the central prediction. It will probably be overstating Labour's performance a bit so expect them to be lower than the central prediction.

That said this was a massive poll that's gone down to the individual constituency level so expect the seat count to be somewhat accurate even if the national vote split isn’t.

The full polling, analysis, and raw data is here
 
Overly Serious said:
Thank you for making a thread. Have to say, those poll predictions are pretty horrifying.
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I have two very optimistic positions.

Firstly - the foreign vote gets split by Greens, Lib Dems, Conservatives and Labour all bickering over their votes. Different blocs to different parties - Muslims to Green, Lib Dems get all the fags, Conservatives get the Pajeets and Labour gets the darkies.

Then, the Conservatives lose out much harder to Reform. So you end up with like, five parties, each with 20%.
 
I voted reform, but it's 100% a protest vote. We're getting a steaming serving of clumpy labour shit for the next 4 years. There does not seem to be an effective political solution to the UK. Also, the press have been full on knives out vicious bastards to Reform this year. They're naturally disgusting bog creatures, but they've been especially nasty this time.
 
Doctor Love said:
Different blocs to different parties - Muslims to Green, Lib Dems get all the fags, Conservatives get the Pajeets and Labour gets the darkies.
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There's no chance Bradford and the other "Labour" spots have managed to actually get the Pakis they require to win. There has been too much Palestine shit, and too much Green Party Islamism, for it to be this low.

Reform is underestimated, due to Shy Tory, but there's the "Block Vote" behaviour of Pakis. They go all at once, and you won't stop the herd and get an accurate figure.
 
Otterly said:
With Labour we will get sky high immigration, migrant crime, an utterly destroyed economy, gulags for thought crime, censorship on steroids and woke nonsense.
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So a seamless continuation of the previous 14 years of "Conservative" government, then? At least under Labour it'll be one of our own leading the destruction of the country, rather than a rootless cosmopolitan indian.
 
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