[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[The Wicked Mitch]

All these old whales making an appearance feels like DSP is doing some non-profit style mass emails asking for their support in these desperate times. Honestly wouldn’t surprise me especially if he has access to all their emails from PayPal.

He needs that money, he really really does. To pay his bills

 

[BepsiLight]

Is he complaining that the enemies take too many shots to kill on Veteran difficulty? Is that basically "normal" or am I wrong there?

The fact that he's shooting at shit with a shotgun from a mile away doesn't help.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Is he complaining that the enemies take too many shots to kill on Veteran difficulty? Is that basically "normal" or am I wrong there?

There are two difficulties above what he's playing at, so yes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm surprised he wants to skip ME2, I know he played that recently but that's the fan-favorite one

You should have quelled your own surprise.

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Yup, spot on likeness.

So he's a spic?

I'll go ahead and predict $1000 from the deviluk person.

I have 2k rattling around in my noggin

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Damn that's funny

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I don't want to post too often in an already fast-moving thread, but come the fuck on. Phil is still taking the time to stop the stream to write out the name of the fifty-bit-bitch $1.30 tippers. On a day where he is openly expecting $3000.

This makes me wonder if Phil would be perfectly content to just sit there, for the entire day, not touching his controller for a single millisecond and just constantly updating the latest tipper with all these $1.30 paupers' names if the minimal tips kept flowing in. Sure, he'll bitch about it the entire time, and probably ban a few of them, but maybe he'd prefer it as an alternative to actually having to play a video game. At his "job" of playing video games. On a day where he's specifically claiming to work "overtime" at his "job" of playing video games. Never playing a single video game for even a second.

Hardest. Working. Man. Of all time.

 

[Forbidden Math]

2 hours and he's still in the starting area. What an amazing marathon stream. Maybe by the time he's done he'll be finished with his first visit to Citadel Station.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I would love to get a peek at the communications between Phil and his pod of whales. I wonder if he still guilt trips his whales in private.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I think we'll end up at $3500-$4000, would be very seriously amazed if we don't get some massive whaling

 

[YokuNama]

I love when people in chat use their brain. Of course that's not allowed there, but well worthy of getting banned over.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I agree he's probably going to hit the tips goal, or at least has attempted to line up enough surprise donations to hit that number.

 

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[Need Help With Tips]

Is Dave even going to continue playing the game after this marathon or is it just getting dropped?

 

[Michael Richards]

I think we'll end up at $3500-$4000, would be very seriously amazed if we don't get some massive whaling

Absolutely he would not have set the goal at 3k if he didn't have assurances from his special ed discord. only question i have is simple- whats the cutoff number in which everything he makes after that amount is OK and not a problem to flush into his phone game?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Is Dave even going to continue playing the game after this marathon or is it just getting dropped?

It's going to get dropped, he's already not playing ME2 and he'll only play 3 if there's no new releases

 

[Forbidden Math]

I'm going to go against the grain and say he doesn't make the tips goal, whales fail, trolls win. Wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong but just how I'd place my bet.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I think we'll end up at $3500-$4000, would be very seriously amazed if we don't get some massive whaling

You can guarantee there's going to be at least one four-digit tip being shat out at the last minute around the end of the stream while OIC struts around chat guffawing like the pig rolling around in shit that he is.

And then tomorrow he'll cry about detractors being meanies when the usual influx of posts making fun of him roll through here.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Absolutely he would not have set the goal at 3k if he didn't have assurances from his special ed discord. only question i have is simple- whats the cutoff number in which everything he makes after that amount is OK and not a problem to flush into his phone game?

Everything he makes will be gone by monday, he got or is getting paid by Twitch for what he "earned" up until he got unpartnered.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I like DSP's explanation that he's eating a stir fly with his wife because he needs to sit down and eat something quick.

Whatever happened to pizza? Or is that a violation of his pinwheel schedule?

Why is he spending precious money on delivered takeout if he's in such dire straits? One would think HE would make at least one sacrifice for HIS cause.

I don't want to post too often in an already fast-moving thread, but come the fuck on. Phil is still taking the time to stop the stream to write out the name of the fifty-bit-bitch $1.30 tippers. On a day where he is openly expecting $3000.

This makes me wonder if Phil would be perfectly content to just sit there, for the entire day, not touching his controller for a single millisecond and just constantly updating the latest tipper with all these $1.30 paupers' names if the minimal tips kept flowing in. Sure, he'll bitch about it the entire time, and probably ban a few of them, but maybe he'd prefer it as an alternative to actually having to play a video game. At his "job" of playing video games. On a day where he's specifically claiming to work "overtime" at his "job" of playing video games. Never playing a single video game for even a second.

Hardest. Working. Man. Of all time.

That's why I had said he wants money just to watch TV

 

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[gobsmackedmortician]

great to see after all of the hype for this epic event it turns out its just Phil playing an old game . shooting at enemies from a distance with a shotgun …..