2024 Economic Collapse

[Wash away the rain]

Maybe I will be able to buy a house in my lifetime if the markets get fucked I just gotta hope the neo-depression era doesn’t completely fuck me in the ass.

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

So is this going to fix the housing market guys? The housing market will crash soon right guys??

 

[SpellforceFan]

Looks like they won't be able to stop Trump's presidency, so they can crash the market and blame it on him later.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Just stay aware and don’t loose you’re head. Freaking out like a complete retard will not help.

 

[Pargon]

Startup bros on suicide watch

Someone needs to start asking them the real question:

“Have you ever tried to do any washing up without any washing-up liquid?”

 

[CHARizard]

Finally got into my Schwab, theres only a 5 digit red number instead of a 6 so I guess I am not as fucked as others.

 

[Pargon]

‘Member when shit like this used to happen you’d at least get some reptilian bankers and financiers throwing themselves out of windows?

We should be at the point that the FDNY is hosing down the concrete on Wall Street but we’re not

 

[Looney Troons]

I’m pretty boned, friends. Thankfully, I’ve got about a six-month supply of cash on hand.

 

[Zertes]

So how bad this will end up being? Any guesses?

 

[Egregore]

Something like this happening after the events of the past few years was pretty much inevitable and so obvious, that even an economically retarded guy like me saw it coming. Now let's see if this is just a depression or a full-blown market meltdown. In any case, I hedged my bets by buying some more .308 and MREs today.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

"Nothing ever happens" because it actually did and you wake up one day years later and realize "wait, something happened." Like when you realized you'd never be able to afford a house, live off a 40 hour workweek salary, comfortably raise a family like your parents, post on an uncensored internet, etc.

Uh, then how am I doing that? I actually live better than my parents did since I grew up poor. Get offline, go learn a trade. Dont buy the lie and give up.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Pretty minor tbh - I'm only down 3%. The crash already semi-recovered in the premarket. S&P500 is still up 10% YTD.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Pretty minor tbh - I'm only down 3%. The crash already semi-recovered in the premarket. S&P500 is still up 10% YTD.

Yeah, I'm not saying it's over until the numbers look consistently bad. Gonna just sit back, get comfy, and let things happen.

 

[DicksOutForBurgers]

Pretty minor tbh - I'm only down 3%. The crash already semi-recovered in the premarket. S&P500 is still up 10% YTD.

I was worried for a minute but so far my stocks are holding. I did take some precautionary measures though.

 

[I glow in the dark]

Everybody should go to the bank and withdraw their money.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Are we going to see some wall street guys do a flip from a window ceil?

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Are we going to see some wall street guys do a flip from a window ceil?

You could probably see a jeet in Newark do a backflip from the second story of his parent's house.

 

[Mr. Loland]

Finally got into my Schwab, theres only a 5 digit red number instead of a 6 so I guess I am not as fucked as others.

SIX DIGIT BROS RISE UP! (Fuckin' ow)

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

SIX DIGIT BROS RISE UP! (Fuckin' ow)

As a poorfag I can't even comprehend the idea that people have six digits to lose, I've never even hit 5 in my bank account.

On the plus side, technically I made more money than you today, if you think about it.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

You could probably see a jeet in Newark do a backflip from the second story of his parent's house.

That's the next best thing to see.