[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

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What will the begathon tips goal be?

  • <=$500

    Votes: 12 3.7%
  • $501-$1000

    Votes: 11 3.4%
  • $1001-$1500

    Votes: 25 7.7%
  • $1501-$2000

    Votes: 44 13.6%
  • $2001-$3000

    Votes: 89 27.6%
  • $3000+

    Votes: 142 44.0%

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snowkarl just pledged to his patreon. Still think he isn't a Derich/wheelchair?
That's the story of every. Single. "Ironic" fan. That Evilibrium faggot also was supposedly someone who never donated, until he did.

There's only so much pignosis a brain can take before turning into mush.
 
So for reference, the first Mass Effect is an extremely short game, the level layout looks something like this:
-Eden Prime (Tutorial)
-The Citadel (Hardly a level, just meant to ease the player into the game's hub world)
-Feros
-Noveria
-Therum (Shorter level, unfinished by devs)
-Virmire Beachfront
-Virmire Fortress
-Ilos
-Citadel on Lockdown
I'm betting Phil clocks out after getting to Noveria today and acts like he just survived a triathlon event. I'm surprised he wants to skip ME2, I know he played that recently but that's the fan-favorite one, and his playthrough of the Legendary Edition will be really short without it.
It is short enough that it can be completed in an afternoon, even as a first playthrough on Normal difficulty. There is no reason he shouldn't finish it short of his usual faffing about.
 
Popped into the Dark Dave Mirror to see him starting this marathon by spending time making a brand new custom character rather than the default character so he can stall some fucking more going through the character creation menus for half an hour.

I can't even be mad by how much of a pro grifter this guy is.
 
"Look guys! Ack ack ack its thugs on the floor! The meme! Oh gross I'm not going to do the dating sim or whatever."
 
He's probably going to hit the goal, and definitely going to memory-hole it immediately and continue feigning financial distress.
 
This is some elite, top tier stalling. Claimed as one of his favourite games, stream has been live for over two hours and we're just getting into character creation.
 
Popped into the Dark Dave Mirror to see him starting this marathon by spending time making a brand new custom character rather than the default character so he can stall some fucking more going through the character creation menus for half an hour.

Come on - this is the most predictable part of the whole playthrough. Phil always makes himself in the character creator. You know every game with a character creator is going to end up half an hour later with an awkward male character with slicked back hair and a goatee.
 
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