2024 Moderator Applications

[Kalsarikännit]

I wonder what the ratio of cringe vs actual good application will be.

I wonder why he asks if you're from the 10th circuit court. the other ones I can guess.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

lol no way in hell would I ever want to ride herd on an entire forum of kiwis. MABYE one single thread, but the thread I mostly hang out in already is moderated well.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Good luck. I can only be trusted with power tools, not tools of power.

 

[LadyOfWisdom]

no? wtf? are you a fucking retard? nobody has console access to the forum except me and one person who doesn't actually use the site.

That’s cool @Null
Nah, I’m not retarded, it was a valid and genuine question.
Normally large projects aren’t operated by one single person, as it would mean 24/7 on call for that one person.
And on a moderation level too, for example to verify if an account is a ban evading sock, access to some logs would be useful.
Hence I assumed that some staff might get higher access. Hope that clarifies why I asked.

 

[Null]

Normally large projects aren’t operated by one single person, as it would mean 24/7 on call for that one person.

yes, welcome to the last 10 years of my life

 

[JamusActimus]

Hope we can get new mods for prospering grounds.

I think a google doc will work better than a thread asking users to nominate like it used to be done.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Is this position work from home? It's a deal-breaker if so.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Can't wait to be told to kill myself in the email reply.

Hopefully the people who get picked are the best people for the position.

Pretty sure people who aren't will get demoted and potentially banned if they're not too good otherwise.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

...Chris Chan...?

A hidden subforum for roleplaying as a resident of CWCville has existed for over a decade, with Chris (an account was made for him) as the sole moderator.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Every time I submit a report for something small like doubleposting I get nervous they're going to make me a mod and force me to sweep up the petty shit myself.

What kinda nigger reports doubleposting. Literally smells like the kid who tells the teacher they forgot to give out homework.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan should become a moderator just for the sheer amount of seething it would cause in the Thunderdome

He would literally just ban every A&H poster lol

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm gonna put everyone's name into a giant roulette wheel and spin it once a day, and that person gets banned, regardless of who they are.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

I swear if one of you faggots finagle their way into a fuckin mod position and go turncoat, I will find you.

 

[Jive]

Submitted my resume. Is this like a real job where if I'm not chosen I won't be contacted?

 

[deepFriedBaka]

(Insert vague something something Plato/whoever quote about those who do not seek power, you know the drill.)
I prefer being a user to a mod, at least for the time being.
But good luck to all the nominees who fill out the form.

edit:

I wonder why he asks if you're from the 10th circuit court. the other ones I can guess.

The 10th Circuit was the one that reversed the dismissal of the Russell Greer copyright lawsuit. That's the only thing I can think of off the top of my head, really.

 

[Day of the Cope]

>#CoomerLeak2024 happens
>Null puts out applications for mods

What did he mean by this, chat?

EDIT: Shit, senpai noticed me.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I swear if one of you faggots finagle their way into a fuckin mod position and go turncoat, I will find you.

You know it's just a matter of time.

 

[Pignat]

I applied, I didn't apply to be a janny for 4chan and now they're dead and gay, at least I can say I tried to help for kiwifarms.
I was an IRL janny at a park where a nearby tard center brought their retards in to destroy the bathrooms, so I would say I'm qualified.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

>#CoomerLeak2024 happens
>Null puts out applications for mods

What did he mean by this, chat?

The next generation of jannies shall be the wall aganist which all mass DMers shall break. Never again, kiwis

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

I applied, I didn't apply to be a janny for 4chan and now they're dead and gay, at least I can say I tried to help for kiwifarms.
I was an IRL janny at a park where a nearby tard center brought their retards in to destroy the bathrooms, so I would say I'm qualified.

You ever wrangle one? I heard it's more difficult than bull wrangling and with the same life expectancy. Unlike real life jannies, I'd say the more passive one is the better. No need for a turbosperg to start threadbanning people for reads notes mentioning something slightly off topic.