2024 Economic Collapse

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Is it Joever?

  • It's Joever

    Votes: 87 16.1%
  • We're just getting joeing

    Votes: 254 46.9%
  • Kill yourself furfag

    Votes: 201 37.1%

  • Total voters
    542
What particular commodities or products are linked to this potential recession?

I know inflation is a driver here, but there doesn’t seem to be any bubble like with the Great Recession and housing, the Dot Com burst, the 1989 downturn following the ‘79 oil crisis. I always associate economic downturns as having a connection to real-world pressure points, not just abstract shifts and corrections in the stock market, but would appreciate being corrected if I am wrong.
Chips. The real reason is we’re on the eve with the beginning of a regional war that is expected to begin today with Iran’s escalation. People are hedging for a systemic change into wartime economy. The illusion of making big on AI chips and consumer spying devices is gone. It will now go into military industrial production that will trickle to consumer markets like WW2. 200,000 Bitcoin accounts were liquidated for $300,000,000 over the weekend, but the news will not report on this. They will tell you everything is okay and to sit on your hands.

Don’t buy the dead cat.
 
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THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING, BUT DONT WORRY!
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I have this theory that I’ve been noodling on for a long time. I need to clear up my thoughts on this a bit and maybe you could help me out here, fellow kiwis:

I think “irrational exuberance” in economies is both a cause and effect of Clown World. The corollary is that recessions represent a return to Holy Basedness.

Think about it this way: we all have a deep sense of karmic justice. We believe those who act prudently shall be rewarded and those who act like degenerates shall be divinely smote. In an insane economic environment, you save money and work hard, only to watch your savings be debased, get laid off, and be unable to afford groceries and a house. Meanwhile, your IQ 85 childhood neighbor makes $1MM selling used monkey JPEGs.

This creates a deep discontent: a feeling that this is all unfair and gambling anyway, no one deserves their good fortune. It is in fact, only luck. This sentiment leads to socialism because if the “hard workin bootstrapper” narrative is bullshit, why not redistribute the money?

Soon, efforts are divorced from their fruits entirely. The sacred foundation of civilized society is destroyed. There is neither desire nor incentive to act morally — why bother avoiding sin if we are all going to hell anyway?

In order for us to return to a world where people both want and need to work for a living, where people produce and treasure children, and where everything returns to some level of sanity, we are going to need to see some shit. I kinda hope we can just rip this bandaid off.
 
I'll be honest, i don't mind losing a few thousand dollars if it means that hedge fund managers across the world either jump into a noose or a 50-story drop.
Give them an African necklace. [Hint: it involves a tire]
In Minecraft.
 
Honestly thought they were gonna tank the economy if Trump got elected but I guess the dam cracked too early. They'll still blame it on him if he gets elected.
Same. Don't worry though, at this rate they'll try pinning it on him BEFORE the elections are even held.
 
in the less than a month we have had the following

-Assassination attempt
-Joe Biden officially saying it’s Joever
-Democrat infighting
-Hurricane
-Sodom and Gomorrah getting destroyed by wildfires
-UK riots
-Economic Crash

Is there anything I missed?
 
in the less than a month we have had the following

-Assassination attempt
-Joe Biden officially saying it’s Joever
-Democrat infighting
-Hurricane
-Sodom and Gomorrah getting destroyed by wildfires
-UK riots
-Economic Crash

Is there anything I missed?
The absolute disaster that is the Paris Olympics
 
I just loaded up on a bunch of $SQQQ and am waiting.

I wonder what sort of bullshit they are gonna try and pull to stop things from getting worse tommorow.
 
Fuck you faggot. My retirement has been absolutly crumbling over the last month and now with this I just watch my money disappear at an alarming rate.
Hey man, no one made you invest “wisely” instead of doing the truly sensible thing and blowing every spare cent you have on Thai ladyboys and cocaine.

YOLO, muhfukka.

The absolute disaster that is the Paris Olympics

Rock ‘n roll, the cola wars
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
 
in the less than a month we have had the following

-Assassination attempt
-Joe Biden officially saying it’s Joever
-Democrat infighting
-Hurricane
-Sodom and Gomorrah getting destroyed by wildfires
-UK riots
-Economic Crash

Is there anything I missed?
A potential massive war in the middle east.
 
In my bank's app, the tab for trading was disabled for most of today. It's back now, but all I saw once I logged in is that most of the funds I am investing in are trading down. Feelsbad, etc.
 
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