2024 Moderator Applications

[Laburnum]

Make me a janny and I promise to do no useful moderation, ban people I find to be annoying faggots and post one word responses in A&N

 

[waffle]

I am very dumb and apparently put the wrong email in, I have subsequently changed my account to alline. Is that a problem?

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I expect $9000 a month.

I expect $300 for filling the form.

When can I expect this compensation?

 

[peachlover669]

Lets spin the wheel 'o' janny!
who do you think we will get today???

 

[Sneeds]

I have someone I’d like to nominate as a Janny

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I respect the call but I did it for free for a hot minute on 8chan

never again

 

[Devious Dave]

Hello I would like to apply as an HR agent I am a good mediator and will help mediate disputes between users

 

[ForTheHoard]

Funny enough, I was thinking about emailing Null after yesterday's MATI asking if he needed any help on staff. I offered to contribute time to the charity but it's outside my field of expertise.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I'm everyone's favorite Kick Janny. Vote for Möodas for the Brooms!

 

[Keystone]

Remember, the gates of Paradise are forever closed to federal employees and Jannies.

 

[Pignat]

You ever wrangle one? I heard it's more difficult than bull wrangling and with the same life expectancy. Unlike real life jannies, I'd say the more passive one is the better. No need for a turbosperg to start threadbanning people for reads notes mentioning something slightly off topic.

I've wrangled drunks and head injuries, but never an outright tard.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Remember, the gates of Paradise are forever closed to federal employees and Jannies.
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Taxpayers too.

Your money belongs to the church, as does your soul, not to a pretender government.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I went to fill out the form thinking there'd be shitpostable questions but no such luck. I'm out.

 

[Garamok]

is anyone filling this out with serious intentions or is everyone having fun?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Hello I would like to apply as an HR agent I am a good mediator and will help mediate disputes between users

You're gonna need an office and one of those dolls that people can point to to show where they got touched.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Saar can i becom adminstrator? Im verrry relighable and well experienced at customer suhpport from muh work in a Mumbai colcenta.

 

[GenociderSyo]

is anyone filling this out with serious intentions or is everyone having fun?

I put in a serious application to help out in PG since it always seems like they are needing help especially with the kiwi restoration project going on.

 

[Estate]

JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS!

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

a relic from a better age of the internet

 

[Sammich]

Here me out:

We need a extremely toxic based troon mod... one that can sniff out the catboy/spinny skirt/vtuber accounts on here in 10 words or less of their post, and then smack them with the appropriate hazmat flair/labels for the boomers like me on here.

(I'm kidding, you know trannies can't be trusted for shit. They will turn on you and DropKiwiFarms)

If i'm not mistaken we already have two troon mods.