2024 Moderator Applications

[Kalsarikännit]

by the way, the part of the application that asked what i would do to a user i didn't like who was causing a problem, and just so you all know, i answered 'exact petty revenge', as any professional janny would do

Using janny powers for a personal vendetta is kinda gay tbqh, it's more fun to not use them.

 

[Lurker]

Using janny powers for a personal vendetta is kinda gay tbqh, it's more fun to not use them.

THAT'S WHAT SOMEONE WHO WAS DENIED A JANNY POSITION WOULD SAY

that wasn't intended to be in all caps but it's funnier this way and i don't feel like changing it

 

[LifeAlert]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan should become a moderator just for the sheer amount of seething it would cause in the Thunderdome

 

[SongsWithoutWords]

Im jewish, And Ethan Ralph W Kiwifarmer L, Hence why I am the best canidate for the job

that is all, shalom mothersuckas

 

[Kalsarikännit]

THAT'S WHAT SOMEONE WHO WAS DENIED A JANNY POSITION WOULD SAY

I've jannied places before and it just makes you look assmad when you as a janny act out of line. "Guis look I got the janny to X me"

 

[Billy Bong]

I will rule with an Iron Fist! My enemies will die like pigs in hell! FEEL THE POWER!

 

[Null]

>Show us on this doll where you touched the forum.

lol it's supposed to say "find"

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Noticed the last few months a good amount of post 2020 people, especially some very reddit-y 2024 join date users (the ones that aren't new accounts from older guys) that start shit seem really itching for janny status which concerns me

You're just a newfag-phobe. Listen, there's nothing wrong with a bunch of 2024 users walking in with their furry avatars, jacking off Catler, and becoming mod. It's all about inclusivity, and diversity is the strength of this forum!

 

[Chromeo]

I nominate Lidl Drip to be a mod because it would piss everyone off and it'd be funny

 

[Null]

@Null quick question, do your staff get sudo access and access to the audit logs?
If so, hopefully the vetting process is much more sophisticated than that application form

no? wtf? are you a fucking retard? nobody has console access to the forum except me and one person who doesn't actually use the site.

 

[Rungle]

I nominate Lidl Drip to be a mod because it would piss everyone off and it'd be funny

make her mod but only for the women hate thread.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I nominate Lidl Drip to be a mod because it would piss everyone off and it'd be funny

Only if I get to ban all men. Otherwise I am already too busy doing unpaid cleaning up after people in my real life.

 

[Moths]

Its a trick, don't voot

 

[Lurker]

one time i jannied a forum so hard i accidentally'd its entire database

 

[mindlessobserver]

Before I dedicate my time to working for Mister Null, I need to see what sort of compensation and benefits package I will receive for it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Someone post the full application please

Don't tell me you are not going to apply

 

[ASeabear8952]

fuck it. submitted

If anyone deserves to be a mod, it’s you.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I wonder what the ratio of cringe vs actual good application will be.

 

[Caesar]

no? wtf? are you a fucking retard? nobody has console access to the forum except me and one person who doesn't actually use the site.

...Chris Chan...?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Sent in an application, I've been here for 10+ years and I might as well give up the rest of my sanity. At the same time I might be too nice a person for the job. It might take ten spam posts in a row before I resort to calling you a retard.